ITT:
We post the acts of bravery done by /ourbois/.
Such bravery...
Also, post anything that kills the striaght.
>>37802244
>ITT:
>We post the acts of bravery done by /ourbois/.
>Such bravery...
>Also, post anything that kills the striaght.
what the fuck is this post supposed to mean
>>37802259
The ultimate act of bravery of course.
Look at this, how brave!
Venturing into the unknown, where they have never gone before.
So brave....
did 4chan made you gay?
i have always liked trap porn but now i also like twinksnow i want to be a trap
we need help
>>37802228
When are you going to step up to sucking BBC with your twink bf?
porn has a way of making you attracted to very specific things that you normally wouldn't be attracted to. try not fapping for a week or two and you'll find that you're much less into the things you did while you were still fapping/watching porn
>>37802273
Will this actually work?
>Look Anon, the sex is great and all but are we ever going to go out on a real date?
>>37802217
You are here to COLLECT MY JIZZ and leave
>>37802217
not a chance, weirdo
>>37802217
>sure sweetie where do you want to go?
>General feels thread now bros. Sit down and let's rant to each other about what troubles us.
I haven't been able to hold a stable relationship since my girlfriend committed suicide almost now four years ago.
That was, until recently. About nine months ago I met a girl I fell in love with, and I found out she loves me back. Things escalated between us really quickly, up until I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes, and then suddenly dropped me the next day without explanation. This was about a month into me knowing her. She was still into me, still talked to me every day and things even escalated further, go to three months in and we're sexting like crazy and wanting each other and telling each other how much we love each other. But she won't date for some odd reason.
Well, a small few weeks ago I found out why she wouldn't date me.
She's a victim of sex trafficking. They force her and blackmail her to make porn of herself and dozens of guys use her sexually and she hates it, she started cutting as a call for help so someone would notice and take her away from society so she can escape. She saw me as someone who loved her for her and not her body. I just, I don't know what to think. This isn't new news or anything. It's just been hard for me to handle and it's overdue time I just come out and vent to someone, anyone. I love her. I want it to stop, I don't want her to suffer and yet she has been for so long. I've called the authorities though, and they won't do anything. I've just lost all hope at this point.
Communication between her and I has been declining since I've just been more and more depressed recently.
I feel like I'm losing her.
/Original comment./
I'm depressed, and I've figured out that I have three kinds of days.
The most common one is a neutral day. I piss away the hours either working, playing Counter-strike, or lurking on /v/. I eat a moderate amount of candy/chocolate, but maintain my weight. Not a lot of thinking goes on, nor do these days really matter at all. I feel basically no emotion on these days.
Then there's good days. The melodies in songs sound nicer, I feel more open to doing things, and my problems seem more manageable. I get ideas like trying to figure life out through philosophy, and even read a book or two. It feels nice in the moment, but I don't make much progress, and I'm no closer to solving my problems.
On my worst days, I fall apart. I come to /r9k/. I eat a shitload and trudge into work like I've come from the pits of hell itself, exhausting myself for a few hours just to get home. I have terrible digestion and feel like human filth.
As far as I know, I'm not sure how to solve this. There is no single connecting thread that I can manipulate to improve my life. As much as I want to use logic to get myself out of my illness, I know it won't happen. All I can do is wait for it to be over, and consider these last few years a waste.
post sad images/greentexts
How true is it?
Are americans really that nice and kind?
research purposes no bulli pls
>>37802173
It is extremely true anon!
>>37802173
Nah, fuck americans.
Other anglos are chill, though.
>>37802173
>How true is it?
>Are americans really that nice and kind?
>research purposes no bulli pls
I'm try to be nice and kind and I'm American :)
bad news anons. Some girl took this pic of me popping a boner at pool party and posted it on instagram now all the hot female classmates I was checking out are disgusted at me...
>>37802161
jesus fucking christ John
sort it out for fucks sake
>>37802161
Why the fuck do you have a boner, in case this is real?
for fuck's sake john
jesus fucking christ
Do these work?
no it just pumps the blood into your cock that would be there if you had an erection except it look all floppy and engorged
>>37802147
depends on what you're expecting it to dowhat the fuck is the purpose of those things, anyway?
>>37802147
>try one of the "high rated" hydro ones cause why not
>gives me about the kind of erection i had when i was a teenager but doesn't really last after the sesh is over
>penis looks bigger in soft mode for about a day
idk seems like it doesnt do much but i've only used it thrice
>fap to traps
>fap to twinks
>fap to dicks
>self insert as girl
>play with ass
>go outside
>only attracted to girls
Anyone else?
