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Why don't you guys celebrate Valentine's?
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It is a holiday invented by kikes to get shekels.
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>>35395834
Because my wife works valentine's, so we celebrate a week later.
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>>35395834
Why do you fucking think? Why would I not be doing anything on FUCKING VALENTINES DAY?

WHAT FUCKING REASON?

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Cucked by the gooks. End me now.
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>Bricked
BAHAHAHAH

THE MADMAN
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>>35395816
>bricked.com
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I need that "blacked" template. Someone get me that hand and face that this is based on.

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Say something nice about my oneitis.
Go ahead.
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>>35395789
She's ugly but could probably pull a big dicked 7/10 guy if she went to a bar.
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>>35395789
She sure has alotta extra face
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Never. You don't deserve it. Go to hell.

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What did you do today, anon?

>decide to buy Homefront: The Revolution since with the season pass included it's like $12 US and I hear the majority of the criticisms ending it up at a whopping 54 metacritic aggregate have been addressed in some capacity
>it's SIXTY FUCKING FOUR GIGABYTES TO DOWNLOAD
>AT 360 KB/s

I hate having a bad internet connection, but there's no fucking alternative where I live and won't be for at least another year and a half until they get the infrastructure sorted.
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>>35396243
I talked to someone.
It was amazing but embarrasing. Anyway I'm happy
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Just got diagnose with ALS and have 1 year to live. Still taking it in.
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wake up at 9

had breakfast without brushing my teeth cuz to lazy

lie down on bed watching utube videos

mom and dad left to work

went to poop

back to yotube

stumble upon lou dong massage videos

got boner

binge watching videos while edging 2 hours

relapse

repeat again

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>you need to stop calling me when you're like this anon
>I can't be your only support network
>It's unfair to me, and it's really fucking me up
>I love you anon, as a friend
>I'm sexually attracted to you anon
>I just don't love you romantically. I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone.
Literally wanted to date this guy who was a builder and 10 years older than her like 2 weeks ago, then he rejected her and she came to me for support. I spent the entire of last year cleaning up her mess, visiting her every day in hospital when she was suicidal, all three times she was sectioned.
I just don't think the world was made for people like me.
I'm going to try and stop calling her, and just block her out. How do I do it bros? I feel like I'm just going to relapse tomorrow or in a couple of days when I miss her. I really, really really don't want to call her or text her anymore, I can't help myself.
looks like pic related
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What the actual fuck.

All because I won't date someone?

There's a fucking department of white knights holy cucks
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>>35395770
explain yourself friendo
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>>35395770
What did you even expect at this fucking point ? An entire generation of women and men are ruined because of all the crap they have been subjected to on the media. They didn't even need a massive victory , just a small portion to spread like a tumor , enough so to achieve it with the less effort possible and highest success percentage. They won anon. The world as we knew it will now crumble. Bit by bit , slab by slab , atom by atom , decomposing itself. Not that I care though. I didn't off myself up to this point , might aswell seat in the first row and enjoy the spectacle of hell.

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>be 13
>drop out of school
>play vidya to escape reality
>now 28
>bored of vidya
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>>35396154

Have you only been playing vidya for the past 15 years?
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>>35396326
you havnt.?
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shit nigga waht are you doing

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I wish I could quit 4chan
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>>35395738
The only matter of this is what would you quit it for. If you dont have anything outside, why even bother.
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>>35395738
Don't quit. There is no reason to.

Just use it for the lols and to shit post a bit.

I really don't think this is a bad place. Unless you are literally here all the time

t-thats not you right?
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>>35396284
>Unless you are literally here all the time

I've been here a ton lately, sometimes entire days just shitposting and fapping in between.

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I have a girlfriend, how about you?
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What are you the fucking white knight of America?

Faggot
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>>35395712
I have a waifu and split personality ;)

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>normies stare at me
>stare at them back harder
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>>35395711
>normals look at me
>lock eyes and bark at them until they look away
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>perfect normal people put their eyes on me
>i look into their souls and rape them and then start to shit myself as i scream at the top of my lungs
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>>35395785
How do you know they're perfect?

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This is a sad tale of why I suppose I belong here now...
>be me, 14
>first girlfriend, goes very well, take virginity all that.
>3rd year, she cheats.
>saddest face
>Move on, get a new girl
>year later, she cheats. Practically cucked, I bought their tickets to prom >_<
>Go to college
>Win at college dating day 1 or so I thought
>Most beautiful hapa you ever did see. Funny. Sweet.
>7 years, few ups and downs, but mostly very happy. We moved in with eachother after college.
>lord she redpilled with me omg this is amazing
> at about 7 years, three years out of college, she cheats.
> still paying her bills, her meds, im the one with a job
>she's at his place sleeping right now.

three times, three long term relationships.

I've spent the better portion of the past 12 years in three relationships concluding in the same.

I guess I belong here now, and mfw I went from chad to cuck robot
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>Not a virgin
>Robot
Pick one


You are a failed normie, virginity is an absolute prerequisite for robotism. Things like race, height, weight, mental health, income, and so on might be up for debate but virginity is not.
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>>35395787
Thank you for reassuring me.
>clicks i am not a robot

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Anyone else homeless?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

:2
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I use being homeless as an excuse to travel and went to Japan and other places.
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>>35395698
take me with you anon if this is true.
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>>35395685
I'm currently kinda homeless, been hopping around friend's places. My last resort is giving my body up for shelter and food.

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Go to hell and rot.
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Can't go to a place which doesn't exist.
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>>35395678
I'd rather we go to heaven together
Maybe it'd turn that frown of yours upside-down
Our problems will be easier to discuss when they're far away
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Dumb fucking WHORE SLUT

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*breaths in*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>3d waifu fags
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Go to hell. You like hurting people.

Go to hell. All of you go to hell.
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>>35395667
>Go to hell. You like hurting people.

>Go to hell. All of you go to hell.

Look at the top of his head.
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>>35395645
>thinks that all women are like twilightchick
>thinks jacking off to chinese cartoons is comparable to actual physical intimacy
I pity you, anon.

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>fell in love with my practice gf
>can't bring myself to break up with her
it was never supposed to be like this
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That..... sounds like the opposite of a problem. Awesome dude, you don't have to go through the whole dating tinder bullshit. Be happy with what you have.
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>>35395566
the only motivation that I have in my life is my seemingly never ending self-hatred and never being happy with what I have.
I want to have more time to focus on bettering myself and I want to conquer more women.
Problem is I got too attached. I just wanted to have some fun for a while.

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yupikblondy88 le chaturbate
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Go to hell. I can't even enjoy peace inside my house.

Go to hell and fuck you.
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hot hot hottttttt! ness
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Damn dick really is huge....yahhh

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