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2017-01-16 09:02:02 Post No.34182967
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:02:02 Post No. 34182967 [Report] [View this topic]

>come out of the shower
>dry my hair
>door opens
>witty lil sister comes in
>takes a moment
>"eeeeh ...brother, what's with that microdick ahahahah
>"fuck off"
>closes door quickly and disappears
I feel so humilated right now.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:12:48 Post No.34183147
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>>34182967

>have long flaccid penis
>only grows to 5.5 inches when erect

I can imagine disappointing any girl if I could get one.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:13:34 Post No.34183159
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:13:34 Post No.34183159 [Report]

What's the matter, can't handle the bants?

Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:15:46 Post No.34183189
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:15:46 Post No.34183189 [Report]

>tfw about 2 inches flaccid, 6.5 and on the thick side erect.

Is it okay to be a grower /r9k/?

Anonymous
2017-01-16 08:59:46 Post No.34182933
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:59:46 Post No. 34182933 [Report] [View this topic]

which stages you wish you accomplished while been a teenager?
>tfw i wish every single day to date the cute emo gilr everyone avoided

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:02:20 Post No.34182970
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>>34182933
>avoided
fucking kek, she probably got passed around like a fucking football between chads

Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:04:08 Post No.34183001
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>>34182970
you are probably right, she was a cumslut

Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:05:31 Post No.34183029
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>>34182970
Specifically the "alternative" Chads, who have tattoos and piercings, or the metalhead Chads who have long hair.
Yeah OP imagine your emo QT getting double teamed by the guys from the Metallica cover band

Anonymous
2017-01-16 08:52:11 Post No.34182831
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:52:11 Post No. 34182831 [Report] [View this topic]

lets hear some stories about you loosing your spaghetti in front of woman
ive done it so often ~~Even to random girls on the street~~

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:56:49 Post No.34182896
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>>34182831
>live in small town
>go to college
>see 3 most popular girls in seats there
>sitting there like a charmender, squirtle, and bulbasaur the legends staring me down
>I approach them as they are looking my way
>they all say hi and smile
>I start talking
>freeze up mid story
>look at one randomly and say "heyyyyy"
>they laugh
>I sit there painfully trying to end the convo and walk outside to go home and kick shit in the parking lot sweating and freaking out as I smoke cigarette butts in the driveway

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:57:20 Post No.34182904
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:57:20 Post No.34182904 [Report]

Believe it or not there's still time, im 26 and I think it's gonna turn around. Well, it looks like it, but if not bye bye everyone

Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:08:12 Post No.34183059
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:08:12 Post No.34183059 [Report]

>get on the bus
>stutter to the bus driver where I want to go
>"that'll be 2.50"
>give him 5 and walk away
>everyone on the bus is looking at me
>"excuse me anon, don't you want the rest of your money back"
>fuck I forget the change
>turn around
>concious of how I walk
>stumble everywhere
>grab the change
>drive thinks I'm autistic
>face is red
>stumble around and find the only seat left is next to a qt girl
>sweat profusely

Fuck me.

Anonymous
2017-01-16 08:51:43 Post No.34182823
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:51:43 Post No. 34182823 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw in love
>the girl might actually reciprocate for the first time in my life
>cannot think about anything else other than her
>have to do a lot of important shit like studying for exams but cannot focus
>thinking about her feels so good though
>like a drug

JESUS CHRIST MAKE IT STOP

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:53:07 Post No.34182846
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>>34182823
been there op, you have to prioritize and man the fuck up.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:53:08 Post No.34182848
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>>34182823
Makes sure your grades are good first anon

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:56:49 Post No.34182897 [Report]

>>34182846
>>34182848
I know, I'm trying to but she just keeps invading my mind. This is a nightmare.

Anonymous
2017-01-16 08:47:44 Post No.34182753
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:47:44 Post No. 34182753 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw I want to suck my best friend's huge cock

There's nothing wrong with this, right?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:48:03 Post No.34182760
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:48:03 Post No.34182760 [Report]

as long as hes a nigger

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>>34182760
He is white as snow

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>>34182753
Are you a gay boi?
post butt

Anonymous
ask a girl anything 2017-01-16 08:46:08 Post No.34182730
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ask a girl anything Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:46:08 Post No. 34182730 [Report] [View this topic]

lemme here it

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:46:48 Post No.34182739
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:46:48 Post No.34182739 [Report]

why do you love niggers

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:47:26 Post No.34182747
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:47:26 Post No.34182747 [Report]

Why do you love sucking the black cock?

