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what's it like having a big dick?
none of the available store brand condoms fit me so I have to special order them online
I'll probably never use them but still
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>>34263134
>tfw dick is too short for magnums but too girthy for regular ones
This is disaster
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>>34263134
>what's it like having a big dick
It's ok but I don't get to use it so it's not a big deal. It's a 7x5.5 inch BBC anyways.
>inb4 a ton of guys post their dicks
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>>34263134
That image is shopped.
1. Magnum xl aren't that big
2. She was originally holding some other r bullshit
Just saying.
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I just ate out my girlfriend's ass.
How does it feel knowing that you will never experience this?
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Great because I don't have the taste of shit in my mouth
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>eating doodoo out of someones butt
sounds pretty nasty
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I have, many times. This place is swarming with normies like us.
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Do woman wizards exist? What does a female virgin become when she turns 30?
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>what is a nun?
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>>34263094
a female wizard is a witch
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>>34263094
Female virgins past 30 are crazy cat ladies. It doesn't matter whether they like cats or that its not the opposite term of wizard.
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Why are women such disgusting, shameless whores?
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Men let them.
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Why are men such failures?
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>>34263050
You sound like you need to get your dick wet.
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>go to class
>only talk with a guy and sometimes 1 girl
>guyfriend isn't there
>go sit down with the girl
>we talk for 5 minutes before the test begins
>finish test before anyone else
>go home
>can't stop thinking about her
red pill me r9k, why is she so friendly towards me
everyone else usually just looks at me
but she actually talks to me like i'm a human being
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>>34262984
Some people are genuinely nice, anon.
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>>34262984
Some folks have chemistry with everyone. Don't read too much into it.
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>>34262984
Most likely she is just being nice and the whole "I pitty you" thing going. Another you also mentioned you talk to a guy I think you might be gay or have tendencies of it thats why you are akward around females.
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Who here feels slightly betrayed that Pizza turned out to be such a fugly hon?
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Literally looks like that kid at school that took science lessons too seriously
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Why do any of you care? If he wants to love someone atleast be happy for him. I am sure he would be happy towards you guys if he knew you like you know him.
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Serves him right for turning down eggwhite. Still would fuck him thou but not gently would Love to hear him cry like a little bitch
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I gained 15lbs since December
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>>34262969
Get your shit together, fattie. Do you want to continue being a fat fuck?
COME THE FUCK ON, ANON.
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>>34262969
Fat piece of shit, get it together before the damage is irreverisble.
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>>34262969
>live in shithole
>gain weight
>happy that I'm a step away from dying a skeleton
feels good. Be proud you can stuff your mouth with pizza and hamburgers and ice cream everyday
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I feel sorry for you all. Suffering,,, As Bukowski said, you aint feel the life if you havent died a few times... So, death is a way of showing you whats up with life. Only ego dies. Youre basically like immortal.
So my advice for you all suffering souls, DIE! DIE! DIE! Be aware...
And the way of dying is the way of living, or what!? So... Take some shrooms or acid or mescaline, or dmt, doesnt matter, it will show you the life, trust me, you will want to live very much after that, your problems will seem like theyre kinda not real but they are in a way, they really are, you will want to solve your problems, oh yeah...
Eat psychedelics, see life.
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Is this a trippingpost?
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>>34263012
nah, im sober atm, but i tell you that psychedelics can be really good for you. shows you life.
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>did this exact thing
>brain screams at me to kill myself a lot louder and more intensely than normal
>screams i'll never be part of society and that everything i do will always end in failure
>get enough of this shit in my everyday thoughts that i don't need to hear it while i'm trying to enjoy myself
>end up having a fucking seizure twitching on the goddamn ground for what felt like hours
>spend rest of the evening curled in a ball crying under my covers
I'm not saying don't try them, but like, you know, that shit ain't for everyone, man.
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I don't even care about losing my virginity anymore. I just want a cute bf/gf to cuddle with at this point.
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>>34262943
ayyyy
hire people to cuddle with you. Might be cheaper than hookers
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>>34262972
That's not the same.
>>34262943
As someone who lost it both on one day recently, the cuddling part was better.
>sitting under a blanket
>talking
>she leans in and gives me a quick kiss on my mouth
>completely dumbfounded
>she does it again while smiling
>tells me to lie on top of her
>do so and cover us with a blanket
>spend an hour like that
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>>34262943
Yes you do, just spend 150 dollars buy a trap hooker, she will cum in your boipussy and you can cum in hers, she will also cuddle too just get it over with M8
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>forget earbuds while going to college, so I have to listen to normies in class talking
Why did I have to make such a horrrible mistake!?
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I prefer earplugs like they use on construction sites.
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>>34262934
We have an earplug dispenser in my elec engineering building.
This place was made for autists.
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>>34262927
>why did I have to make such a stupid mistake
Is the question on your parents lips since you came into the eorld
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>wake up
>see yourself in the mirror
>you're suddenly Kristen Stewart
wat do?
