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Aren't they expensive? I wouldn't want one of these things unless it was cheap enough that I could throw it away after realizing I was pathetic enough to sleep with an anime girl pillow.

>>39664175
I really don't think that getting a pillow with a cartoon girl drawn on it qualifies as dealing with loneliness.

>>39664291
I've only ever seen the covers, and they're generally in the 50 buck range.

>>39664166
Fuck no. But lucky for me, according to the Christian faith, my good deeds mean shit as far as getting into heaven goes.

I honestly can't say. I've done good things and bad things. I've done a lot of degenerate things, but none of that actually harmed anyone. I think God says to me, "Well, at least you tried." before dropping me into the pit.

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>>39664166
>do your sins over weigh your deeds

is this retard hell? I knew I'd end up here.

No, they were failed normies as all shooters are. Robots are benevolent, and you are clearly not one of us.

>>39664121

No, apparently they were average in popularity in high school. Edgy cyborgs? Yes.

>>39664168
Elliot Rodger was a failed normie? Blasphemy

>>39664029
>I don't want to pursue anything
Yeah, I mean it would take away from your time spent playing video games and eating cheetos and masturbating.

You eventually realize that every single female you will ever meet has had multiple partners or thinks you are mediocre looking and they can do better.
Then you start to only view women as co workers and sexual objects. It hurts but only in a really numb and cold way.

>>39664351
I'd choose that over losing my mind over a girl

>>39663985
no, but what the fuck are you gonna do about it? bend over and take it, wagie

>>39664022
u can actually take ur boss to court, did you have a contract anon?

>>39664087
No contract, it was at will employment, but I was under the impression that while they don't need much of a reason to fire me, they would at least have to tell me, right?

he's an out of shape old man who hasn't worked for real in decades if ever, you think he'd help much

>>39663911
This, he'd actually just get in the way. Let the real men work.

>putting your countries commander in chief in danger
>expecting a guy who never served his countries armed forces to do anything at all for his country

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>>39663800
Post pictures or else, nerd

>>39663800
nice dubs glad to see your dreams come true

>>39663800
I don't know about you OP but I wish to become the loli

Awkwardness, lacks the ability to form relationships, unwilling to break the daily routine cycle.

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>>39664107
This, also old robots lack the ability to feel

>>39663784
80% of women go for 20% of men (Chads). The average guys you see with girls are betas whom girls settle for for money, resources, and security. Robots either refuse to settle or are so undesirable that they can't even get that. Most of us are relatively young, so our female peers are still riding the cock carousel. Many of us will become normies when they get dried up and settle for us.

>>39663768
uhhhh lemme see about like uh 7

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>>39663768
different what?

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>>39663768
you tell me

organizationd

McDonald's>Tim hortons coffee

>>39663762
>>a girl's past doesn't matter
Only accepted by white people

t. Muslim

>>39663779
Canadians belong on r9k

>>39663712
same tbqh famalamalam

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>>39663712
my brain fog is so intense right now I can barely type this.

I'm not even a conscious being at this point, I don't think I qualify as human besides some ego resistance that gets crushed into mind haze.

The voices are back at medium level, I can get through the day but what's a life of just getting through.

>>39663726
how is this originally an original post?

Hurry up faggots im not trying to wait this is my breaking point how do I hide my power level after death?

Well first you need to rape your dad

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>>39663676
>Belt and sturdy door knob
How do you even hang yourself with a belt? Serious question. Also, that's probably not a good idea, as you'll thrash around while unconscious and you'll likely slip the belt off the knob.

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nihilism is the ash that the existential pheonix rises from. You must burn down all societal norms, vestigal morality and untested beliefs through constant questioning. eventually nothing is left. that is where you begin. you can start to actually become your own person with your own thoughts and convictions when you realize that nothing matters. you can arrive at that correct conclusion and be a piece of shit, and realize you're a piece of shit - or you can begin to actually stand for something

It occoured to me today that due to the fact that everyone has a different life, everyone has a different worldview. Therefore, no two people can possibly agree on anything completely.

So why fight with people when you can acknowledge that they have different experiences, and then move on.

This has brought me great peace.

>>39663727
>this is what the depressed nihilist tells himself not realizing his personal beliefs are little more then a pathological thought process of a diseased mind

>>39663638
Can I get a Chad tag ?

Pretty /comfy/ I guess, needs more people though REEEE

I rode a dinosaur once, his name was Fred.

>>39663623
Enjoy that brain damage mr. Jon Schlomstien

>>39663623
thanks man i owe you one here is a nice song https://youtu.be/EK0IFHJZRO8

>>39663641
No brain damage so far. I've got nothing better to do. I can't hold down a job.