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>>38286646
>Being Peter Petrelli from Heroes and saving Oneits from a mugging
Beat that, faggots.

>>38286687
Was Peter the cop? I don't remember that show too well.

Cringiest? Hmm. Had a bit of a fedora phase back in middle school, also had the usual how would you save the classroom from a shooter one. Had one where I commanded an army and had a dragon or something.

Being a powerful, good-looking and muscular god who humiliates anyone who disrespects me using mind control. Breaking bones, turning them into pigs, chickens or donkeys. Making them dance and cry for me, you name it.

Becoming a huge antropomorphic scary monster too.

>>38286627
I feel as if this is hot in theory but less so in practice.

>>38286627
I eat your mother's ass daily

I don't find it hot in theory or in practice. I can get anal because you don't eat things with your dick, but putting your mouth up to somebody's asshole is disgusting, no matter how clean it is.

>>38286597
This is why you need to let go of your desire for gf. Find things to do that make you happy, like reading or an instrument. If you can become happy, you won't care about shit like that.

>>38286597
Its not their fault your a miserable piece of shit annon. In the end you can only blame your inability to take initiative.

>>38286621
This.
>>38286597
Also girls aren't the meaning of life. Also would you want someone hating you?

"Fucked your bitch lmao"
-Hamlet

King Lear
>Nothing will come of nothing

>>38286564
Richard III

I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;
And if I die, no soul shall pity me:
Nay, wherefore should they, since that I myself
Find in myself no pity to myself?

>psych ward
>still posting

find the biggest retard there and provoke him/her into murdering you

>>38286536
>decide to OD on painkillers today
You should be thanking her, ODing on painkillers is fucking terrible. If it's paracetamol then you'll start "leaking" from your vains and shit, you'll puff up like the Michelin Man. Then your liver will start shutting down. Apparently it's painful and can last quite a while.

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>>38286450

here in Italy job hunting starts in September.

now they are just readying themselves for holidays.

>>38286450
Let me just jump in here and say that jobs in the healthcare industry are great and places like hospitals and nursing homes will help put you through school if you decide to do some kind of tech or nursing work. Tech like xray tech, shit like that. Get a job in the kitchen or housekeeping and work your way up

>job hunting
lel, i got connections so i can start whenever but choose to neet cause i hate work

>>38286413
Sobering up

>>38286413
>listen to music
>watch movies
>take a walk
>pet kitty cat

>>38286413

Eat a lot and go devestate a public toilet.
Nothing better than going into a coffee store while high, ordering a coffee (helps you shit) then leaving a weedy dump in the bog for them to smell.

Bonus points if it's a rainy day and they dont wanna leave since it's so cold outside, so they put up with it.

>>38286312
honestly kinda badass

>>38286312 is this nigger for real?

Is it legal to walk around with a katana in burgerland? I mean if your allowed guns seems reasonable.

Would be super illegal in my country and guaranteed police trouble.

Looks kind of like a Persona character.

>>38286308
Just stream and avoid the anxiety friend.

I have gone so many times alone to the cinema I just don't give a fuck anymore.
Just go at a matinee or late night, I assure that you will not be the only one who's there alone.

>>38286329
I usually do and I've been waiting for a good version of Guardians to be uploaded since it came out but still nothing. I have movie tickets which makes it easier so i don't have to handle money.

>>38286253
This is why I went into mathematics instead of coding. Math is just so much more fun.

>>38286253
>I had no fun in what was supposed to be some of the most fun years of my life because I clung to an autistic fantasy that I knew I hated early on but refused to switch.

That's what they don't tell you. In the end all you have are your memories. You wasted your time anon.

>>38286330
My real passions are history and philosophy. I should've just started out as a business Chad and minored in one of my passions for fun. I would've had time to join clubs, rush a frat (even though I'm nearly positive I wouldn't get a bid)make friends, fuck, I could've done a semester in Europe having fun, seeing the historical sights I've always wanted to see and doing easy classes and drinking booze like all my friends did, yet I wasted time pursuing something I hated that ultimately I won't even end up doing anyway.
>>38286391
>You wasted your time anon.
I know. I'm 21 now with 1 1/2 years left. Is there still time for me to do anything fun/make friends or should I just off myself?

>>38286237
They probably just want a quick fuck.

such a slayer queen goddess YASS U GO GURL

>>38286265
>>38286270
I mean who are the 60 guys that managed to Chad her pussy up?

how do they do it?

>>38286235
>eggs are basicallty chicken/bird abortions.
What? No, eggs are just like the period of chickens.

I'm a pro-life vegan. How you set it up is not how pro-choice vegans see it. They see it as the eggs fueling the animal agriculture industry even more

Why can't I be a vegetarian without there being some moral high ground?

"B-but, Anon, science has proven that plants are capable of pain! A study shows that plants tend to wither up from the sound of a snail munching a leaf!"

I wasn't raised on lots of meat, junk food, and fast food so my body is super sensitive to highly processed foods and cooked foods. I mostly eat raw vegetables and fruits . I don't like the way animals are treated in factories and I don't like "meat culture" (DUDE BACON! DUDE WHERE'S THE BEEF! I DON'T EAT RABBIT FOOD!"

>>38286220
Value is a spook. All life is precious.

>>38286239
>Value is a spook. All life is precious.
yeah, life is precious

but do poor people really live? What is it they do? Is sitting around struggling to survive while running out the clock on life really living?

Poors can barely be considered sentient, I would never consider one to have a valuable life

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>>38286220
>kill the poor
That's fucking retarded, what value do they produce dead? They should be herded into work camps and made to build roads, libraries, schools, etc. They're poor because they don't work hard. If we make them work hard, they will no longer be poor. Simple as that.

>>38286218
Id answer your question with sarcasm but I googled your question and have more pressing matter to attend to.

>>38286282
>but I googled your question and have more pressing matter to attend to.

This. Fuck off, some of us actually have important shit to do than answer your autistic questions

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>>38286293
>>38286282
Like masturbating to watersports?
Toastie roasties.

>implying i've ever known light

get out of my hole

Is that from the hellboy comics?

>>38286262
answer me
>>38286214
you can't start a thread and then ignore me you fuck