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>ywn be a cute cartoon animal living in the forest with no worries
One day I'll kill myself.

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>>39355486
Everyday I find new reasons to kill myself

>>39355467
of those, a blacksmith is somewhat doable for a robot as long as you don't have to go back in time

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>>39355377
sure it is jamal good luck

Mexican American here. We really haven't contribute much to the US. I really dont think this is our territory. Id rather America be white instead of being Mexico 2.0, but whites aren't reproducing fast enough and Trump isnt enacting stronger border security and deporting all the illegal immigrants like he promised.

>>39355377
haha ready to get ICED bitch?

I would have to go with 3, 5, or 11

>>39355292
19 buruma is the only buruma for me

>all of them
she's super cute desu

If I have to pick one and only one I'd say 3

>>39355182
Underrated post

This would feel bad

Good. I don't want a funeral.

>>39355182
Meh. I really wouldn't care.

>loves doing supernatural stuff
she's a keeper, anon, join her

If under 25 yes, otherwise, proceed cautiously.

>>39355243
Yes, she's 20. I'm just kind of freaked out because it sounds like she's into sex magic.

Alexander, I hate your stupid cryptic posts and wish you would just disappear from the board forever.

>>39355098

There's something less than human, that's walking down the street.
It's hiding it's emotions, from everyone it meets.
You'd think this creature tragic, but it feels quite content.
It lacks the means to regret, the time alone it's spent.
Daily it meets it's demons, but takes hardships in stride.
It's awfully hard to break down, what's been broken inside.
It cannot feel temptation, there's nothing that it wants.
Envy and greed escape it, it has no wealth to flaunt.
The vain would call it worthless, the wise call it a fool.
It calls itself a witness, to people turning cruel.
If all lives need a purpose, a goal for it to crave.
Is it driven by success, or is it now it's slave?
It's something less than human, or maybe something more?
If it's life lacks a meaning, what is it living for?

>>39355098
Please have pleasant dreams tonight.

>>39354970
I do and that feel will never return but if you stop masturbating and quit porn for a week or even and then you fap it will feel close to those first times

>>39354970
yes and then i achieved masturbatory expertise and laugh at the younger me between cums

>>39355115
My faps now are much better than earlier faps. I feel like they get better with every year.
You gotta take fapping more seriously, man. Surpassing your amateur first faps should be easy.

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You are a true robot if you enjoy Primer.

Eraserhead
I Stand Alone
Adaptation
Stalker
The 400 Blows
Taxi Driver
The Master
Drive
Punch Drunk Love

t. /tv/

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A film about a robot by a robot for robots.

Some Simon and Garfunkle might fall under. I don't know them well enough to say which album.

>>39354922
>Did I miss something?
Japanese shit.

>>39354922
pretty accurate, robots do have shit taste

>>39354876
go to a real doctor, you can never be too sure with those online tests anon.

>>39354876
Why don't you give us a link to this test OP

go to the doctor and with some luck you'll get ssi bux.

>move to new dorm for this year
>ethernet gives me a random number generator for ping and rubberbanding for ping
>wifi gives me 22ms but is unreliable

I just want to play my games so I don't decay 50 sr before tomorrow

>>39354864
Because he was engineered to sell stuffed toys.

>>39354864
dubs and I uninstall this game

I need a reason, I am so fucking tired

Stay strong dude my dad gets like that too when he drinks.

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>>39354842

everything is going to be ok, hang in there m8

>>39354917
Thanks m8 she probably wont remember any of this tomorrow but the damage is already done

I go one step further, I want to go to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe. Then I wouldn't remember my human life and would live in a happy cute world.
God I am drunk.

>>39354978
Same here anon. Have almost finished an entire fifth of vodka tonight.

Reality blows.

>>39355413
Reality fucking blows my friend.
Is it too much to ask to not be me? Apparently it is, but hey I can only ask for so much. I've always just wanted to be cute and not me.
I've had a bottle of bourbon myself.

The virgin caricature / the chad magnum opus

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look what I drew

Nah man, that's pretty good. Something to always remember is anything you ever make will always look worse to you than it does to anyone else.

>ywn live in a world where /r9k/ isn't polluted by slutty bitch boys who only think about dick

>>39354693
Unless that girl is licking her mistresses cunt then no go OP.

>>39355062
There are literally multiple threads devoted to that very subject shitting up this board at any given time.