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GGRRRRRRRRRRRERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHH

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK

SO SICK OF THESE PEOPLE SO FUCKING DONE SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT
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>not even angry or sad anymore, just tired
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>>39554551
Me too. Is this the final level? Is there more?
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>>39554551
>tfw simply exhausted with life

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>have had 2 GFS
>Both of them call me emotionless
>"You're emotionally immature"
>"It's like you're not even there"
>Girls only date me because they think I look good
>After getting to know me they realize I'm dull
>I have no real friends

Do I have hope for a lasting relationship? Am I doomed for life?

>Pic unrelated
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>>39553383
at least you got a nice bike
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>>39553400
I wanna do the trans American trail on it, a month of offroading and camping
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>>39553383
I'm the same here, man. I've honestly found success in "fake it til you make it," years and years of actively/consciously pretending to care has made me actually care a little.

I love the bike though. Sorry for my illiteracy, but 80's Honda maybe? I have a 2004 Honda CRF, unplated unfortunately since when i bought it I lived 150' from a huge expansive wilderness with motor trails, so little need for plates.

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Has anyone here ever tried salvia? If so how was your experience? It's legal in my state and I'm considering trying it but I've mostly heard bad things about it
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>>39553350
Fuck off new mexico fag
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>>39553350
dog what r u doing u hippy ass psychedelic using bitch get some good crank
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Its shit. The high lasts for about 10 seconds and that's only if you get some concentrated salvia. Don't waste your time or money.

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She said yes. She even seemed happy and eager about it. I think she wanted me to ask her out. She'd be a robot if she had a dick. Loves anime, vidya, is quiet as fuck, almost skelly. She's light skinned black. We're going to Starbucks because I'd be too anxious going to a cool coffee shop
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>>39553339
>She's light skinned black
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>>39553339
>She's light skinned black
Good job, mixed breed bitches love white dick, even more than chink whores.
You can fuck her tomorrow, just compliment her in a way where you're pointing out some Euro features she has
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>>39553351
She's a QT. Pretty eyes. Very timid. Like a fawn

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Before I go to sleep I just want to goodnight to all of you wonderful, sad and lonely robots. Thank for being here with me and there for me when I need you most, giving me a place where I feel like I belong when I'm convinced that there is none. I hope you know you know that I'm here with you too and maybe you'll feel less lonely because of that.

And never forget that I love you, all of you. For being who and what you are even though you hate yourselves for that. I love you,
my dearest friend. Please don't ever go away. Sleep tight and sweet dreams r9k.
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>>39553276
Can I stick my pee wee in you whilst you are asleep
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>>39553276
And sorry for all the typos it's a side effect of drinking myself to sleep. I really should proof read my posts
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>>39553295
If it will make you feel better anon, it's not like I'll be awake to feel you violating me

Do you believe that Asians have the smallest dicks?

Does the thought cross people's minds before they decide to date an Asian?
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no correlation between race and benis size. the average is 5.5
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>>39553273
>Do you believe that Asians have the smallest dicks?
yeah, because they do especially koreans
>Does the thought cross people's minds before they decide to date an Asian?
yeah, but if you got a 6 incher you are basically a god amongst men
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>>39553273
it doesn't have any basis in reality desu.

it's just racist holdover from exclusion laws and retarded white males trying to portray minorities negatively because dicklet whiteys always feel threatened

male incel writes about their experience: gets viciously mocked

female incel does the same: manga becomes a bestseller and is translated into multiple languages
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>>39553272
she even procures the service of a hooker to help her out as if this was a noble act
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which male incel? elliot rodger?
also that manga was just cute. Even if the author is actually an ugly lesbian. Any awkward person (so, pretty much anyone) can relate to it to a small degree.
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If all women died the world would be a better place

Does anyone have any good first hand footage of/from real neets? (Not shit from the news or whatever but stuff like the Louis being confronted video) seems to be kinda rare
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Bump for intrest [original]]]]
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>>39553128
NEET here
What kinda footage do you want?
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>>39554073
you being an autistic faggot

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I wanna get high and watch anime and maybe try out some hypnosis shit. What brand of cough syrup would be best for this task?
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Clorox flavor, degenerate
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>>39553078
Windex perhaps
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Oxi clean can clean up even the BIGGEST of mistakes.

