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>go to restaurant with parents
>server asks if we want a table or a booth
>immediately tell her we want a booth and make a beeline for the empty one in the back corner so I can have my back to the walls and feel safe
>parents tell her to wait
>say that they don't like booths, direct her to a table directly in the center of the restaurant in clear view of everyone of the building
>have to sit out completely exposed for the whole time we're in there
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>>38991344
Relax nobody cares about your dude they are there to have fun with their family and friends and since you are neither you could have a stroke and they wouldn't care. So justemhou enjoy your dinner.
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Time to get some anxiety medication, OP. It will help
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I get the feel that we all have shit parents
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>think I'm misogynistic or even misanthropic
>think I want large groups of people to not exist
>meditate on it and think some more
>realize I'm just very unhappy with myself and the way my life is
>I don't actually want anyone to get hurt
I found the problem but what's the solution?
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>>38991298
The only viable solution is to hide this inside of yourself and let your hatred manifest as violence. It will improve your sex drive but you will have a craving to torture small animals.
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>>38991366
The only person I really hate is myself, I realize. If I go that route I'd just harm myself, again.
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>>38991389
What do you hate most about yourself? All that stuff about being 'mysogynisitic' is just a bunch of leftist banter attempting to give you male guilt, so there must be something physical, or something that happened a while back which you are repressing. Open up OP.
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>Women will find a way to justify this
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>dolphin males get females that have vaginas tailored to squeezing every drop of cum out of you
>human males get this
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it's not so hard
>somebody else sexualizing her = bad
>self-sexualization = good
it may be an stupid logic but that it's what thots mean when they talk about sexualization
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>I'm ready to settle down for a nice guy now.
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If any of you are gonna commit suicide can you live stream pic related, do it hard as fuck I wanna see what happens
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>>38991257
Thats fake, faggot.
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>>38991280
Then live stream doing it faggot
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There is a very real chance that I will selfishly commit suicide tomorrow afternoon. I have very limited resources and also I am very afraid of it taking too long, as I know I'll pussy out. Other than a bullet, what are somewhat quick ways to end it all?
I'll probably end up cutting my wrists in the bath, but I don't want to go out like a drama queen.
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Since there is a AMA thread with a Chad and there are no death threats yet I'm going to make one too. Ask a girl(female) anything.
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>>38991111
Why no fuck betas?
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What's it like having more holes than men?
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>>38991111
Do you seriously enjoy being on a board with horny/lonely/insane males?
lads, how does this make you feel?
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>>38991019
She's a solid 4/10 2b honest
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>>38991019
i straight dont give a flying fuck
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he was always egg normie
Robots, would you rather be yourself or a well-cared-for snake?
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Chill with the Women Hate threads.
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>>38991123
I don't understand what your post is getting at.
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>>38991018
Do I keep my human intelligence and memories as a snake or am I stuck with snake brain? This is very important.
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Things that guarantee I won't buy a game. 2017-08-11 02:38:58 Post No.38990841
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Things that guarantee I won't buy a game.
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>That retarded Nigerian shows up
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>>38990841
Tyrone is ten times the man you'll ever be.
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>>38990853
DUDE XD MEMES
fuck off redditor
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>>38990841
How does it feel that a black man in Africa is worth more than you'll ever be and is part and parcel of 4chan culture?
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Why are our lives filled with suffering?
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>>38990684
The universe was orignally a single unity but it got bored and divided itself up into many for shits and giggles. But it hurts because it's not real, it's always slipping away and tending back towards its unified original state.
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>>38990684
There are kids in Africa starving right this second
How are you suffering?
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The great voyeur in the sky's ideal has always been to have an innocent, feminine, loving waifu be in love with an introverted, intelligent, sensitive robot type filled with feels.
However, an attenuation of psychology was required. Introverted, intelligent, sensitive types can sometimes fall victim to other people's manipulations and even fall into a sort of victim mentality, so in order to create the personal strength and alpha characteristics in the introverted, intelligent, sensitive robot type - God had to create a conflict in which normies, Chad, and roasties have free reign and just enough rope to hang themselves.
