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How did your favourite community die?

>create a fake internet persona to feel better about myself
>slide into shitty community on Google+
>everyone thinks you're awesome
>you become friends with everyone
>Shit happens
>Find myself in a private G+ community
>Upload lewd and cute anime girls
>Discord chat is created
>Everyone's there, and they want me in it
>Everyone is pretty chill and very awesome people
>Except this one kid
>He has a problem with everyone
>He'll judge you for saying anything in a negative way
>Pretty stupid himself as well
>Think to myself how the fuck he even got into this group
>Put up with his shit for a while
>Become great friends with everyone but him
>Kid gets worse and worse with his insults
>He finally gets banned because the owner couldn't put up with his shit anymore
>Drama fucking blows out
>Chat is dead now
>No one will say anything because they're afraid of getting banned
>It was literally just the first ban since the creation of the Discord chat group

Where did my internet friends go?
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Autism. That's what happens when you join private discords.
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>>35804050
It all just died slowly. My favourite ones barely had many, so I felt sadder since the community were small
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>join a private G+ community
>only like 15 active members
>they spam lots of cute/lewd anime girls
>daily boring spam of anime
>daily bote, cute, etc etc girls
>everybody slowly leaves
>only a few autists who spam porn remain
>nobody even discusses things

I want to go back

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What's the quickest way to lose some weight? Does the master cleanse work?
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500 calorie protein only diet
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>>35804016
Losing weight is a myth.

"Just lose weight" is the thin-chad version of "Just be ureself bro"
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>>35804016
eat two meals instead of three

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PC gaming is for cucks
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>>35804000
>no mods
>it's all pleb AAA trash, no cool shit like dwarfort
>no steam
?
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>>35804000
...do you not have a PC?
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I'm too poor for PC gaming.

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>go home after work
>this creature pops up

wat do?
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>>35803960
Nothing - He's white
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>>35803960
I can't speak any slavic languages, so instead of communicating with it I just hand it a bottle of vodka and back away.
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>>35803960

Offer him a drink and ask him if there's any anomalies nearby.

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Someone please make the Elliot Rodger Evangellion opening. Just like it has been made for Barron Trump, Hitler etc.
Example : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r_UatXs9uE

There are plenty of videos that can be used, and also include his father in it. It would be great!
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>>35803921
He already have his theme :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV-ULQEsdcg
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>>35803921
cool glasses desu, rare elliot.
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>>35804725
It's from his video, not rare

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>tfw no high IQ bf
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>>35803855
150 iq desperate australian. HMU famalam
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I'm pretty sure I have a high IQ.

It goes into nothing but existential depression though.
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>>35803855
Just curious were you on another board posting this same picture with a story about some guy from your arts class?

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Would you go to a theme park by yourself?

I'd like to go to one, but obviously haven't got anyone to go with.
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>>35803851
I'd go with you anon, I love theme parks!
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>>35803851
Funnily enough, I went to Magic Mountain recently. I went with my family but I see nothing wrong with going alone. If youre actually worried about being judged just get a fast pass for rides you really want to ride since lines are pretty awkward and annoying anyways.
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>>35803851
God no. I don't even go to the movies by myself.

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>diagnosed with ADHD at age 9
>now im a big big fella and my doctor is increasing the amount i take
>found out it gives you a high if you dont have adhd (the pills i take have some bad side effects such as sleep deprivation and not getting hungry )
>my friend is a pill junky and asked me if he could buy a couple of pills from me
>live in christian home with grandparents that never drink
>if i get busted they'll probably call the police

long story short, should i start selling one of the pills i take? i take 2 pills now so i could play it off. or should i not? i live in norway and im only 17 so i might end up with a dot on my passport.

what do you think?? is it worth the risk? he says hell pay about 5 dollars each pill.
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>>35803843
Concerta is shit tier m8
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>>35803866
some people will pay for it for some reason, apperently is gives you a 9-12 hour high.

but yeah its a bad tier
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>17
>Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...

