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>>36296683
>implying i have close bros

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>>36296683
you will never get to carpet bomb the houses of anons you don't like.

>>36296683
your image makes me feel really sad

Only if you call it sexy

>>36296676
Depends on how enthusiastic/confident she is before and during sex.

Shy women wouldn't want conventionally unattractive body features pointed out to them by men they're having sex with.

It's okay, can be pretty good, too light a touch and it's far too ticklish though.

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>>36296637
>tfw you will never marry Bailey Jay

life is fuckign pointless

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>>36296971
bj is a classic but let's get real here, there isn't going to be a shortage of high quality girlcock in the forseeable future.

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I wish I was as pretty as other trannies

>>36296618
dang it worked. thanks OP. why didnt i think of this.

>>36296618
>DUDE JUST STOP BEING DEPRESSED LMAO
ye ok op

>talk
I've been putting myself out there for years and memed my way into some normie and chad friends I still don't know how this works. Went out with a few girls but autism drops every time. Fuck you OP and your bait.

>>36296613
>using jewbook

Some of these sluts are so fucking obnoxious and believe they are deserving of everyone elses attention and hard earned money. Fucking skank

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Man how awesome would it be if you put her head under the tire of a cement truck. It'd probably pop like a balloon.

>>36296788
I would feel no remorse, I went to high school with this bitch, I never knew she was on such a low level of intelligence.

>>36296605
Could be testicular torsion too.

Did you do some excercise or did step up too hard?
If it was all of sudden and you actually didn't move, it could be cancer so you gotta check your balls for lumps.

But if you feel it like if a wire was getting a torsion, then it's that m8.

>>36296728
i have a little lump since i got kicked in the nuts but that was almost 15 years ago
could it be the case?

>>36296769
Could be other thing other than a lump.

I don't know exactly the symptoms of testicular cancer but do some research about it and testicular torsion right now.

You could literally lose your testicle on both cases, so hurry up.

>>36296563
I don't have the picture, but I remember someone posting a different Eliott pic and he is a qt

IMHO this makes it pretty clear that hapa "men" re the designated ladyboy race

I wished Elliot would've dressed up like a ladyboy and seduced Chads then stab them in the bedroom.

Haven't in a while but sometimes I will walk though the local park at night like 1-2am and get to the local town center / mini shopping mall around 3am and just walk though and it's dead silent nobody around and it's just a nice feeling, kind of feel like you can breathe and nobody is around to judge you.

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I live in a small village where everybody knows everybody and there is really nowhere to go. I liked to go on a nightwalk when I was a student in a big city tho. Very comfy

>>36296533

>go for an interview to London
>stay at a nice hotel
>Decide to go for a walk
>Decide to walk towards my childhood home
>Get there safely
>Notice how nothing has changed
>Decide to take the same route I used to take to primary school everyday
>Stand infront of my old school with tears in my eyes
>Reflecting on simpler times
>Visit the park I used to go to every day after school
>Walk back to hotel

Didn't get the job, sadly.

>tfw used to have one

Life's just been downhill ever since, nothing can compare.

>>36296547
what was she like anon? please, i need to live vicariously through your experience

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>>36296527
I-im in the Schutzstaffel anon.. Maybe y-you could take me out for dinner or something...

-eddit9k/

I really wish these narcissists would blow up

I report them every time but mods don't care

>>36296491
Theres also this one here. Over 100 replies of people exchanging contact info and trying to hook up. These types of threads are a regular occurrence. Just delete this fucking board already, it serves no purpose anymore and is just an /soc/ Lite.

an heroes

>>36296309
no real heroes. our potential is not in a normal life.

i didnt know you had a phd in international affairs or any relevant field!

kys. stop regurgitating pol and what you hear on the media.

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>>36296218
>Increase luck x3
Spend the rest on attractiveness.

I'm already smart. I'd probably put more into intelligence (to be an even greater genius), attractiveness, and better luck. As far as everything else, I don't need it.

35 on attractiveness is the only real answer.

What if you're in the military?

>>36296222
Rather get killed than wear that shit.

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>>36296170
Because its cool. Unlike you hahahaha.

>>36296155
Sounds like it's too late to save those bad boys OP. Go get some dentures

thanks for rare pepe

also go the dentist

>>36296155
Thx for making me remember to brush

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I would rate him as a 9 or a 10, an 8/10 would be your local good looking chad. Bateman is a model and aspiring actor, top 10% or so.

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>>36296108
Patrick Bateman (pic) is a 10/11, a single.

a 11/11 would be a checker.

Tell me who do you rate a 11/11

>>36296108
He could slay my boipussy anytime desu