We are still in the act of creation - we are part of the waifu attenuation system. After the resurrection of the dead, there will be no roasties, no Chad, no normies.
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Okay, /r9k/, here's the situation. You are n a boat with a single old drunken captain and a bunch of brown goblin girls. The goblin girls want your cock (because the sea captain is drunk and gay) but won't share. You choose one goblin girl to love and the two of you will try and protect one another while the rest will attempt to kill the one you chose and feed her to the sharks (if you won't choose a girl the naked feral one will eventually win through brute force and feralism). Every girl has a specific skill.
1. Fishing
2. Expert with laundry and sewing
3. Ferlaism
4. Breaking machine (but not fixing)
5. Soul crushing remarks
6. Making people meat taste good
7. Managing small maounts of money
8. Scaring children and small animals
9. Repairing lighters and homemade cigarettes
10. Can see in the dark but day vision is hindered
The sea captain has a gun you can borrow, but it only holds 6 bullets.
How do you get out of this jam?
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Shoot myself 6 times
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>>38990637
Why is one of them naked randomly?
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>>38990637
is there a name for this fetish where just one girl is chillin naked
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Thursday Night /drinking/
>because every night is a good night to get shitfaced lads.
What you drinking tonight mangos?
Havin a good time?
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>>38990506
soberfag here
i'd drink more but i'm legitimately too awkward to go to a liquor store.
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Couple Great Lakes Oktoberfests. I'm feeling okay.
>>38990571
Can you handle a grocery store with self checkouts? You'll just have to wait for the employee to come check your ID but it's worth it for alcoholic goodness. I agree liquor stores are more imposing for some reason
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>>38990615
oh, by liquor stores i just meant buying liquor in general. just makes me feel weird inside, i dunno why.
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"Well, looks who's finally emerged from his Fortress of Solitude! You know you can't Google a girlfriend Anon!"
>the room erupts in raucous laughter. Even precious Nana who hasn't said a word since her stroke gives off a weak cackle. The whole family is so happy to see her smile again that Mom breaks out the fancy wine.
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>>38990458
>Even precious Nana who hasn't said a word since her stroke gives off a weak cackle.
I wish I could write like this
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>>38990458
Which one of them is saying that?
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>>38990508
Uncle Pete and your cousin Ginger Ricky.
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Times you were an asshole
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>driving home from wage slavery
>a 30 min drive in normal traffic
>50 minute almost in the heavy traffic I have to drive in
>get to light right before my house
>traffic back up again
>need to turn left and am stuck behind other cars
>sneak into the left lane that cuts into the lane of the oncoming traffic
>fine for a bit until a bike want to turn left has to slide past me
>shouts "Asshole" at my window
S-sorry
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I don't get it, draw it out please.
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>>38990492
I am trying to go where the green arrow is, the red guy who (rightfully) called me an asshole was trying to turn left and had to slide past me
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>>38990492
I believe he's driving in the middle turn lane, where its turns only.
a bike was trying to use it to get past him, but he can't, because he's on a fucking bike.
Its okay OP, he's on a bike, he has no rights.
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Honestly why haven't you joined the military?
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https://www.oyez.org/cases/1986/86-393
This had a bit to do with putting me off it.
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>>38989777
betas do not operate well in the military
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too beta and lazy I don't thhink I can become fit. I'm super skelly
genueilly wish that I could join the military tho
>Qt boy at the psychiatrist office filling out his forms.
>Made eye contact.
>Will never see him again.
Feels real bad. I can only hope to see him at future appointments.
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>>38989775
What are you at the psych for anon
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>>38989775
>crushing for years on a guy in my math class
>his manlet friend won't stop hitting on me
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>>38989775
Why do you put your gender in each of your posts?
Shit bait without the word "fembot", but add it, and you'll get at least 100 replies