bye bye downy retard

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>sister gets new friend
>friend is fat, dyed short hair and is easily provoked
>shortly after my sister begins to use tumblr, follow fandoms, cut hair short and change gender nearly all at the same time
>rest of family accepts instantly
>sis is complete PC fag and makes new friends just like our catalyst
>don't know what to do about this
>friends and everyone at school asks me about her frequently
I just want my sister back, how do I do this?
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>>35803815
Take her into your room. Sit her down on your bed. Then proceed to bate the 17 bales of shite out of her for being a fuckin eegit
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Stop trying to control her life and let her make her own decisions

Would you want her to force you to stop using chinese moving picture forums?
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>>35803917
Yeah and let her become a gender fluid attention seeking faggot that gets rawed by big hairy niggers

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What a motherfucking let down
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>>35803774
>watching normie movies

ishygddt
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>>35803774
I'm so sure you're a scholar on the source material.
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i dont know why people are still obsessed with capeshit

10 fucking years of this shit

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What are your thoughts on wanting to leave this world as it is shit?
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>>35803743
it isn't all shit but a lot of it is shit
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>>35803743
His life seemed comfy. Driving around south California in a nice car.

Didn't know what he had
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>>35803820
wasnt he actually not that rich?

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Enjoy your last day of freedom, wagecuck. You got a whole dreaded week of slavery tomorrow.
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>>35803725
Meh I get paid more working, so why be a NEET?
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>>35803725
This Sunday is spent by NEETs in a sparkling paradise light of beauty and glory, while wagies spend it in a dark and small closet of torture.
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Rate my working life

>42k per year in euros
>Five weeks paid vacation
>Sick pay, pension, Life assurance, health insurance (taxed on the benefit of the health insurance though
>Nice office, nice workers, comfy enough
>35 hours per week, might have to work 40 if busy
>No over time pay, but will soon be able to build up extra hours worked as extra day off.
>Work can be easy one day, very busy the next, can be stressful, probably going to get busier and more responsibility the longer I stay, but i think I'll be ok for about another 2 years before it gets too much.

Should i neet now or stick it for a while longer?

GUIDE ME OF WISE NEETLORD

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If you really believe that porn is not a gateway drug into deep degeneracy, just look at this board of porn addicts and see how many gay larpers and other fetishis it has.
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I only watch facials and cumshots since i was 13-14

Im 25 kissless virgin today.

NoFap and NoPorn is a meme.

Your problems in this world are deeper.

The memes that you seek do not lie in this castle im afraid.
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>>35803716
>implying cum fetish is not degenerate

k
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I'm 29 and the most degenerate shit I've watched is just gangbang porn with multiple creampies and that was when I was younger. What leads to degenerate porn is being an immature edgy faggot. It's the same reason why the same edgy faggots are into gore and shit. You grow out of it. These days, I just watch mostly amateur and 60FPS. I cum in like 3 minutes so it doesn't matter.

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5. Below are links to resources you should consult. Many of you have traits of Borderline Personality Disorders, or traits, and many of you have parents who fit the bill for being narcissists. I've added a link to various types of abuse because most of you are not familiar with what abuse really is, and derive your definitions from movies and common understanding, i.e., nothing is abuse beyond sexual assault and fists, and that's far from reality.


https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/communication-success/201602/10-signs-narcissistic-parent

https://www.helpguide.org/articles/personality-disorders/borderline-personality-disorder.htm

http://www.blueknot.org.au/Resources/General-Information/Types-of-child-abuse

If I am gone or if you don't want to communicate here, you can always reach me at [email protected].
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Here I am again. I hope Facet comes back and explains what happened.
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>>35803753

Hello Meta. Me too. Is he suggesting he has two personalities?

That's very unusual. His tone was completely different from how he normally is.
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>>35803768
I don't understand. He didn't really give any details. I hope his agony has subsided, at least.

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There are 3 guys outside my door RIGHT NOW who have been knocking for the last 5 mins.

I'm alone in the house and scared shitless.

What do?
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>>35803606
>What do?

Shit in your hand
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Start lubing up that boipussy
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>he doesn't booby trap the entrance to his house
at this point just keep ignoring them because answering now would only prove that you were hiding

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