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>>34541777
uwu

original????

Topic
>'the face when no gf'
>add picture of vojac
>???

150 posts

>>34541777
das okay anon. I hope you figure out your topic soon. I love you and I hope you have a nice day.

>>34541740
a girl one time asked me what i do all the day, i kinda tricked her and didnt have to ask the question, im amazing, truly.

but she also asked if i look at the wall all day long.

that was funny imo, bcs i dont do that, though i do meditate which is basically the sameshit.

>>34541740
shitpost on here and laugh and at robots for being such faggots

>>34541740
Play videogames and jerk off. You?

>>34541738
London almost seems like the shittiest parts of America only NO ONE there is intelligent. Do NOT go to London. It is brimming with morons and that """English""" is unintelligible. Everyone's pissed off and smells like a urinal cake, you only see the sun for 10 minutes every three days, I mean holy shit.

No, anon. There is nothing good about Britain. USA and Canada are the places I'm most comfortable.

>>34541738
I'd say it's america and japan, but then again I'm a weeb.

>>34541738
Britain is not a country. Britain is 2 islands that are shared between two countries, the UK and Ireland.

>>34541670
>Can you name one non-meme thing how non-white immigrants made America great? I can't. In fact, the more POC people we got, the worse our country has became.
Yeah see this is also prima facie evidence as to why whites cannot be robots and if you disagree with me you're an anti-white cuckold who doesn't think whites are demigods with aryan hyperborean genetics

>Britbongs use America as a penal colony
>Immigration made it great
W e w
L a d

>>34541670
Immigrants will live off the scraps that America won't take. It's painful labor with little pay but it's better than their shithole country. Business save more money by paying them for cheap.

>>34541663
>>>/adv/

origggg

>>34541743
Orig? Still learning the lingo

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>>34541663
1. you're really bad at typing and expressing your thought in complete sentences

2. none of what you just said is true. Where is your evidence?

You probably never had friends because you spent all days in front of the computer.

>>34541659
Yep. You?

same thing here, except i had many friends, which makes things worse since i fucking wasted what could've been the best time of my life on a fucking PC.

>>34541616
forse

>>34541616
Comandi!

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>>34541616
>Ezio?

>laughing at your own jokes

might want to trip on a soap bar and split your head open up. just a tip

>>34541596
I'm not laughing until someone shits themself.

>>34541577
link thread or screencap

>>34541462
I'm pretty sure you're the toxic one

>>34541818

>common sense
>Toxic

>>34542027
wait for some reason I thought you were a roastie and this was some kind of bait thread where you elaborate why the picture you posted is true

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>>34541440
I'll have a rum, please.

>Why am I so lazy? I'm smart, go to uni, but really put as little effort in it as possible, 'cause I enjoy doing nothing

>>34541466
I'm the same way. We gotta think about the future, work hard now and we could potentially enjoy a lot more free time later

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>>34541466
do you have any aspirations today i wrote a list of things that i want to do everyday i want to be able to do at least three of those each day
i did 50 pushups today over an hours time and now i feel pretty good and ive got a good story coming soon

This is shit.
Wake me up when you can choose your own anime girl and when you can hug her.

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we've seen this like 10 times now

she isn't as smart as she seems (you cant really have a convo with her) and the "hologram" is 2d

also you cant hug her

2/10 disappointing from japan

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>>34541397
First generation gatebox is going to be awful dude. Limited talking points, limited movement, limited characters, limited languages, not even close to ai.

But its a really fucking cool concept and I'm glad its coming out so soon. Holiday of this year is insane for a home hologram waifu.

I just want an Ene friend.

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>>34541393
Ya gotta look at the bright side OP

Not too bright tho cuz youd prolly seizure again

>>34541393
Just don't blink too fast OP, you should be fine

The great majority of epilepsies are not photosensitive, so it'll probably have no effect on your ability to play video games.
t. epileptic medstudent robot

>>34541373
Another pro-tip - eat before date and save a lot of money or even better - just go to the bar and get her drunk.

Let your wife stay home and make dinner while you play RPGs and fuck around with Russian cars in a forest
Comfy as fug

>>34541373
Watch your wife divorce you as you LARP constantly and neglect political/moral realities.

bump guys... how do i make her mine?

>>34541793
practice with me so you can not be a retard next time

>>34541874
how the conversation ended

>her: "soo you doing anything cool after school?"
>me "nah.. you?"
>her "nahh"
conversation died. didnt even get to say good bye to her.

>>34541340
You mean inbred?

>>34541340
I'm a cute alt right vegan girl. Tee Hee.

>>34541340
u first

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