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r9k, you are given 1 hour to do whatever you want to the girl who rejected you. After the hour is up, time rewinds itself and no one but you gets to remember what happened. What would you do?


>I'd beat her face into the ground and punch her face in while calling her a bitch
>rape her a bit while tearing her clothes off.
>jump on her leg breaking it.
>curbstorm her elbow inward busting it.
>I'd rip her eyes out of her head and stab her vagina as she bleeds to death

What would you do?
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>>39553076
>who rejected you
I have never approached a woman
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>>39553076
You need help, my man.
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>>39553076
Hand holding and cuddling and hugging

Last Thursday I was invited to a bar, by a coworker. I have never met anyone outside of work, and always have an excuse not to go, but this time I could not think of an excuse. I reluctantly agreed.
When I got to this guys house he was on the porch with three other guys, they were all very drunk.
>"Oh look who it is" he yelled to the others, they all started to chuckle
I walked up and tried to introduce myself to the others.
>"Hey anon, we are already drunk, you should drive us to the bar, it will be a great time, my brother in law is playing drums with his band tonight"
I drove them to the bar. They did not say a word to me. I park the car, and we walk into the bar.
I guess they all went into the back room where the guys brother in law was, as
I was lagging behind from parking. I lost track of them, and essentially sat by myself drinking diet coke because I drove.
I waited a couple hours and did not see any of them, I eventually left and drove home. The next day at work the guy did not even
acknowledge me.
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>>39552974
its because you arent their friend, and you are easily used to get what they want, so they could really give less of a shit unless they want something from you
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You probably already know what we'll say so I'll save it.
Instead I ask you - what do you think you should have done?
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>>39552974
>They did not say a word to me.
Did you?
>The next day at work the guy did not even acknowledge me.
Did you?
Get rid of your toxic assumption that "normies" have things on lock and control everything in the world. They're insecure too, have their fears, anxieties and worries, odds are they probably didn't know what to do with the fact that you just sit silently. Stop putting responsibilities on people like they know better, like they're adults and you're not.

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Has there ever been a girl you wanted to rape?
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I used to fantasize about locking myself in the office with my shy coworker and raping the shit out of her. She was so timid and preylike I wanted to know how good it would feel to hunt her down and grasp her soft squirming body as it relaxed under the iron grip of my musculature. Then hearing the soft blend of sobs and moans while her body betrays her, matching the rhythm of my thrusts as I mount my prize.
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>>39552964
I actually went through with it. I was able to keep my face obscured the entire time and I've never even been suspected.
I am not sure how I can keep living with myself.
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>>39553125
Was it somebody you knew?
Anything you can tell us without giving too much away?

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>do exactly what i'm asked to do in the CAPTCHA
>it still says "please try again"
>mfw
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>>39552957

Has anyone else noticed that the street signs tend to be from around where you live?
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>>39552957
>captcha says select all vehicles
>it's a signpost captcha
>mfw
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>>39553071
>"touch the middle of the signs"
>did as it says
>"none found"

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Does she have it worse than us robots? I mean it must suck having a child to take care of and being an instagram attention whore roastie all day.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-41164395
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>>39552955
>boo hoo Chad didn't like my post!
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>>39552955
>has time to run a social media page
>saying that depression doesn't have a look is somehow profound when this has been known for decades
i hate this woman but i like what she's doing even if it is redundant and self infatuated
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>takes pics to show that mental illness isn't specific to a look
>all pictures make her look mentally ill
ok

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I DONT REALLY CARE IF YOU CRRYYYY-Y-YYYY
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Please listen to better music than what a try hard high school kid would listen to.
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>>39552963
This is what a non white lostens to
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>>39552896
Song is fucking garbage and overhyped. Rhyming cry with lie is about as corny as it gets. Pop rap is the cringiest thing of 2017

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