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:49:00 Post No.34182773
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:49:00 Post No.34182773 [Report]

>>34182730
are you in

L O N D O N

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original

Anonymous
/adv/, I don't think you can help me. 2017-01-16 08:37:37 Post No.34182614
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/adv/, I don't think you can help me. Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:37:37 Post No. 34182614 [Report] [View this topic]

Have you ever had those weird impulses to do random shit? Sucking the air in at your chest, making weird noises/screaming, flexing your arm and neck area. Is it like, just a case of the wiggles? What the fuck? Nobody seems to want to talk about it. Usually it happens when I'm in solitude, but it can happen when I'm around others. Feels like energy that has to be used very quickly.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:38:36 Post No.34182631
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>>34182614
Alright, this seems weird when you read all at once it but take it apart.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:38:41 Post No.34182632
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:38:41 Post No.34182632 [Report]

i guess /r9k/ is basically /adv/

anyways, sounds like autism to me

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:40:38 Post No.34182659
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>>34182632
Autism is just a social disconnect, yes? A learning disability. I don't think I'm autistic, I would have been diagnosed much earlier.

Anonymous
2017-01-16 08:34:49 Post No.34182573
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:34:49 Post No. 34182573 [Report] [View this topic]

>>The perfect guy is a sad edgy semi nihilist with suicidal references and violent tendencies
The perfect guy is xxxtentacion

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:42:22 Post No.34182687
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>>34182573
Literally who the fuck?
Unoriginal

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:43:52 Post No.34182702
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:43:52 Post No.34182702 [Report]

If that were true anon, I would've been DROWNING in pussy during my teen years.

Unfortunately, carefree chucklefuck Chad gets it all.

Also, literally who?

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:44:35 Post No.34182708
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>>34182687
>he doesnt listen to xxxtentacion

BITCH IM SIPPING TEA IN YO HOOD WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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2017-01-16 08:34:12 Post No.34182567
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:34:12 Post No. 34182567 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Images that make you go hmm...

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:35:39 Post No.34182589
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:35:39 Post No.34182589 [Report]

I CANNOT
DO
THIS
ANYMORE
ANONS

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ponders origamok

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:51:13 Post No.34182814
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>>34182567
Thanks for making this. I always find these to be very comfy

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:31:37 Post No. 34182531 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the difference between a dream and reality?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:33:29 Post No.34182556
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there are no niggers in a dream.

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In one, I'm licking the crevices of Asuka's sweaty, used plugsuit.

In the other, I'm drinking myself to an early grave while shitposting on a South African alpaca-grooming forum.

You'll never guess which is which!

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:42:38 Post No.34182691
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:42:38 Post No.34182691 [Report]

One is sometimes nice but the other is consistently horrible.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:30:41 Post No. 34182518 [Report] [View this topic]

When was the last time you went out on a movie date with a girl?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:32:19 Post No.34182540
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:32:19 Post No.34182540 [Report]

6 years ago
im coming to terms with the fact that ill probably never be in a relationship again

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:32:24 Post No.34182541
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:32:24 Post No.34182541 [Report]

probably when we didn't have a nigger for a president.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:33:53 Post No.34182563
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>>34182518
When I say that I want to kill myself, do you think I'm just joking around?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:28:06 Post No. 34182484 [Report] [View this topic]

Anons.
I have to tell my parents I'm going to drop out.
This is really my last resort.
I don't know how to tell them that I really cannot keep going waking up every morning doing something that I don't like and that makes me feel miserable because I'm too dumb to actually do it.
Do any of you have any suggestion, or a word of comfort?

I just want to cry.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:44:52 Post No.34182713
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Shameful self bumperino because I could really use some attention now

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:55:09 Post No.34182877
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:55:09 Post No.34182877 [Report]

It might be rough now, but I hope your happiness improves once you drop out, Anon.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:00:57 Post No.34182949
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>>34182484
Dear god Thank you so much.
I'm here trying to write something to say, a letter or something to figure out how to do it and it's an hour I'm just shaking nervously and writing bullshittery.
I'm cracked.
And I'm sorry for the vent thread. Jesus.