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>Men/women make terrible friends but I want to spend a significant part of my life with one and have my kids partly raised by one
Why are people so stupid and shortsighted in their conclusions?
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Discussion bump
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>>36647164
Because the way you love a woman is special. It's not like love for a bro, a child, or parent. I want a women so I have someone to be intimate with on a daily basis. Girls make bad friends but they make the best girlfriends.
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>>36648056
How can a bad friend be a good life partner?

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>"hey bruh its me, Chad. You look like shit, bet ya have no gf. Wanna let me help you get one"
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>>36647142
This guy gets me moist

High test
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>>36647142
why is chad such a nice guy? going out of his way to help me get a gf
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>>36647142
Yes, please get me a girlfriend.

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i'm bored and lonely as fuck does anyone wanna play some l4d2
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I would, but I'm not trying to share my steam here. Give your steam and ill play with you
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>>36647083
I would rather play some Paradox stuff
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factorio is a comfy game.

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I wish i could exist in an isolated cyberspace with all you true robots and 4channers here and no normies could ever breach us

I can't stop thinking about how 4chan is slowly dying because of the normie influx and it's making me sad..
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Wiz is actually a comfy place but it's very slow.
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So we would be in a digital fortress? That's kinda cool...
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>>36647272
Yep. I would move there if it weren't for the slowness. I want it to feel almost like a real conversation. When anons reply to you or a bunch of them argue or have a nice conversation in a thread, it feels closer. To have long delays between responses would just kill that connection and I don't have any positive, wholesome interactions with other people outside this site, I don't have a choice but to stick with this.

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Apparently, it's not socialy acceptable for a man in his 20s to have video games and animu as his main hobbies.

I understand that normies like to party, travel and sports. Is there anything else ? Because I don't like any of those.

And please don't say social media
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Beerfagging is cool now. I've met some cool guys and they actually knew what he was talking about.
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>hobbies need to be social acceptable
How about you stop thinking you have to tell people about them in the first place, nevermind need their clearance for them?
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>>36647166
It becomes an issue when they enter your room and you have mangas on your shelves and a 2k$ pc rig. The mtg card collection doesn't help either.

People just don't wan't to have anything to do with """nerds""".

>>36647103
Interesting.

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Whats your excuse for not talking long walks at night?
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>>36646997
I live on an Island in Norway without streetlights.
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>>36646997
Reasonably high risk of being attacked by drunks and/or brown people looking for a fight
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I don't feel like dying that way.

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really getts the noggin joggin, doesn't it?
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>>36646976
EVERYONE knows Drumps are dumb. EVERYONE
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IQ changes depending on how wealthy you are. it's not an objective measure of intelligence
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>>36647002
meanwhile, comparatively rich african americans have lower iqs than chinese peasants

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So im getting off the ride in the next few months.

I just want to say though, if it doesn't work again this time.

There will be eventual murders.
I'll try my best to only kill assholes. But even that is flawed, there are good people who can have a bad day and behave like an asshole out of circumstances.

So there may be unnecessary casualties.

This is for you Fbi.
Kek it was all a joke

I'll pin the jokes on the board and ruin everything.

I mean why not right?
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What in sam hell are you talking about, son?
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If you openly talk about your plans to kill people you're fucking retarded and deserve whatever you get.
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>>36646973
Screen grabbing if tru

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>tfw the man you see in the mirror doesn't feel like YOU
I'm in a stranger's body and I can't get out
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>>36646964
bumping because other robots must feel this dissonance between body and consciousness.
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>>36647125
I get this sometimes but not all the time, do you get it all the time?
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>>36646964
i get this but then i drink and i feel more normal
come to think of it, most of my problems are solved by drinking

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This girl has small boobs. Please say something nice about her.
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>>36646925

She has small boobs.
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small boobs are cute leave her alone
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Just like my penis.

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Why do people still take this man seriously? Why do I still see his name mentioned everywhere online every single day? He's a complete joke of a human being.
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He's the only man in Washington who has earned his keep.
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we coulda had FREE SHIT
FUCK REPUBLICANS REEEEEEEEEE
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He's the most popular member of the tribe in DC

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All wars are started by normies. Robots do not desire conflict.
Ergo, normies = bad.
robots = good
Why can't normies just behave?
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No, Hitler was a robot
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>>36646866
He had friends and support. So no he was not.
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That was later. Hitler was definitely a robot. Read Mein kampf if you don't believe it

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its no wonder women act like assholes when they have shit like this.

i just took this test involving cars. half of the questions were questions i could have answered when i was 6 years old, is that what women are? 6 year olds in grown bodies?
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>>36646766
>implying women deserve same rights or treatment
>weak bait, my negro
>I personally think women are inferior in every way, but that doesn't affect how I treat them, I treat them as if they were people
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Pretty much....yeah...that's pretty much what women are, since, you know, they don't need to grow up.
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>>36646766
Examples of questions?
oregano

How many times have you been banned from an establishment?

2 bars and the local library for me.
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Never, because I'm not an idiot
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>>36646693

What did you do ?

How did you get banned from the bars and library ?
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I dont go places other than work.

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If I fuck a guy does that mean I lost my virginity?
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to a guy, yes
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Fugg i dun o :DDD
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>>36646676
Only if he fucks you in the ass

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