>sex is the best exercise
>the guys who need it the most actually get the least
Any more of life's little ironies?
>be born in as a creature that tries to find meaning in things
>no discernible meaning to living
it's the little things :^)
who here hates your mom. Mine isnt even a whore, but I know she would like to. Many red flags, I hate the world, and women, and Jews.
>Mom made me kill pigeons with my hands when I was 5
>Mom made me drink her piss a couple times
>Mom argued with dad 24/7
>Mom would run into my room crying telling me to help her commit suicide
>Mom is 5'2" but over 300 pounds and ballooned up the second she got married to dad
>Mom is a fucking slob and steals money from dad
>Mom is a fucking slob and leave her period stained underwear on the family's tooth brushes or counters
>Mom is as hoarder
>Mom doesn't take baths or brush her teeth or even washing her hands
>Mom hated me for wanting to eat healthy
>Mom thinks I'm the reincarnation of her dad
>Mom would abuse the pets
>Mom threatens my dad if he leaves her she'll take all his money
>Mom still thinks she's a good mom
Post music robots can relate to.
Rilo Kiley - Better Son or Daughter
The musicians themselves usually aren't robots but they do sometimes make music about things that robots can relate to. Like Elliot smith or some Radiohead songs. Even all of linkin park's stuff is about kinda angsty somewhat robot shit.
Even at the height of fame in one of the most successful musical groups on the planet I promise you this man was more of a robot than you will ever be
>went to see this in the cinema
>halfway through looked around at the people in the audience
>all the women looked like they were bored out of their minds
thought this kind of thing was a meme
Women can never understand war or fighting. The whole equality idea is complete bullshit. Men and women are completely different creatures. Why the West keeps deluding itself into thinking women are the same is just complete insanity at this point.
Women are stupid
You only need to look at how the majority love shows like tge big theory to understand that.
Women have a wide range of feelings, but can only use them if something tells them to.
This is the only thing that turns me on. Why are today's women so different from us?
It's photoshop, silly. From a page interested in girls like this..
I think I'm living in the wrong era. I will place my bets that this is what homosexuality is. Nothing perverse, but a wish to have your partner resemble you, except with a vagina.
>no suicidal gf to make suicide pact with
im not asking for much here
>decided to shoot each other at the same time
>she doesn't shoot
>no suicidal gf that you can save from the brink of death, be the only light in her life, and manipulate her because she will kill herself if she loses you
That fucking feel, man. It's just not fair.
>gf is out with her gay male friends
>Tells me she's coming home late
Alright 4chan, I've never told this story to anyone before
>I'm "back-up" friend tier(the guy you only hangout with when there is no one else) but I was in denial of it at the time
>Few more days until Halloween
>See some fliers pinned around my highschool for a Halloween Party at local community center
>Decide to go because I won't need an invitation to get in
>Next day I'm browsing normiebook and I see that some of my friends are at the community center during a huge party
>Today is Friday and Halloween won't he until the following Monday
>Apparently it's a different party or something
>Feel bad that he didn't tell me, but maybe he just forgot
>I put on some street clothes and walk for forty minutes to the party
>When I arrive people are dancing inside and outside of the center and doing wild things
>A lot of people are also wearing their Halloween costumes which was wierd because it wasn't Halloween
>When I walk in, I try to find my friends but they seem to have disappeared
>I keep searching around and I ask people I know if they've seen my friends (I use their names)
>They all say they haven't seen them/they don't know who they are
>I do this for ten minutes until a random Chad I asked previously walks up to me
>"Alright anon, I can't do this anymore. Don't tell them that it was me, but here's the truth..."
>Chad then explains to me that Friend 1 had told everyone in the building, before I arrived, that if I showed up, not to tell me where they are, if I asked, because they didn't want to be around me
>He tells me that they've beend actively avoiding me this whole time by moving around the center whenever I got close to them
>I have a hard time grasping this
>Chad pulls out his phone and shows me a messenger group conversation between Friend 1 and him and several other people
>Went something like "Where is anon?" "Don't worry bruh, he's near the game room" "Alright I'll move to the tables." "When do you think he's gonna leave btw?'
Whats the longest you went without cumming (except involuntary nocturnal emission) since you first masturbated?
Im visiting my shitty psychiatrist today. What sleeping meds should I ask for? Shit I have now doesnt help