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>see picture of paul newman
>takes me a full minute to remember the name paul newman
who /gettingdumber/ here?
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>>35589443
Nobody cares.
t. Paul Newman in Jurassic Park
Stop doing meth btw.
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Who's Paul Newman?
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>>35589455
don't bully ok
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>Dad is beating his dog again
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>>35589420
Beat that motherfucker or report his ass
No one mistreats a fucking doggo
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>>35589420
Did you mean he was spanking his monkey?
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Tell him "get you dogs dude!"
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>tfw 13yo kids having sex right now
this makes me angry because im a 19yo kissless virgin
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>>35589406
>19yo kissles virgin
Are you me?
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One of my friends is 40+ and has taken a vow of celibacy.
Get on his level, lads.
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>>35589834
>vow of celibacy
It's not a vow of celibacy if no one wants you lol
Anonymous
Beta Uprising, Day One 2017-03-17 01:05:36 Post No.35589386
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>Chad?
>What is it Stacey?
>Lloyd is scaring me.
>Lloyd?
>You know, Mrs. Johnson's son, the one that lives in her basement
>Sure, I remember now. He dirves that Geo Metro, right?
>Yeah
>What is he doing?
>He's walking back and forth in front of the house
>Its a nice day, he's just taking a walk
>No, he is walking back in forth only in front of our house. And I think he's talking to himself.
>Does he have one of those bluetooth headsets on?
>Maybe, I can't tell. And he's carrying one of those swords. You know, from Japan?
>He's probably just playing that pokemon game, honey. Ignore him
>Oh. That's odd. He saw me looking out the window at him and he ran off
>See? Pokemon game.
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>>35589386
>Chad? Lloyd is back. Again.
>Still playing that pokemon game, is he?
>I don't know, Chad. He's staring at the house. And I don't see a phone
>Ignore him, angel. he's not hurting anyone
>Oh! He's coming to the door!
*ding dong*
>I'll get it, Stacey.
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>Hi! You're Lloyd, right?
>What?! Y-y-yes, I-I'm Lloyd.
>What can I do for you, Lloyd?
>The d-day of the r-r-r-r-rope h-has come. You and all li-like you shal f-f-face the righteous v-vengeance of the d-d-downtrodden buh-betas. The Beta Uh-Uprising has b-begun!
>Is that like the pokemon game, then?
>N-n-no! The b-beta uprising is when a-all the oppressed muh-men of the w-world rise up against the o-oppressive cultural n-n-n-norms. Good shall defeat evil!
>So - more like dungeons and dragons, then?
>Chad? Is it ok?
>Stacey! Lloyd was just telling about the game he's playing, Beta Rising. It's like dungeons & dragons.
>Oh. That's nice. Lloyd, how is your mother?
>S-s-s-s-she's f-f-f-f-fine, St-st-stacy
>OK. Well, I just finished on the elliptical and its cold out here in just yoga pants and a sports bra, so I am going back inside. Say hi to your mother for me, Lloyd.
>I-I-I-I w-w-w-w-will
>Lloyd, I'm glad you have a new hobby, and I hope your friends can play it with you, but the game is about to start. See you later.
>B-but the buh-beta uprising!
>Sorry, I don't have time. Good luck talking your friends into playing!
>Y-you too
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>>35589386
>>35589538
you do realise that hitler and napoleon killed people right and mass shootings are a thing
idk where this ur all pussies shit is coming from
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>>35589386
Don't save low quality images
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so why didnt u kys you'reselve yet?
origami
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I have to spite normies
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>>35589380
she looks like she likes apples a bunch thanks for posting
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>>35589396
no worries mate i also enjoy the art, too
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Any of you faggots seen a green card IRL before?
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>>35589365
this can't be real right?
just putting your soc on the internet for everyone to see
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Thankfully I never have to interact with immigrants
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>>35589365
Stale image pasta is stale.
Stop posting this.
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Hello 4chan. I know you're probably not going to be very welcoming, but I hear this is the Internet forum where the Anonymous hacker group lives. I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of your work. Even though you hacked my Minecraft account (speedman55 - I'm sure you remember) I want to become a hacker too and I'm willing to do anything to become your pupil. The image I uploaded is me IRL and holding Minecraft sword I made (I don't actually like Minecraft anymore, I just thought it would be funny, Lol,) and I covered my face for obvious reasons as I've started hacking already (LOIC, CMD hacking, and IP Spoofing) and I don't want to get in trouble.
