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>call former coworker up
>ask if he wants to do play game and get some beers tomorrow
>says yeah, he is down
>tomorrow arrives
>call former coworker up
>doesnt answer my calls

>call acquaintance up
>ask if he wants to play game and get some beers next week
>says he is down
>next week arrives
>call coworker up
>flakes

Why do people do this? They should just tell me they don't want to hang out with me . I'd rather not get my hopes up.

I dont even bitch and complain when I hang out with people.

SIGH!
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>break up with my girlfriend
>girls at work suddenly start giving me a lot more attention
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Was this really worthy of a thread you fucking faggot?
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Get the fuck out of here mental retardation with legs. Girlfriend and R9k is an oxymoron, moron
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>get gf
>girls suddenly take more of an interest
>have all sorts of options
>can't bang any of them because not a scumbag
Thanks obama

I'm going on a 10 day holiday trip with a bunch of normies I never met before. Should I shave my body hair and be a cute twink or go as a hairy grizzly?
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Be a twink of course, body hair is disgusting desu

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am i autistic if i imagine sad scenarios and begin to casually cry while listening to preteen music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_Nc3UMvjk&list=LLY9oE9aq5exuBrX2jrt8z9Q&index=4
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>>38198204
no,
get out normalfag, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I have a masters diploma in Computer Science, earn $90k a year, am 6 foot, fit, fairly handsome, yet I have never had a gf.

What happened /r9k/?
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Probably because you expect to just magically have one if you meet an arbitrary set of criteria.
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>computer science
You sure you don't know buddy?
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>>38198194
Easy, you don't try.

I'm hooking up with 3 girls at once right now and I'm ugly as shit and a manlet. Granted they are all fat 4/10s but still. Feels good cumming with a girl in your arms.

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When you think that you should have spend a certain amount of your time for something better, that time was wasted according to your opinion.

However, is that particular time truly wasted? You might not have spent that time for something you think is useful, but could that be useful in some other sense?

I think that whatever you do contributes to your overall knowledge and experience. It doesn't matter what you do, as long as it is not something unethical or criminal, there is nothing wrong with it.
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fuck off, connie BOY
you deceitful ways bring great shame to this board and canada
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>>38198264
I care why? Heh.

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/pol/litical literature thread
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>>38198107

Are you lost?

>/lit
>/pol

This is /R9k, all that you'll find here are traps, frogs, and greentext.
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>>38198128
woops i literally misposted lmao
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Anything by Proudhon, Kropotkin, Bakunin, Stirner and Goldman.

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>talks about his issues on r9k
>large army comes to shit on OP
>not a single robot is anywhere to be seen in thread or will defend him
>one-sided bullying till OP decides to stop posting

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? You call yourself robots then you shit on anyone who has legitimate problems.
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>>38197980

When was this, OP?

Oregano Parmesan
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>>38197980
r9k aint what it used to be, now its just normies here to laugh at us

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thicc female ONLINE = no effect
thicc female IRL = I GET SO ERECT

explain r9k.
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Can someone tell me her instagram name??

http://go.tinder.com/RiNdsVlexpg-Nanna
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>talking to me mam
>she says I'm really smart
>"lol no mum. im not. if i were smart id be rich and happy"
>"no, anon, you are smart. really smart."
>"what makes you say that, mum?"
>"when you were five your school did some tests on you. they did a mensa test, which is an IQ test. they said you scored in the top 1% for kids your age. they even wanted to do more tests because they were doing scholarships for a private school and 1-to-1 tutoring. you nearly went to a private school"
>I flip the fuck out. this is the first I heard of this
>"what do you mean, mum? did you not agree to it?"
>"no. they wanted to do after-school lessons and you hated school. and the kids in private schools are geeks"

>mfw I could have easily been a nuclear physicist, but my mum didn't want me to be a geek
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I guess you didn't get your brains from her

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Who else really likes places that are desolate and inhuman like the rocky mountains and the idea of living on submarines and stuff? by no means do i wantbto live in a submarine but i think its awesome. especially really cold places and where if you yelled all day no one would hear you
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Does anyone else think about raping the hot girls you dislike while they cry and you hold their mouth shut
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>>38197900
No, you fucking psycho.
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>>38197957
Ok im gonna rape you too
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>>38197900
>holding a girl's mouth shut
>while also holding down her arms so she doesn't scratch your eyes out
>while also using your legs to stop her from kneeing you in the groin
>while also undressing and fucking her
I never understood the logistics of actually raping someone.

Bazeenga
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>>38197891
I hate this forced meme, sage

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>28 year old man comes into the surgery
>Summer heat has caused him to sweat profusely
>Attracted a lot of fleas that have bitten his arm
>Wants me to give him some calamine lotion
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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