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Should l tell my gf I like traps?
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Tell her you're interested in pegging but not traps, pegging is surprisingly easier to explain
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>>37589934
yes then she can go along with your fetishes
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Definitely not.
When she inevitably breaks up with you and starts fucking other guys, she'll start running her mouth and you'll be known as a fag to all of your friends.
>tfw a taken women
-touches her hair
-bites her nails and she laughed at my dumb joke
-she crosses her legs a lot when she talks to me
-laughs at pathetic jokes
-talks in a different tone, softer then talking to me
I'm going to avoid her like the plague.
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go for it faggot. don't be a pussy and just go for it!
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>>37589743
She wants you anon, you must give her what she wants.
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>>37590610
>>37590056
Don't listen to redd*t here
what you're doing is ok anon
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We already talked about pitbulls and the general consensus was that they're nothing but absolute shit and they should be shot on sight
But what about Dobermans?
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Based dogs
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think i heard dobermans are some of the dumbest dogs around
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>>37589734
>We already talked about pitbulls and the general consensus was that they're nothing but absolute shit and they should be shot on sight
But that's completely wrong, anon.
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>get a gf
>give her three orgasms in a row and make her squirt during our second sex
>she says she doesn't believe me she is my first at all after that
who /alphabydefault/ here?
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>>37589705
>it's a woman lies to make a man feel better about himself episode
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She didnt squirt bro, she peed on your dick and lied about it to make you feel better. Sorry dude
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>>37589705
>give her three orgasms in a row and make her squirt during our second sex
wait what
what's the difference between orgasm and squirting for a girl. I thought a girl squirted when she 'gasms
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>be me
>everyone says being on this board makes me depressed, makes me worse, etc
>say what the hell and decide I'll do an experiment
>decide to quit 4chan and see if I'll become a normie
>stop browsing /r9k/ 2 months ago
>literally have nothing to do all day, just go on walks and contemplate life
>get super depressed and moody
>attempt suicide
>wake up in the hospital
>can barely move my hands now because of the damage
Don't fall for the "leave this site it's bad for you" meme like I did
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>>37589691
I'm not sad because I'm here. I'm here because I'm sad.
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>>37589691
>>37589691
>an barely move my hands now because of the damage
post pics of scars with timestamp or it didn't happen
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>>37589790
It didn't happen, I was just using the story to prove a point
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How do you deal with constant failure over everything you attempt to do? Are you still trying your best?
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i succeed at everything
but i don't bother doing anything that could pay out
thus i am a failure
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>>37589440
>niggerpointingatitsforhead.jpg
you can't fail if you already have given up
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>>37589676
But what if I'm so much of a failure that i even fail at giving up.
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Guys i think i have found a way to cure social autism.So the last week i have been hanging out with my friends everyday because we wanted to get a life on summer. One day when we were out for like 6 hours , i got so used to socializing that i was actually able to do normie things without getting embrassed and talked to strangers without sperging out and having them like me.I even called out a thot which i would never do because of the thot's friends.I believe if i continue like this i may finally do something with a girl
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>>37589166
You have to go back anon, while there is still time.
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So you're saying I should just be myself??
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>>37589166
>hanging out with my friends
So I should hang out with the friends I don't have?
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hello i'd like order one gf pls
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>>37588789
hai gf at ur servis
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>>37588789
Sorry sir, a customer just ordered the last one. Please come back later.
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>>37588833
I had a gf on layaway
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>Comey got us much closer to proving Trump obstructed justice
>his lawyer blatantly lied about the timeline of Trump's tweet and the Comey memo
>and now in the UK the conservatives are losing way more seats than they expected (when they only called the early election because they thought their lead in the polls was safe), and Brexit, or at least the terms the conservatives want it on, could be in jeopardy if they lose their majority (very likely)
Hahahahahaha robots absolutely BTFO, your misogynist political parties are suffering.
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lel right wingers on suicide watch
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>>37588597
What if I commit a mass shooting wearing a trenchcoat and maga hat? What will that do for Trump?
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>>37588669
People will label you a Bernie bro that was just mentally ill.
Why does /r9k/ not like spiders? Do you at least like spider women?
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>>37588362
but I fucking love spider monster girls and lamias.
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>>37588362
rachnera best girl
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>>37589037
I want to get her drunk on coffee, if you know what I mean.
I won't drink it though.
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Guys. I think I might be exclusively attracted to anime porn now.
How do I stop the train again? I want to get off.
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>>37588314
is too late for you anon, next step is becoming a homosexual.
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>>37588332
Is that possible? Because I'm totally okay with that.
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>>37588314
You have reached nirvana anon, there is absolutely nothing wrong with realising that 3D females are disgusting pigs.
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hey chums
i'm trying to cure my neetdom by taking up comic books.
any good publishing companies in mind?
based on this art work alone, would you read my book?the drawings in that book are the newest ones
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one piece deviant art fanfic tier
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you'd be lucky to have a webcomic following with that shit
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don't go for an actual publisher. unless you are selling superheroes or garfield strips. nobody in the west actually wants to read manga-like comics. instead make it a webcomic.
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Oh god what do I do now? Why did she have to respond first? I didn't want this pressure
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Dude, I DREAM of the days that girls talk first to me. Don't ruin it for yourself, she wants you.
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If dubs your reply is "BUILD WALL"
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>>37588305
she's Russian, maybe she's trying to get government secrets from me
Any1 else get depress from browsing 4chan? I quit4chan for a while and was happier. gonna quit again I think
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im browsing this site BECAUSE im depressed
its not the cause, its a symptom
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>>37587958
>>37589019
I think it's self-reinforcing.
I get depressed about one thing, then go here, then end up getting more depressed from the shit I read here anyways.
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>>37587958
i always end up self harming when i visit 4chan.
its hell! but i cant escape fuck this place.
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Thanks for funding my lavish lifestyle with your generous NEETbux donations, wagies. I'm feeling a bit drowsy from a long day of playing video games, maybe I'll go get a nice frappuccino with extra whipped cream.
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>tfw you get money by doing nothing
thanks wagies
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>>37587887
Thisanon (me) is grateful for tendiebux.
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>Can't get a job
>Can't get NEETbux
Living off pittances from relatives is fucking awful but the job market is basically non-existent here.