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i still haven't figure out the meaning of this video, or the story. i don't find it funny either. anyone care to explain?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yrH4qS2RA&index=11&list=PL7AA46E25F40D5EF4
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Some guy in the comments explained it well for me: the effects of the people caught up in violent American culture.
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>>39230764
>watching Sam Hyde
>expecting some profound notion to be in any of his vids

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what does it mean when the female cashier calls you sweetheart
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They are just being friendly. It's meaningless.
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>>39230673
Absolutely nothing. You can cancel the wedding chapel reservations.
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what does it mean when the cashier doesn't say anything and just cashes you out in complete silence?
I didn't even say thanks because I was so thrown off by it, just walked away without a word spoken by either of us.

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>get new job
>no training
>workload and expectations super high, really short deadlines
>fuck up all the time, obviously
>try to defend myself
>"stop making excuses anon"
>"these are reasons why I messed up im not trying to excuse my actions"
>"dont want to hear it, dont screw up again"
Why are wagies such cunts
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>>39230635
because REEEEEE I am giving you money everything I say must happen exactly as I say it REEEEE

Honestly I see autism in normies everywhere
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stop being such a pussy and man up
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>>39230694
This just take your boss's dick like a man

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What is your most shameful fetish?

Mine is probably body odour.
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>>39230588
airplanes... ugh...
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>Femdom
>Scat
>About 15 more
I'm REALLY fucked up
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>>39230604
I didnt even think this couldve possibly been a fetish.

Mine i believe is called bodycon, its deeply rooted towards women being completely degraded and treat themselves like complete objects as well. Its not achievable irl to said extent.

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my first semester of university begins in two days

I don't know what I'm going for and I don't know how to interact with others

please give me advice
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>>39230518
you just do it brah
you just be yourself brah
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>>39230518
If you have the skills to make it in life you don't need a degree, fuck uni, if you want to be a glorified wageslave why not start sooner and climb your way to the top?
If you are a normie then no problem just cling to the networking meme and be aware that internships can save you from unemployment after graduation.
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>>39230518
I don't think there's a problem unless you don't act like a complete sperg by doing something super embarassing

I know this isn't the place for "real" advice and I'm not a normie but I'm pretty observant - try to get out of your shell anon. I know it's hard and I can't do it myself but even if it's by going to parties and getting drunk, study groups or whatever just try to get at least a few friends. If neither of those are your thing (they're not mine either) find a club or something that you can join. Most of all don't keep yourself to yourself. The quality of people you're around will be directly proportional to the amount of effort you put in to make friends. Again, I know advice like this is hated on this place and I'm not saying "beee urself", go get a haircut or some stupid shit I don't know how to look attractive or anything. If it comes down to it, once you make some friends ask for advice or google what hairstyles and close suit your face and size or something. College friends might not last forever but they could be connections that benefit you later on in life, so you can never be too careful. Be polite to everyone, even if you're not friendly, and people won't have a problem with you.
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should i go to trade school to become a plumber?

discuss
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>>39230452
Why not? Could be a good job if you live in a unionized area. Plus there are many different kinds of plumbers. Go for it!
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Depends really, area and etc, plumbers here in Bexley Ohio make a killing for little to nothing, other areas like groveport they suffer a bit.

You tryin to make your own business?
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>>39230452
You gonna fix what? Pipes of traps?
No, just pipes that blocked with stacy's stuff.

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NOOOOOO NO NO NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE, IM STILL YOUNG I CAN AVOID THIS PATH.

I WILL HAVE A GF AND GET LAID A BLONDE ONE

NOO ARGHHGGG I REFUSE I REFUSE THIS PATH I REFUSE THIS DESTINY .

I WILL FIGHT I WILL RESIST I MUST RESIST

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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https://youtu.be/KJK-dcTa_rg
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>>39230333
Just get rich anon, it is your only hope, money is your only escape from this hell.
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>>39230333
You'll be happier once you accept it. Even if you get some pussy, you can't convince her to grow a soul. Life is a meaningless void in this hell we've created.

