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"I would be a Chad if" thread
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If I didn't have cripplingly low self esteem
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>>36912362
I originally lost weight
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>>36912362
If I were taller ;_;
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check/contribute my becoming a normie checklist? 2017-05-10 12:22:48 Post No.36912343
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check/contribute my becoming a normie checklist?
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so far ive gothered;
losing weight
getting a new wardrobe
getting a new norme phone
an unlimited plan for the phone
a new expensive watch
and a driving licence. care to contribute?
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>lift
>hobby to talk about
>watch netflix shows
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>>36912343
Gotta have your own place, or at least live with housemates that aren't your parents
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How about a new haircut?
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Is this hoodie considered autistic to wear in school? Because i'm about to buy it and i have no sense of fashion whatsoever
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It's pretty autistic and it has way too much detail into it. you'll get quite abit of unwanted attention desu. on the bright side it may be a way to find other people who share the same autistic hobbies as you. It depends on how shy/ much you care about your appearance.
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>>36912315
oh hell yeah i would definitely think you're retarded if i would see you wear this shit
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starwars belongs to the normies
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I'm going to kill myself. Will a .22 pellet gun that shoots about 1400 fps to the head have enough velocity to cull meh
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>>36912278
Lmao don't use 22lr you're gonna end up being retarded
Better take rifled slugs and shoot pack of people with it then kill self
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>>36912278
>.22
See you in your bed veggie.
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>>36912278
>posts Veggie Tales
>posts a suicide method that may make him a veggie
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>coming back from uni
>hot girls in sexually appealing clothing everywhere
>when I talk to people I do pauses in speech like a retard (I probably have a brain damage)
>a girl pushed against by leg with her butt in a full bus
>closest thing I had to sex>gonna jerk off to that
>poor
>manlet
>small dick
>living with neurotic, noisy, subhuman relatives
Hope Saturn will fuck up this planet
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Well, I jerked off
Bam
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>>36912269
>>gonna jerk off to that
me too anon, me too
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>>36912600
>>36912269
Through dick, unity
Originamino
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>be woman
>have bad social experiences
>get homeschooled for all of highschool
>develop crippling social isolation and depression
>browsing internet like always
>decide to visit this 4chan site that everybody hates
>nothing looks interesting
>accidentally click r9k
>whatthefuck.bmp
>lurk until the culture shock is gone
>still find it really weird
>realize it's basically a forum full of guys who all think the exat same way as me
>work up the ourage to post something
>oh fuck why is everybody flaming me
>what does larp mean
>realize it's one of those places that think women don't exist
>ok whatever dot jpg
>continue lurking
>see people complaining about relationship issues and confusion over women
>many answers to all their questions and doubts are painfully obvious to me
>time to answer them with legitimate first-hand advice
>go with the backlash because I don't care I just want to help some people
>"you're not a real girl your advice doesn't count women are aliens reeeeeeee"
>what the fuck how do I even do this
>decide to stop mentioning my sex at all and just post
>give legitimate advice to people and pretend I'm another robot
>spend like 2 months doing this every night in the early hours of the morning
>all my advice blends in with every other awful repetitive post on this board
>the rare time someone replies they are just flaming me and saying I don't understand or that women don't think that way
>completely give up on everything
>can't really post own emotionall issues in depth because women are myths
>tfw I'm such a failure that I can't even soialize with r9k
>tfw there is no similar place anywhere that exists with mostly women instead of mostly men
>tfw I have advice that nobody listens to because nobody cares
>tfw I am stuck in this eternal cycle forever and there is no way to win
guys seriously help a fellow robot I'm 100% serious and idk how else to word itI'm literally on the verge of ending my life it's not even irony help me please
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Look up in the top right corner of your screen on the catalog, where it says [Filters]. Use that shit. These people have been spamming the same crap for years now. It's the same wizardchan rejects trying to tard wrangle anybody who actually is willing to come here and take the bait like a retarded masochist.
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>>36912265
Why didn't you just go to /adv/ instead? People here don't actually want help, and besides, you've clearly been trying to ignore your own issues by trying to help others with theirs.
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>>36912265
why are women so confusing anon, theyre always so emotional and its so hard to engage with them when they give you one word responses
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You guys named my kitten Butt yesterday.
There are now two more kittens so dubs get to name them
One name per post
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Name the next one "But"
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Name him blumpf
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>>36912262
Rolling for butter
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How old is too old to date for a 22 year old guy?
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You're an adult date whoever you want who cares
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>>36912184
But I feel embarrassed to tell my mom i'm dating a 28 year old
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>>36912209
I wouldn't worry about it. 28 isn't that much older than you. I'm 28 and dating someone that's 33.
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Convince me HRT is not a way out of this site.
I'm sick of being a robot, even beta girls socialize and are normies.
If I take hormones I can be a beta girl and get out of robotdom.
Pic very related.
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What if it doesn't? Now you will be some lonely freak of nature.
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>>36912133
I'm a lonely freak of nature now. What is your point?
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>im so scared of being alone ill chemically castrate myself and take cock up my ass.
You never had a chance.
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Jesus christ r9k this webm has made me cry more then I have ever cried in my life.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493941772971.webm
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Is it good or bad that I didn't feel anything
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>>36912126
Very very bad anon.
I wish I was so far gone I would feel nothing but I am only 35 so I have 5 more years.
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>>36912113
>deformed asian face
You are pathetic. Have a nice day
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If you're lonely and feel like chatting with fellow NEETs while watching/listening movies, TV, music and whatever else, feel free to join.
Don't forget to say "Hi!" when you come in!
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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im a wage cuck, can I come hang out too ; ;
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>>36912117
If you won't be too smug about it.
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WHY DOES MY INTERNET LAG SO MUCH
CANT EVEN WATCH A SINGLE MOVIE WITHOUT THE CAST CRASHING EVERY 10 MINUTES
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*sips coffee*
*relaxes*
>"feels good to make more than wagies do in a week in a day, just by sitting at home shitposting"
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What apperino is that?
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>>36912120
Robinhood
>Tfw bought AMD
What was I thinking
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>>36912089
>Robinhood
wat is dis.
>trading
wat do.
wat the fuck is this op, explain.
also how much cash do you need to invest before you make anything.
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Music that make you feel good 2017-05-10 12:00:38 Post No.36912067
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Music that make you feel good
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ITT : Post music that makes you feel better when you're sad :)
I will begin : https://youtu.be/AFvfX3Mfd9E?t=48s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mev_FBj0Fyk
It makes me feel whole to know I'm not alone in this kind of struggle.
No need for stupid useless shit, no need for pointless "friendships", no need for any of that.
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unironically this...
$uicideboy$ - My Flaws Burn Through My Skin Like Demonic Flames From Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQEvPBYsZfs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQjsAJhsSw8
It's pretty comfy.
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ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
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>>36911941
Holy shit. How can NEETs ever possibly recover?
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>>36911941
It's on Reddit kek
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>>36911941
Wow that guy got destroyed
So it's pretty much universally agreed that being a woman is easier than being a man?
Even the ugliest, most disgusting women have beta orbiters, handing them shit on a silver platter on a daily basis.
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>So it's pretty much universally agreed that being a woman is easier than being a man?
No, it is not.
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Look, I've talked to women in my life. Being able to find a man easily does not negate the ongoing disrespect in society and in the work place, the constant worry of being attacked if you go out at night, the assumption that you can't be the best in your career because you'll have to take maternity leave etc.
The overwhelming response from my female friends and family when I bring up the ease at finding partners is "big fucking deal".
>inb4 beta orbiter
I'm gay.
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Location, location, location
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