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bumpuu uuuuuuu
STOP MUTING ME ROBOTO

how can i join thisu?

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>>34363516

Need to work for 2 hours now, I'll check in later if anyone's there. Not very familiar with anything except irc though.

What could you gain by saying that?
Except offering boipucci to your boss for promotion

not unless he wants to bang

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>>34363486
Why the fuck would you tell about your mental illness to your boss?

That's fucking retarded anon

>>34363428
Ive done this far too many times

>>34363428

Then don't complain.

I'm sick of this board.

>>34363428
Wish I made a move... Fuck me.

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>>34363407
>be healthy
>live long
>be attractive
>have a good life
>sees fat sweaty losers die of heart attacks at the age of 30

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>>34363407
Fat people rule and skinny fags drool.

>>34363407
>300lbs
Pic is easily pushing 700

Buy rare pepes

give everyone in my family $1 million dollars and tell them to never speak to me again, then move to a tropical pacific island and live the rest of my days filled with metric tons of cocaine and whores

>>34363389
Attempt to unite Africa under one banner.

Other than the shoes, the ones in your picture don't dress at all alike.

>>34363386
> everyone has the exact same skintight pants, just with different fabrics or holes

>>34363386
Sure, they don't have the same exact pants on, but it's a very similar style. You stupid fuck.

>>34363331
Buy a dog. Save yourself from the bullshit.

>>34363331

>I wish I had someone to lie down and fall asleep with at night

You were so close to getting quads. That's something else to feel bad about.

I don't know what to tell you. I have no advice, and I have sorted out my life either. Try to focus on something else, perhaps?

>>34363520
If you have the spare time, parrots are way better than dogs. But never let it sleep in your bed. Heap of parrots die from their owners accidentally rolling on them.

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>>34363319
Guys just follow this easy step by step guide.
Sponsored by our hero fembot baited: Oscar

>be emotionally distant like some kind of 50 shades of grey alpha faggot that might be hiding a le mysterious past
>open up ever so slightly but never go full retard mode, give girl cookies
>have something in common but not too much, at this point you reveal your intelligence, humor etc. show that you are somewhat normal afterall
>reward their good behavior sparsly by dolling out slightl validation when she acts the way you want to. but never go full retard, same rules still aply: rarely use emojis, always write less than she does except when you want to show off your intelligence or humor or reveal something about yourself basically anything that will make her think you are hiding some gold of information that she doesn't have, always contact her less than she contacts you

>Lmfao it's retardedly easy to do what he's doing. He's preying on you mentally ill fembots that are so autistic you fall in love with any dude who shows interest and mirrors you. First he adds you. Then he stays completely distant while you slowly trickle him information about your interests and life. Then all of a sudden he magically turns out to be *exactly* like you, because all he does is research the interest you tell him and mirror you completely. Then he love-bombs you with more and more interest while maintaining the facade that you two are completely alike, two special soulmate snowflakes.

>>34363319
Does she live near you? Where are you? How did you meet? How did she not ghost you as well....

>>34363383

met on tinder, lives right next to me, probably didn't ghost me because im a cyborg with a rly good bod and decent face (still socially awkward af tho)

If you're talking about niggers really violent, loud and stupid.

>>34363313
They are very assertive and masculine

Our population is far too large and diverse to adequately give you an answer

>>34363283
same thing i always do when i wake up, masturbate

>>34363283
i'd furiously fap to my own image and shortly after then kill myself

google who the fuck am I

>>34363216
Gee I dunno, was eggman born with an egg head or not?

>>34363216
Wait, that actually pizza? I thought the retarded faggot was supposed to be semi-attractive

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>>34363280
What, you actually thought a mentally sick man dressed as a woman was semi-attractive? Sorry but you're the retarded faggot here.

professor doesn't have a plan for the first day so he fucks around instead

>>34363190
It's so everyone knows to avoid you from the start.

>>34363190
I know right? I find this so annoying and I don't need introduction to know that I hate 90% of the people in the room

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it depends
either fantastic if you're occupied or miserable if you're not

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I've been a NEET/shut-in for about 6 years now.

Time moves very fast. I spend most of my time on a computer, largely browsing imageboards, and some other various sites like youtube/wikipedia/liveleak/phoronix.

My hobbies include Linux and open source software, I use Gentoo as my main OS.

I play some CSGO and various emulated games.

I have some inheritance money, almost all of it is in the stock market, I used to actively day trade.

I lift weights, I have a set of adjustable dumbells, a bench, pull-up bar, and a place to dips. I'm fairly muscular, I browse /fit/ a lot.

I use cannabis everyday, I buy it off the darknet. Sometimes I drink alcohol. Usually drink some tea/coffee, I drink a lot of imported green tea from Japan.

Sometimes I watch anime or Japanese live-action movies (I have an Asian DVD Club account, would recommend getting one too if you might be interested in Asian movies, it's the only place on the internet to really obtain them)

The only thing that really bothers me is that no girl will ever have sex with me, and I certainly won't be able to have children of my own like this. I have a very high sex drive, jack off usually 2-6 times a day. The lack of sex bothers me a lot, I'm a virgin too.

You have better skin.

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>>34363010
>mfw this is literally my mom who has never had an original thought in her life that wasn't inspired by her obsession with soap operas and facebook

And she wonders why I'm a broken man being raised by a woman like her, who birthed me as a bid to keep my dad with her

Seriously fuck women

It's easier finding a needle in a cornfield than a woman worth listening to.

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don't you originally 404 on me

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>>34363002
I kind of understand how women have a hard time telling the police they were raped.
That cop came in with a cold and judging disposition. He didn't even seem to care that she was struggling to get it out.

>>34363002

rape after rape after rape


and liberals keep defending against assimilation of these monkeys into the societies they leech into

WHAT IS IT WITH SWEDEN AND THOSE FUCKING GLASSES