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lick my kstew feet
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>>34262919
rub my pussy
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>>34262919
Get me get me some of that vampire money.
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>Fembot
>Not ugly
>Questionable personality
>Reject anything below chad
Any other Fembots out there who just want to cling to Chad and love them with all their heart even if they cheat on you and treat you like dirt?
I would break a hundred robot hearts just to have mine broken by Chaddy~
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Chad here. I'll be happy to lie to you, pump and dump you, and cheat on you.
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>>34262922
Oh I wish it was true~ :(
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>>34262882
Chad here I don't fuck with weebs. Take your thirsty ass down the block hoe
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>find girl which doesn't mind me for being the way I am, late in life
>constantly berate her with insecurities about myself, how i'm not good for her, how i'm using her to temporary feel better and how i might be holding her back in life
>seems like i finally scared her away
i dno't evn know why i'm posting this here. this whole opportunity came out of nowhere, i was ready to give up on life and probably still am, but it hurts so much
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>>34262878
How can you fuck this shit up, man. I understand you liked her, since you chased her away thinking you're a failure. But you only needed to try not be a failure when you were dating her.
Godammit, anon. If there's no bridges burned, try to get her back and move your life around.
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>>34262878
toxic, fear-based mindset
it's your fault and you need to learn healthier behavior and thought patterns
give her a break and work on yourself and contact her later after you've made progress
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>>34262906
i complicate things for myself needlessly. we don't live in the same country for starters. we only got to see each other for 10 days and it were the best 10 days in my almost 28 years of life.
my problems are that i find it difficult to be "myself" in a foreign language (english) and i also find it difficult to be myself because it feels like i lost every tiny bit of personality due to my "sadness". somehow i managed to be at least a bit charming and nice during those 10 days. enough for her to keep telling me how amazing i am and how much she loves me (she even told me at our goodbye).
>>34262918
>after you've made progress
i don't think i can make any progress. i was ready to die, but meeting her drove this weird thought into my head that the rest of my life could be like those 10 days. it obviously isn't possible, because there's more to life than just taking walks to get coffee and cuddling in bed and i can't cope with those things. i still want to die and it's the central conflict which is making this a hell
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>"I've had my fun. I'm ready to settle down, anon - with you ;)"
Wat do
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>>34262769
r-really? will you let me lick your feet
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>>34262769
>fuck off, I realized that I'm gay
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>>34262769
I'm 18 years old and have negative income
Why would you settle down with me you dumb slut
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FUCKING SHALLOW SHIT NORMIES
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It's too late.
>recently graduate and get a white collar job in a very prestigious firm (international company, regionwide leader and stuff) in december; really happy, at least I'll have a career
>get there, normies and nu-fags everywhere (obviously)
>70% of the staff is good-looking women (ages between 20 and 30)
>be really open and try to get to know to everyone
>people know I'm into making music (for reasons), sperg out several times trying to explain what I'm into to different people
>start getting stressed because my weirdness is showing
>some people start forcing their normie shit music onto me and ask me what I think ("I herd u wer into guitarzzz, whut do you thingk of brang me the horizeeon? XDD")
>sperg out even more, barely restrain myself from shitting on them and their taste, occasionally fail and find myself in awkward situations
>this one time some dude asked if anyone liked 21 pilots, after I'd talked about jazz for minutes, and I straight up told him "Oh, fuck you!" and everyone was silent for a good 15 seconds; had an anxiety attack for 5 hours straight that evening, still haunts me
>this one time be out on a balcony on a break with others, mostly girls
>they're talking about Rogue One, ask me if I saw it, tell them I didn't like it
>"whaaaat? why?"
>"well, a lot of reasons, doesn't really matter"
>"but really why????"
>"it was boring"
>"whaaaat???? howw???"
>"I wasn't invested in the characters"
>[silence]
>one of them goes "excuse me?"
>"I WASN'T INVESTED IN THE CHARACTERS"
>[silence]
>"the characters were really underdeveloped, I couldn't connect with them or care what happened to them, I was indifferent the whole time."
>"...ok, weird", "well, I liked it..." etc.
>they proceed to talk about other things and leave eventually
HOW DO I FIT IN FUCKING FUCK HOW DO I FIT IN I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BE AUTISTIC WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???
IS IT MY FAULT FUCKING NORMIES ARE SO SHALLOW AND SHOW NO INTEREST IN ANYTHING???
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It's okay, I didn't like the characters either.
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>>34262706
It's easy. Just lie through your fucking teeth. Never show weakness. Never say you don't like something. The number 1 rule for dealing with normies is to not pop their fucking hugbox and say that something sucks no matter how much it really is a steaming pile of dogshit.
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>this one time some dude asked if anyone liked 21 pilots, after I'd talked about jazz for minutes, and I straight up told him "Oh, fuck you!" and everyone was silent for a good 15 seconds; had an anxiety attack for 5 hours straight that evening, still haunts me
What a fucking freak