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>offer genuinely helpful advice to someone """"""""""suffering"""""""""" from """"""""""depression""""""""""
>"lol haha thanks you sure cured me haha xDD"
the fuck do they want, then? why are depressed people who bitch and moan about how depressed they are so fucking insufferable?
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Is that Heather Mason? She's unironically my waifu, I mean not really but if I met a girl like her irl I would be in love
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>>38397794
They don't actually want to fix their problems, they probably just want to talk to someone about all of their shit going on in their lives.. Or they're just attention seeking whores. Could be the 2nd one idk
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>>38397794
A depressed person would sooner fix their social deficiencies than any other malady they have given the choice.

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Just thought I'd say hi anons
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>>38397745
Fuck off already, you original cunt.
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>>38397745
Get on my dick, bunny whore.
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>>38397745
>"Hunting vermin is what I do. Joseph, get the big knife."

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Robots, how do we save /biz/?
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wait until after august 1st when BTC doesn't hardfork and the market will resume it's growth
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>>38397710
WE DONT, LET BTC AND THAT OTHER SHIT CRASH
I COULDVE HAD A COMFY SUMMER BUT NO, GPUS HAD TO SKY ROCKET AS SOON AS I WAS GETTING ONE
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>38397710
What is there to save?

Biz might actually be the most retarded board on this site

Whenever I want to feel good about myself I go to biz

The "advice" that gets posted there is usually insanely retarded. Do the opposite of what biz says and you will find financial success.

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>Family preventing me from moving out
>work 36 hours a week plus 18 more of slave labor (that gets ignored on applications)
How do I perform a proper murder-suicide, robots? I live in a noguns state.
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>>38397707
>38397707
why/how are they preventing you from moving out?
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>>38397730
Threatening to kick me out for attending driving lessons and obtaining a used vehicle. Says that's not "the right way" to do it, and that I should wait on/ask them since I didn't do it as a teenager. Then its "how dare you disobey me after all the times you failed" and then death threats.

You would think that if I was such a fuckup, theyd be eager to help me become self sufficient. I'm 20 now and its clear I have no future.
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>>38397707
Bump for the year

>tf no goth gf to tell me about how good sisters of mercy is & that peter murphy has nice cheekbones
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>tfw no goth gf to listen to Paradise Lost with
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I want a girlfriend who actually listens to The Smiths, not just Asleep and There Is a Light.
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>>38397790
Who me?
goo for you, pal

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Sex is icky I don't know why anyone would want to do it

Seriously

Humans in general are fucking disgusting creatures
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>>38397654
It's not that anyone wants to do it, it's that they're compelled to do it.
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>>38397676
I ain't compelled to do shit nigga
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>>38397703
That just means you're defective. Every other sexually reproducing creature on Earth has been compelled to fuck since the dawn of life.

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I fantasize about being in a fight with a hot chick that "defeats" me with a single kick in the balls.

Does anyone have similar fantasies?
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Nope, you are the only person to have such a fantasy.
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>>38397733

I don't thin so.
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>>38397804
>thin

Oops, meant *think

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>tfw you are not a cute girl
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>>38397584
Why do you want to be a cute girl, OP?
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>>38397584
you can be, through the power of makeup. thats how i do it
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>>38398417
Why wouldn't you want to be a cute girl?

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why do so many of you people like overweight women?
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Thicc is a fucking meme
Fat will always be gross
Real high test /fit/ women with curves

fit >>> thin >>>>>>>> overweight

If you're a fat lover, kill yourself for being a fat acceptance enabler.
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>>38397538
>>38397621

>Being this insecure about your preferences
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inb4 Greek sculpture of thick women.

>tfw you feel too innocent and too childish to have sex with anybody
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>>38397513
It's a feeling I know well.

orange orange
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>>38397513
>tfw I'm waiting for marriage and waiting for a virgin who is willing to wait with me
>tfw no such women exists or would be interesting in me so I've gone full degenerate and fetishistic
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>>38397513
lol I didn't know anyone else felt this way.

I just got xanex. Is this good for getting high?
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>>38397486
It is, but you won't want to do anything. It's better taken alone.
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It's supposed to be like drinking, but they just put me to sleep.
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>>38397486
They're good but don't fuck with them long term. That shit FUCKS you up, and the withdrawals can actually kill you

Modern music is fucking Patomuzic tier even 10 years ago this would have been absolutely shat on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8
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I just listen to pop music from pre 2010s now, including music from sweden and denmark.
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>>38397467
Ehh, I think the issue is that everyone today thinks that they can make music and the actually good modern music gets drowned out by the endless ocean of pure shit normies listen to.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o

this is a quality track

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>eat 2 meals a day
>usually eat berries vegetables or plain bread
>fat saggy gut


Also what is with this caption shit

>select all street signs
>do it
>wrong select all the street signs
>do it
>wrong select all the street signs
>do it
>wrong select all the street signs
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>>38397455
you shouldn't eat bread
bread is extremely fattening
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eat some damn protein
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>>38397455
I don't bother anymore with that captcha bullshit. Always skip it until you have to select all bridges, stores, buildings etc.

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Who's your favorite fictional hero and why?
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>caring about capeshits


Lol, kids. Read some actual books.
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>>38397322
>Mt. Lady
>my dick

Okay, in all seriousness it would probably be the Punisher, he actually kills the bad guys and he isn't rich or superpowered.
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>>38397359
What an intellectual and adult guy you are..

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Mom brings home panda express, it's our first time trying it. We finish our food, was pretty good, but the small Chinese place we used to frequent when I was a kid was much better. We get our fortune cookies and mom reads hers: "you will receive confidence from an old mentor".

I open mine up and there's no fortune. "Oh, there's no fortune in this one".

"I'm pretty sure you need to have a future to get a fortune". Mom laughs. I laugh. I die.
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At least she's accepted it.
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She's right you stupid NEET.
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>>38397317
Don't die bro. Thing will change. They always do.
Also if your mother actually felt that way she wouldn't joke like that.

Heads up!


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