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>>36117192
>Cons: Dumb
>Sort of a slut
>Into Black Guys
every woman ever

Just no, don't do it stacys are never worth it. take it from me book beep boop

>>36117192
>Dumb
Nope. If you don't enjoy her company, don't even try it.

>he doesn't use the https everywhere extension

jelly pelly

Leaving off the closing forward slash when mentioning a board.
eg: /r9k

run away, nigga. RUN AWAY

>>36117064
>The only thing your going to be sucking is dirt!
Round 1 FIGHT!!

Not let it suck my dick

>>36117030
why don't you take these shitty threads and fuck off

No but I made a friend. That helps a lot. I also just got fired and that was pretty much all I had going for me in life. I'm not sure what I'd have done without him

>>36117074
What job did you get fired from and what's the new friend like?

>main character takes two hits of a cigarette and stomps it out

>>36116968
>watching a movie
>suddenly edgey female character comes out and makes the main male character look like a fool with her intelligent sophisticated way of speaking in the movie
every time, but really shows you how childish and immature women in America are to push for characters like this in every movie. Makes me cringe every time, for instance in this one movie the man is a doctor and some loser female who has no home is made out to know more about being a doctor than him and speaks with more knowledge than him in a conversation.

>>36117257
My mom does this and it pisses me off. She "goes through" over a carton a week but I've never seen her smoke a cigarette past half way

>>36116963
this guy is amazing. i love when he flirts with other girls right in front of his gf and she just puts up with it

this guy is the ultimate autist, very entertaining. he has balls though. whats his channel again

best cringe

He's legitimately autistic, that's what.

>>36117115
is this that starbucks fucker?

>>36116870
How low your self esteem gotta be to dream about this Mrs Piggy?

>>36116870
She has nice tits and a pretty face but you could do better than that. I mean if you're going to have a oneitis at least have someone insanely beautiful

>>36116870
I hate fat people, they sweat a lot and I bet her hormones are fucked from her fatness so she has hair growing everywhere. Never procreate! Disgusting, just disgusting!

>>36116809
Have Gg so technically normie. Lifes shit atm

>>36116809
dumb fuckin cartoon bud.

shower sex doesn't make girls less hot. it looks hot as fuck, its just way too dry.

>>36116809
Yeah "robots" are fucking retarded. How do we get rid of them and make /r9k/ bearable?

die original chad

It's a thing is been bugging me.
Every woman I fucked of went out with, never complimented me. I could see them miring, biting their lips or even licking their lips, but never a "hey gorgeous" or "you are handsome" ever. And I been inside all of them

Why are you such a negative Nancy? I don't give compliments unless I mean them.

>tfw no retarded qt to take advantage of

Do you think anyone would look down on me for it ? Or applaud us on being super progressive?

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>>36116847
>implying
she's wouldn't be into you brah

>>36116757
down syndrome and ginger life is hell
I want to end her suffering with no pain

>>36116753
post pic w/ timestamp fag

>>361167
chad isnt a meme, he may be good looking but hes also sociable and confident around girls

It's cause you don't follow up on it.

>>36116702
Hip hop.

Even in the south you'll see rednecks blasting it from their lifted f150s

turn on the local rap station
write down whatever comes on

there you go

Calvin Harris has this weird tone or feeling to his music where every song is about "being free" or "not worrying about anything just party"

You'll know what Im on about once you think about it.

Chad listens to that shit cause it sets the mood to convince women to be slutty.

Source: I would be chad if I wasn't a skeleton.

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>>36116619
Why not both, OP ?[/spoiler

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>>36116619
Oi lad

>>36116619
If you're eating at night NEVER eat mexican food

You'll wake up feeling like shit

just buy a gun you loser

you didn't relax
good job

he was alone so it was less likely to end badly but he did follow you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO66Am_F6NU

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This also counts for having the balls to call a hooker.

>>36116593
This is our board now.
Virgin faggot "robots" aren't welcome here anymore. Stop posting this pathetic bullshit and quietly leave.

>>36117124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6REbxQg2xw
Stop it. Any person needs a sancuary, and you've got plenty. Go there, norrole-playing robotmie.