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>>35589354
Hello.
Your first assignment is to bring down Reddit.
Good luck
-Anonymous
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To be a member of Anonymous, you gotta kill yourself first.
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Hack reddit then delete sys 32 shits cash
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Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday to anon happy birthday to me.
i'm a big boi today :)
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Good for you anon. You haven't killed yourself yet.
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>>35589321
Happy birthday anon
How is this not original
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Happy birthday m80!
Also your GIF you posted is amazing, can I keep it?
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There's literally nothing gay about shaving your legs and wearing knee high socks.
It's just for fun, I'm still a masculine manly man even if I prefer to have hairless supple skin and a fresh, smooth butt.
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>normies will never understand this
it feels good
letting other peoples' judgement stop you from doing this is cuck behaviour
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>>35589390
Where do people get the incubus meme shirt?
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>>35589417
you said it yourself, memes
Anonymous
Why can't ANYTHING ever go correctly? 2017-03-17 12:57:09 Post No.35589304
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Why can't ANYTHING ever go correctly?
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> be me
> 19
> mummy is off on holiday
> her retarded dog is staying with me in the house
> its just the two of us
> decide to buy a tenga egg since i will be the only one at home to receive the package
> no questions will be asked
> order it
> 3 days later
> sleeping well into the afternoon after a late-night anime session
> woken up when i hear the retarded dog barking
> realize it must be the mail-man delivering the tenga egg
> still half-asleep
> run down the stairs wearing a pair of boxers and a t-shirt
> pick up the retarded dog
> open the door
> dog jumps out of my arms and at the mail-man
> mail-man drops my sex toy on the floor and runs away screaming "that can piss off"
> dog proceeds to rip apart the parcel
> i scream "sorry" to the mail-man
> he tells me to fuck off
> scream at the dog to get back inside
> pick up whats left of the tenga egg
> go back into my room sour as shit
> its unusable now, need to buy a new one but it wont get here until mummy comes back
> tfw
I don't think it's realistically plausible for that exchange to have gone any worse than it did. I'm so miserable right now.
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WHY did you PICK UP THE RETARDDED DOG?
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>>35589339
If I just opened the door then it would jump at the mail-man anyway. I thought that if I picked it up I could receive the parcel in my other free hand.
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> tfw nobody responds to my thread
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I have recently come into $15000 USD
What should I do with it to make it have the most lasting impact?
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A shotgun to the head
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buy 3000 10 pc chicken nuggets
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>>35589284
buy a russian bride
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FtM trannies are for some reason dying more frequently.
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Fucked to death.
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>>35589268
All trannies die more frequently because they're mentally ill and they kill themselves.
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the ftms are now realising how stupid they were for throwing away the good life of being female
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>dualboot memebuntu and windows 7 on laptop
>only use win7 for meme of legends
>whenever I boot up win7 the clock is reset for some reason
>haven't played videogames in a couple weeks
>start playing meme of legends at like 10pmish
>finally look at my phone to check what time it is an it's 7am
What the frick man. You guy's were right about videogames, for degenerates only. I don't understand how like 9 hours of time can just seem to disappear. Shit can't be healthy. Just took adderall to get me through my classes today, and now my mouth is getting dry because of it. Anybody want to be my friend im kind of lonely?
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Sure anon. Is Ubuntu a good statter for somene who has never used Linux, and can you change the desktop environment easily?
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>>35589234
Anything in too much quantity can make you degenerate anon
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>>35589234
I'll be your friend.
originaldonotmutemeplease
>Go into university bathrooms
>Hear someone pooping
>Switch lights off as i leave
Ha take that you fucking looser. No one can stop me
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That was devlish anon
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>go into store
>Make cashier scan all my items
>Say i forgot my wallet and leave
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>>35589128
>About once a month at a random stall on campus, squirt contact epoxy on the part of the stall door where it hits against the frame
>Keep hearing about people getting stuck inside bathroom stalls, and campus police are "looking into it"
Month 6 now, I've trapped 8 people so far. Some just get down on the floor and crawl out, but some don't.
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If you wear one of these. You are autistic. This hoodie is almost as bad as the trench coat.
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is adidas jacket autistic?
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>>35589118
Don't think anyone wears something that color. You'd have to be serverly autistic to do so.
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I know a kid who wears this sweatshirt every single day. I feel so bad for him.