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ITT:Songs that make you cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s70OsXlDD94

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLVq0IAzh1A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNO6yd66PpA
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>>39230244
Here you go, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGESP0iePmQ
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https://youtu.be/3r9a2hIBySw

Just rediscovered this today, it's like a glimpse into the future
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AUuZ021ppQ

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How come girls like to criticize me for having a fat boyfriend but nobody criticizes skinny guys for having fat girlfriends?
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>>39230232
I'm pretty fucking sure skinny guys get a lot of shit for dating fat girls. Perhaps not in whatever shithole you live in though.
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>>39230232
>nobody criticizes skinny guys for having fat girlfriends
ummm, they do (online)
making fun of fat girls is considered """""evil""""""
No one is going to do that irl
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>nobody criticizes skinny guys for having fat girlfriends?

Lmao they're literally called "Chubby Chasers" and they're mocked relentlessly.

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>Meet cute girl on here
>We hit it off pretty well and she gets clearly interested in me, I reciprocate
>The more and more I learn about her, the more I learn she is close to the ideal gf thing I made months ago
>She is my gf now, she's very cute, sweet and spends pretty much all of her free time with me
>She's gorgeous

Did I do it bros? Have I left robot-dom? I have timestamps, snapchat, all kinds of stuff so I know she's real. Should I be worried or has this kind of luck ever happened with one of you guys? How did it go?
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>>39230201
Are you going to meet her in person?
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>>39230201

Do you actually live anywhere near each other?
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>>39230220
>>39230230
Sort of close, I dunno if I am comfortable with meeting yet but somewhere down the road yes.

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>kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>4 inches dick
>otherwise ok
>have been told by urologist/sexologist it's the average in the country
>told friends, all said it's ok
>I don't believe them no matter how hard I try
>theoretically could get a gf, learn what a kiss and hug and touching a woman is like
>don't know if I will be able to not kill myself if I hear the soul crushing words she will say when I reveal the little cursed piece of miserable shit
>on the other hand, I could at least experience kiss and hug

What... do?

>inb4 NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39230183
U a lil dick nigga
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>>39230183
You should deal with the handholdless virgin part before worrying about your dick. A woman wont refuse to sleep with you if she sees your dick is below average, she might not be satisfied, but it's not a micro penis.

Essentially, dont even worry about your dick until you actually get to use it, because whats the point. That would be like me worrying about if I have the tools to commit open heart surgery when I'll never be in that situation to begin with.
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>>39230183
Average in the US is like 5 and a half, where do you live?

is it possible to be balding at a young age but still have a full looking head of hair in your older years like ashton kutcher?
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>>39230157
Without intervention, no. Genetic hair loss doesn't work like that.
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depends on the pattern obviously, some temple recession is inevitable and looks fine, when it turns into the dick shape you're in trouble.

crown is most important by far, and easier to maintain.
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>>39230157
>balding at a young age but still have a full looking head of hair in your older years like ashton kutcher?

It's called using hair loss meds to not lose any more, and possibly even gain some back. He also purposely styles his hair in a way that hides his partially receded hairline.

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Just got a job where I have to walk around 8 hours a day. Am I going to lose all my gains?
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>>39230152
Oops I meant to post this on /fit/
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>>39230152
what job? I walk 5 hours a day being NEET, and would like to get paid to just walk around all day
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>>39230248
Meter reader

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So I started randomly working out. Each day I've been focusing a different body area for about 30 minutes using a pair of 25 lbs dumbbells I had laying around.

But now im at the point where my entire body is sore, and I can barely do any reps of anything.

What now, I know some of you robots are in shape.

It's been about a week. I tried starting over from what I started on, my biceps and shoulders, but I cant seem to do much before failure.
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>>39230135
thanks for the original dose doc
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>>39230135
You went all in on all parts for too long. Try spacing your workouts. See /fit/ for more. Recovery from soreness is most important. Get a lot of sleep, drink more water, and eat anti-inflammatory food (e.g., berries, green veggies, etc.).
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>>39230135
much obliged, doctor

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>walk into dentist's room
>she's about to give me a shot
>"I am afraid of needles, please be gentle"
>"what kind of man are you?"

was I sexually discriminated against?
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>>39230093
You should have pulled an alex jones amd torn your shirt open, SCREAMING about whatever upsets you in life and talking about how you eat steak
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>>39230093
Yeah, you were. Sorry, bud. It happens. Culturally enforced masculinity and shaming those who don't conform to is a thing. Best thing to do is stay inside until you die.
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She has a point though, you're a huge sissy.

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