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How did Taylor Swift go from this
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To getting BLACKED on cam
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>>37683297
to this?
oreganahf
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>>37683327
that's NOT HER YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK
DON'T DISRESPECT TAYTAY

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sexual liberty shouldn't exist
if you marry someone and then leave them, that should be punishable by death
same with cheaters
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>a woman
>not being a slut

pic related
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>>37683247
called Islam anon, you are free to fuck off to the middle east.
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>>37683247
>>37683247
you insecure cuck faggot

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anyone intrested in how it ended up sending my school teacher from 2 years ago on her school email a dick picture and asking if she wants more hoping we gonna fuck?
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>>37683169
If you can fix your broken english a bit, yeah why not.
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Sure, why not, you know we live trainwrecks around here
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>>37683169
was she your english teacher?

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Im so sorry for what my race has done to you whites, when I read up on the absolutely inhumane crap we do to you people I cried as I couldnt believe my own kind was this this animalistic its I cant, we blacks are just cancer to this world all we do is cause chaos and destruction and it will never end because thats what we are. The world would be better off if we blacks were all exterminated my god I thought the stormfags in here were being douches about HAHHAHA YOUR A NIGGER but then it just hits your the same as mindless african psychopathic beast that do nothing but destroy each other how on earth are blacks even supposed to function. We aren't its a fucking miracle my race wasn't extinct by the time whites began enslaving us.

I cant man this is just...
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>>37683055
>cried
poof
nice dubs
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>>37683055
Don't be sorry, we deserve everything we get.

Our race is dying anyway, as it should be, so yours will get to inherit the world after we're gone and you can do better. Learn from our mistakes.
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>>37683108
oregonalle

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Any medfags here? I have this brown streak on my nail (melanonychia). It appeared a few weeks ago and I'm worried it might be melanoma.

Also, sorry for the shitty camera quality.
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>>37682999
Put tea tree oil or hydrogen peroxide on it. If that doesn't help, go see a doctor.
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Doctor here. Cut that shit right the fuck off. Who knows what it could be. Best not take chances.
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Stick that finger up your ass and leave it there for a couple hours . Then itll be fine.

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/r9k/: All women are whores!
me; aLl WoMeN aRe WhOrEs
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Very good thread OP! Very good!
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>>37682907
that actually made me think. really!
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You're not wrong.

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I have a 100% innie vagina. Am I blessed? I read that like 70% of girls have outies.
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>>37682806
No.
You are just another 3D filth.
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>>37682806
Youre just fat. Every fembot I meet who says they have an innie vag are just fat and their roast is covered by layers of fat. Kill yourself.
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>>37682806
You are blessed to be a woman in a first world country.

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okay so I've got a serious question about the male psyche

what is the most common couple?

chad and stacy?
>no

robot and fembot?
>no

It's Chad and some middle of the road 5/10 roastie. Everywhere you go you can see average women really punching above their weight. I see it all the time.

what is it about great looking men going for mildly attractive women? is it a security thing? like they'll know the women will consider themselves lucky and never fuck off at the risk of ruining their shot at having a Chad bf?
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>>37682524
She was a 10/10 Stacy in the 90s and early 2000s.
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If I had to guess, Chad met 5/10 in his youth and they've been together for a long while.
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>>37682524
you see stacies with (rich/famous) 5/10s all the time. even irl.

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>on a date with a 4/10 dorky girl
>she's not conventionally attractive, but I find her cute
>we're going to the cinema to watch some shit film I've never heard of
>a few minutes after we sit down, she holds my hand
>watch the whole film with a semi-chub
>on the way out, she jumps on my back and I piggy-back her
>seconds later I wake up with a huge smile on my face
>smile fades, and I want to die
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>even your dream girl is just a 4/10
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>>37682313
I like 4/10 girls. They don't make me realize how ugly I am.
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>>37682243
>driving home from work, listening to the radio
>Get home and my 3 kids come running out yelling
>"Daddy's home! Daddy's home!"
>My wife is smiling at me from the doorway as I carry our daughter and our sons carry my bag
>Wife isn't gorgeous, but cute in a wholesome way
>The kids are chattering as I lean in to kiss her
>wake up; the kids at the bus stop woke me up over the sound of the music I leave playing so I am not lonely as I fall asleep
Started having this dream after some normie described his day.
have it once or twice a month.
I want to sleep, have this dream, and never wake up

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>tfw finally realize the meaning of tao

We're all going to make it bros
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>>37682082
Plz tell me
Yghjji
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>>37682082
'We' aren't going to make it lol.
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>>37682082
OP, tell me the meaning of the Tao.

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when yoj realise at one point you were racing to the egg
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Tfw you realize at one point you were first in something
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>>37682032
>tfw you realize you're a dumbass and you were once both the ovum and the sperm
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If I was the best sperm, I can't really imagine what monsters laid inside the other ones

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I walk along the avenue
To slave for Mr. Shekelstein, the Jew
Shekelstein, the Jew
Pointed nose and angry voice
The kind of voice that makes me wanna REEEEEEE
Makes me want to REEEEEEE

And I slaved, I slaved so hard
And I slaved, I slaved all night and day
I couldn't get away
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>>37681937
This is a reference that I get.
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A flock of seagulls- I ran
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>>37681937
>tfw on my way to meet Vance

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What's R9k's posture like?
Slump here
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I stick my butt way out like hollow back but hold my shoulders straight like military :)
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>>37681917
Cute! Post butt pls c:
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Been sleeping on the floor for a year (with a mat), my posture is perfect compared to sleeping on a mattress

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Post some crazy coincidences. I'll start.

>killing time looking at country roads on Google Maps street view
>think about how cool it would be if I saw a cigarette butt on street view and how the person who threw it there would never know that some stranger was looking at their cigarette butt thousands of miles away and years later
>pan over to the edge of the road
>see a FUCKING cigarette butt there
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>>37681845
No, sorry I just remembered the most important detail. It wasn't a cigarette butt, it was a whole, unsmoked, cigarette that I was thinking about and then happened to see. A butt wouldn't be that unusual, but an entire cigarette right after I had thought about seeing one? The odds have to be infinitesimally small. Makes me think I must be in a simulation whose engineers are dropping hints to me about it being a simulation.
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Okay. No one'll believe this. But every day the people on the internet I watched did shit like they were watching me and reading my mind and responding to me. It happened for a while before I got numb to it. E.g. I would sing along to a song I was listening to and do the nananana thing when I forgot lyrics. Get home and watch a new vid on Youtube and it's nananananana for a whole song on some girl's secondary channel. Well, that one wasn't even that weird, but it's one that stands out in my mind. It's pretty much all a blur at this point because my memory is horrible. But if your life was really a simulation, then why not shit like this OP? Like, something not subtle at all, just blasting that shit in your face 24/7. It was extremely fun for a while, but y'all will just call me delusional. It stopped being fun when I figured out what was going on. Essentially I came to the conclusion that I was in a simulation, but later turned to religious beliefs instead. It's practically the same shit. If someone can simulate a world with technology, when why isn't there a head honcho running shit with this technology? Simple maths. Don't know why everyone is too fucking retarded to grasp that.
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>>37682003
doesnt matter you are schizo tier

>tfw got a gig off Craigslist this week for 20 an hour


I'm getting so much weed
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>tfw too poor so you start buying k2 synthetic instead
>Get fucked up for life
Some1 kill me
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>>37681837
>sucking cock for weed

>>37682569
kek
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>>37681837
You fucking degenerate how about you save money too look for your own apartment . How about save it so for clothes, food and necessities you might need later.

You got damn druggies will never learn I swear...

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