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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cubrepM4Rk

>>35957627
>Yahari S3 never
Yukino best girl

>>35957593
Not the normal type of music I listen to but its pretty comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2oLNX0uFYc

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>>35957587
moshi moshi? baitu desu

This discord is pretty comfy, thanks

Every Discord I join is filled with 12 year old /pol/fags. This one will probably be no different.

>>35957527
Stfu. Explain burrito then u fuking fag.
She obviously luvs him.
Explain y naruto the pig completely ignores her for sakura even after she almost losses her life in the pain arc

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>>35957599
>she obiously luvs him
did you see the picture?
let me post it again for you buddy

>>35957527
wait is she not in love with him anymore?
I never really watched naruto but the relationship between them was always cute

if you were selling it, you'd be the one getting paid

>>35957567
looks like im retarded as well

What's the point of losing your virginity to a hooker? Who will even know that you're not a virgin other than yourself? God, I really hate everyone on this website. I also hate everyone outside of this website.

We went to Rockford Illinois after we met up at a local park, he seemed somewhat hurt that I had left suddenly, but he understood how one must make moves. I learned much about city life in Rockford, gas stations run by pakistani people had a code of ethics where one could buy essentially whatever one wanted, and were even happy to trade food stamps for cash, at a fee, naturally. Once, we were in a small apartment, where there were several black men sitting on couches, we were all silent. All of us. One of them, a memorable man, had what appeared to be pompoms in his hair, two large tufts of round hair. I had seen him ranting and raving an hour before, fighting over something I could not quite discern out on the street below. A white woman came to the apartment, she sat on an ottoman, one of the men asked her what she wanted in a very stern whisper, and she replied uneasily "Dick". She looked at each one of us in our faces, each of us avoided her eyes. She got the message and left abruptly. It was a depressing moment. Later that night, Lil Larry surprised me with a gift of a prostitute. He had paid for her with cocaine. I was in the back room with her for some time, i pulled down my pants, not really all that in the mood for the act, and she sucked my cock for about a minute. I told her she should just stop and smoke some of her crack with me. She smiled and asked me why didn't i say that to begin with, and asked me if i could get more. I told her no, but she gave me a hit of it anyway. Later Lil Larry had sex with her for half an hour. That night we bought some alcohol and I threw up a few times. The next day we tried to donate plasma for money, we both were refused for having drugs in our systems.

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i didn't particularly enjoy crack, but it was close and plentiful. it's odd, i never had a problem with it in terms of addiction.

>>35957494
seems totally legit

>>35957484
Neet? probs just your mind adapting to neetdom because it lost its charms. Just continue being a neet, become a normie, or commit suicide. There's no way to know if it's caused by being a meet or actual depression. I guess you just have new hobbies?

Have friends or a job. Fuck you. I hate you. But still, then you do have legitimate non-loser caused depression, but never go here again faggot. Besides, doctors have degrees and so on, and you should buy happy pills or get treatment.

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>>35957484
Depression isn't feeling sad, it's being unable to feel anything at all.


It's hard to pinpoint it because it's not like physical injuries or conditions. You can tell if your arm is broken or if your toenail is ingrown or whatever else, but it's incredibly vague with mental afflictions.


It's also easy to mix it up with seasonal affective disorder. If you don't feel better with direct sunlight & exercise then it's probably depression.

>>35957598
what if i don't want to experience the sunlight and don't have the energy to exercise - how will i know if it's depression

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Thank you, really! I needed this

I recently started studying again, went back to uni, met new people, etc... The thing is, I met a girl, she is always very happy, almost euphoric, a bit strange, but whatever.

I started being friends with her, and, by doing this, I have been slowly getting ahold of a few things I didn't even think about before she told me:
>She takes antideppresants (Prozac and Elavil)
>She cuts herself, in the knuckles, and thights
>She suffered severe verbal abuse through her childhood and teenage years via her aunt, who called her names relating to being fat, which caused her to eat more and become fat, thing that she wasn't
>She suffered sexual abuse via her grandfather, who forced her to kiss him in the lips (usually with tongue) and regularly grabbed her breasts
>She tried to an hero by cutting and later by ODing on pills, obviously none of which worked
>Dad is out of the picture, mother died and sister took care of her despite being almost the same age
I want to become closer to her... but what should I do? In the distant future, if we become REALLY close and things keep going the way they are, a double suicide doesn't sound like a bad idea (don't worry, I would livestream it) or maybe getting her as a gf or a fuckbuddy

What do you recommend OP and fellow cyborgs?

youre a bartender, huh? my boyfriend is a bartender too. its a long distance relationship. are the chances that hes fucking stacy anything other than 100 percent?

How long should you wait between each shot?
I'm fairly new to drinking a lot and I'm trying to keep my depression in check.

>>35957418
>implying you cant reply to such questions only on the interwebs

I hate these questions. "Hey anon whats your favorite album/movie/artist/food?"
I don't have a single thing I would call my favorite. I like things very fucking much, but after a time I prefer other things. So whats the point of pointing out your top picks of something when after sometime you tend to change your view on the subject and have another thing as your favorite.


REEE FUCKIN NORMIES REALLY THING LIFE IS THAT EASY TO DESCRIBE REEEEE

>>35958060
It also doesn't help that everybody just posts their own and nobody responds to each other in those threads.

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>tfw cant relate to anyone

>>35957361
this isn't pol though

>>35957406
Yeah but if I went back to /pol/ I'd have to look at all these ugly fucking ponies

>>35957361
/pol/ was already shat up

>>35957343
>yfw your dad so readily believed the fact you are gay despite the seemingly good job you did hiding it

I have an idea for you OP.
Pretend to be gay again.
But this time suck a dude's cock.
For good measure get fucked in the ass.
Videotape it and send it your dad.

- Free prostitute!

>>35957690
Betteryet, suck your dad's dick.

Say "April fools!" after. Your dad will still get your free prostitute, and he'll get a succ out of it

i voted originally on your poll

>>35957264
why are so many people underaged?

tfw only the bottom and the top of the age base wants to vote on this poll

>>35957186
yes i am

genetics are cruel

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They turn me on
I want to serve a giant neet cock

>>35957186
not really because i can get harder with my average size dick than any man with a gigantor dick is capable of

>>35957171
how the fuck should i know? Ive never even seen a tit let alone handled a bra.

>>35957171
Fat women ruin literally everything.

I'm somewhat of a bra expert because I I cross dress and I'm wearing one right now.

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>>35957493
is the bra a lie? how does this help women lose weight

>>35957164

/mlpol/ and /fitlit/

I think /pol/ is taking it the worst

/can/ is actually pretty comfy

>>35957209
Dang, I was kinda hoping for /r9k/ and /soc/. :/
But mlpol is pretty hilarious

>>35957095
says the guy who brutally stabbed his acquaintances to death and bombed churches

kek

>>35957211
Euronymous was a faggot he had it coming to him.

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>>35957095
>going from having his own seminal black metal one-man project, burning churches, and going to prison for killing a guitarist in another seminal black metal group
>to making youtube videos about LARP'ing and voicing his opinions on autism like a HydeWars/Stefan Molyneaux hybrid

Welcome to 2017, folks.