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It's not Chad. She just cannot accept the fact that she has to settle for you. Even if you are above her league you are not Chad and she hates that.

Now can you please share some photos of this pig?

>>36468058
What this anon said, totally agree

Also fucking hate this mute bullshit

>>36467973
You invested in a pig. She most likely knows she's a pig unless she's delusional. She saw you investing in a low worth beast like her and came to the conclusion that if you're that desperate then you can't be much of a catch.

I dunno, just a guess.

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do this a second time

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Maurice

>flip them off
>go back to sleep

>>36467917

If you were getting stuffed with 10 disgusting subhuman cocks a day for months, you'd find yourself in the same situation, anon

>>36467917
Why aren't all women like porn actresses? From what I see having an active sexlife is very rare. Most couples only fuck regulary at the start of their relationship. After that it quickly tapers off.

>>36467969
Cocks age women?
Do vaginas age men? Will I live forever?

brumpin

>>36468042
It is not, it's a foundation. You've most likely never tried it out yourself.

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>earnestly tried to improve my life, did well
>giddy for a while
>slid back gradually over the last 9 months when I realized I still had the same defective core
>lower than I've ever been

>steaku
why would you post here

BUY ME GAMEU

>>36467820
Umaru-chan is for normies
Watamote is real robot shit.

>>36467809
I have been having really really bloody dreams lately of me stabbing, bashing heads with fucking rocks and shit.

I can't even have nice dreams anymore.

>>36467809
>ex-wife was a mechanic

Always got super dirty looks whenever strangers would see her working on our car and me just hanging out with a beer nearby.

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>>36467809

Had a midday nap and had this dream.
Talking to some girl about why I'm sick of cake but still eating a slice because my girlfriend made it.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I said it with such affection and emotion.
And I'm out of whiskey to drink the pain away.

Please stop making this thread. You make it every fucking day. Just stop

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>>36467818
Not everyday, sometimes im simply to busy, or i might create then have to leave. Also its no different than all the other threads that appear every single day. Just hide the thread or put /ballbusting/ in your filter and you dont have to see it ever again

>>36467857
There are 3 autistic perverts including you who seriosuly post in these retarded roleplay threads.

>just hide it xDD
Just stop making them, you cancerous dumbass.

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wanted
for the first time in my life

>>36467795
id ask her if i could help her

if shes silent and stays smiling id wrench my hand away from her and tell her to fuck off

if tried to keep the grip tight and not let me go id throw a punch at her jaw

>is she trying to rob me?
then
>what is she trying to sell me?

>>36467743
Hang in there bro. Everybody who makes an effort into improving themselves goes through phases like that. I feel that way at least once a month. The fact of the matter is that you gotta keep moving forward no matter what or those feelings of despair and hopelessness will be the death of you. You'll find a place you're comfortable with eventually, everybody does.

also, source?

>>36467892
I found it in a thread here, I have another picture somewhat similar to this in terms of strangeness.

>>36467892
Oh, and if you feel like crying, just go ahead and fucking do it. Don't fall for the "be a man" meme too much. If the people in your life really love and/or care about you, they won't judge you. Internalizing anger and sadness like that is how spree shooters are made.

You've made a huge mistake.

>>36467757
I didn't really have a choice. My drive dot corrupted, I spent hours trying to recover it to no luck, it's all gone. I'll probably regret it, but it can't be helped.

I need something else to take my mind off it.

Not enough the internet is a gateway to porn itself. To truly free yourself you must throw away your devices and /gointhewoods/ this or put yourself in a situation where you can't access the internet like poverty.

All in all its a shitty way to solve your problem of self worth. Porn is a symptom of your lack of wealth. Realize that you live in a superficial simulation and only true happiness and self worth can be achieved by how much you have in your bank account.

nope haha lol

depression can't go away

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I thought i did got out but lately tumbled back there. Started caring about looks worked out, moved to another country, got into a top 150 uni for mechanical engineering. Life was going pretty well, until i fell in love with my flatmate, something started happening between us, we kiss while drunk and cuddle all night, that was the best day of my life and she told me she likes me as well. Next day it all started tumbling down when she told me that it was a all a mistake, that she's shallow about looks and she doesn't want a relationship of any kind at the moment and we should stay friends for now. The worst part is i was more obvious i like her lately and i was initiating slowly and she took a leap of faith for me. And now my finances are crumbling down and making me nervous, second semester finals in one month and i don't know how i'm gonna make it while i'm tumbling back to what i was 2 years ago before i decided to get my shit together.

>>36467633
A form of schizophrenia derived from severe avoidant disorder. Maybe youre trying to avoid yourself now? Or avoid the world. Anyways that's how I feel about my situation but everything is always really unclear

>>36467633
Face your sins anon, it's a wake up call.

>>36467707
>avoidant personality disorder
my last therapist just told me it was depression and threw me on zoloft. this describes my life perfectly

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Is this comment original enough for the robot?

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ls this comment original enough for the robot?

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ls this comment originaI enough for the robot?

you don't need to be a genius to cook methamphetamine

>>36467563
>telling people how smart you are

It's like you want people around you to think you're an insecure idiot who took a Facebook IQ test.

Also the world doesn't give a shit how smart you are. There's seven billion of us.

>>36467563
> Implying most of the robots hanging out here are not retards
> basing intelligence on a fictional character

edgy you :33333

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>>36467536
It will always be Hybrid Theory.

>>36467536
I like British Rock music, like the Strokes, Radiohead, Muse, Led Zeppelin, Queen, and all that jazz.

I've got really Normie taste in music, please don't be mean to me.

My favorite album is probably "This is it" or "OK Computer"