>>37802111
thas a nice behindno
literally your brain chasing novelty.
not to be varg but stop watching porn for 40 days and it'll be gone.
im serious i did the exact same thing-- you can still want but imagine YOU yourself fucking some fit girl
>>37802111
same here dude
>>37802355
>stop watching porn for 40 days and it'll be gone
why should i? it's not like it's a problem or a defining aspect of my life
>tfw you will never experience teenage love
>you will never have that awkward concersation confessing your feelings towards one another
>you will never spend an entire summer just with her
And the worst part is you only had one opportunity to do this.
Whoops. Looks like you wasted the most important years of your life without realizing it. There is no remedy. Those experiences were crucial to your brain emotional development.
want a cookie to make it better?
Whenever I feel sad I never experienced teenage love, I find solace in knowing I'll never experience any other forms of love either.
>>37803930
Fucking stupid anon, ah teenage love, it's like finding a cool item in a game
German women's magazine "Jolie" interviewed 12,000 women on their preferences concerning penis size.
50% of them said the ideal size is 15cm or 5.9", with the Europeen average being 14.48cm or 5.7".
37% said 18cm or 7" is ideal and 7% said 22cm or 8.6" is ideal.
How does this make you feel? Especially the guys with a dick smaller than 5.9", which is too small for at least 94% of women.
Makes me feel at ease, knowing that I'm hung enough for at least 87% of the interviewed women.
Pic slightly related, I can't measure mine with that ;^)
Who gives a shit, women are masochistic resepticles who get off on being opened up. I've fucked cunts that went "ouch, ouch, ouch" yet came back for more long story short treat them like shit any way you can as they love it.
>>37802081
Remember that girth > length.
Studies have shown that women consistently lie one surveys like this. They don't even realize they're lying usually they just lack introspection to know their true desires etc.
To determine this researchers compare verbal or written responses to physical measures of arousal.
Hi guys, Google deliver so I need help.
I've been playing this cardgame, Gwent, for a while now and been doing really good with it. Sadly, I've been really dropping the bomb with it and its not going as well.
So usually I recondition myself by punching myself in the face full force whenever I loose. This works very well, as the fear and adrenaline of the pain makes me preform up to a better level.
However, lately I've been causing serious damage and I even had to go to the hospital a few times. I hit myself so hard in the face my cornea become loose and I've lost a few teeth in the process.
I'm considering hurting myself in another way, but I cant really find something well on the internet.
How do you guys condition yourself when you underpreform?
>>37802067
Presumably this is what paid advertising looks like on 4chan.
>>37802067
I kindly slice a bit of my penis. I'm virgin so anyway I don't think a girl will be able to see my penis
>>37802142
How do you cut? Like the actual dighead?
How does it heal?
Friends from high school have invited me on a summer break vacation in Greece.
The problem is they are all four hot girls. I am afraid that if I go, I'll end up hooking up with one of them. I'm trying to start a family with my girlfriend.
Should I go?
>girlfriend
>friends
get out
Don't. If u make a family,u must learn how to sacrifice some appetites of yours because thats how u would keep ur relationship bounded and balanced. I believe that at the moment is most important thing ur gf than just a HIGH SCHOOL-yolo-trip. Actually that sounds super immature. But on the other hand u could also invite ur gf and not have problems IF she is acceptable with the idea of course
>>37802051
Nice taste in music. I just got done playing electric funeral. Tony Iommi is the reason i bought a Gibson SG
ITT:We post things that will increase your quality of life
Cure for ADD:https://www.google.com/#q=bookstand
Keep this from getting slided by literal neo-nazis (emphasis on neo)
>>37801936
Tame cold showers
They help you become more mentally resilient, cleans oil off without drying up your skin like hot water, helps you lose weight, tightens pores, makes your hair look shiny and cool, refreshes and revitalizes you, the list really goes on. It had so many health benefits
Try it out robots and tell me you don't feel better.
>>37801936
Sorry but how does this help with ADD?
>>37802025
It just does. Your neck and back are free, ands are free, able to multi-task.
You dont need adderal
Remidner that if you are addicted to cigarettes, alcohol, weed and other drugs you are not a true robot
Remidner that if you are not addicted to cigarettes, alcohol, weed and other drugs you are not a true robot
>>37801935
>>37801955
>Schrodinger's r9k
>>37801935
I think robots are very likely to succumb to these addictions, but a true robot doesn't use them. How would a NEET get drugs anyway? Can't keep NEETbux when you're on drugs either.
Happy fathers day anons
fFh6Seg
Thanks dude me and the wife and the kids are going out to eat. How's your family doing today?
>>37801857
dad is sleeping after work
and my mothers getting ready to take everyone out
it takes 3 hours on average because she cakes herself in makeup
>>37801941
Are you going out to eat? We're going to red lobster.