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>State my opinion in a discussion
>Friend waves me off and goes "blah blah"
>Joke and say his face is a blah blah
>says "i'm a dude............. but its ok if you go that way... I don't though.. sorry.... but that does explain a lot..."
>Tell him it wasn't supposed to make sense
>Get the following message:
>"and yet,, it did.... so slow.. sheesh.. you wouldnt survive five seconds with the guys i used to hang out with.. and my buddies from the service,, holy hell... you would cry and cry and cry,, and that... is no joke....."
What the hell is his problem?

What should I do/say when he gets like this?
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>>34770387
I believe the problem is you lack the ability to explain a situation to people, because I have no clue what the fuck you're asking.
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>>34770387
people... who type... like this... should kill... themselves.
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>>34770387
you sound abit ansty mate, have a cup of tea and a nap
hes probly just trying to sound 'ard mate, probly has sissy fantasys

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Men, I have a question for you, female to male.

What makes you think it is okay for any of you to wantonly harrass and rape us?
Every day I see it, I live it. Men everywhere approaching, talking to, standing close by and looking at women without our goddamn permission.

Why? Why do you do this? Is it that much fun for you to hurt us? Do you think you own us?

Women never hurt anyone, we try our goddamned best every single day to please absolutely everyone, all we ask in return is some basic fucking empathy.

Have the empathy, the kindness or even the sense of duty to do these small things for us, as we constantly live to consider your feelings:

- Keep your eyes pointed downwards, we did not ask you to look at us or in our direction.

- Keep your distance from us, we cannot tell which one of you is going to be another rapist, if you care at all about our mental well-being you will do what you can to stay far away.

- Do not, in any circumstance, talk to us without being spoken to first. If we do allow you to talk, please keep it to answers only. We spend our entire lives being told what to do by men, even though we never do the reverse.

- If a woman is standing anywhere near where you need to be, please just give up and find something else. Especially in supermarkets there's 'aisle-harrassment' where men think it is okay to get close to you only because they 'need' something from the aisle we're in.

These are just the basics, but I see men fucking this up all the time. Please mind these simple rules and help make the world a little more equal.
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>>34770333
Nice digits anon

terrible bait tho
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this is why i support islam
women in the west have lost touch with reality
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t.Hillary supporter.

Originally

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Why is it that all the cutest traps are only into girl/other traps? Seems counter-intuitive to me.
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>>34770138
>the manjaw brigade
>cutest traps
You obviously haven't met enough traps.
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>>34770138
because they're relatable
because they won't seek you for the futa/trap thing
because you can help eachother with the complications of transitioning

thats some of the reasons I did it when I did, turned out to be a miserable mistake because she was a sjw literally shaking tard

never again will I make this mistake
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popeye timber shift

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I've been lurking here for a while and it seems like life was very unfair to all of you. Most people here are unattractive, suffer from anxiety and thus socially awkward.
I'm on the same boat as you guys. But I'm starting to use a coping mechanism to deal with my low self-esteem. I try to forget about my many flaws and focus on the things that I'm good at. Maybe it is my mind trying to make me feel better. I don't know.

Here is what I like about me:

>I speak 3 languages and working on the forth
>I have a pretty good knowledge about politics,world history, science in general, philosophy.
>Love to program in my free time
>Love to play my guitar

All of those things are achievable if you put some effort.
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>>34770134
Lololol lol
lol lololol
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>>34770134
i can build computers and am ok at vidya
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>>34770134
these are all good... but you aren't Chad

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How do people rape? Like how do you maintain an erextion while a girl is just laying there crying?
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It's called sadism and being too aroused to care, idiot.
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Some people get off on it
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>>34770099
It's not being too aroused to care they genuinely don't care and get aroused because of her suffering. Lawl idiot

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What happens here? Is it the land of ultimate alpha males?
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8/10 made me laugh
in an original and fun new way
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>>34770067
Cameron confirmed for the ultimate beta name

> Surrounded by 2 countries named after their inhabitants
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>>34770067
>Chad has his own country while you still live with your parents

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I just called in sick to work again today. I'm really tired of the grind
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>>34769990
That's the best feeling in the world, isn't it? I always get butterflies in my stomach when I take the day off of work and I'm not supposed to. Just having that weight lifted is incredible. I get the warm fuzzies, then I crawl into bed and am just so pleased with the world.

When I was a kid and I'd fake sick or get a snow day, it was very much the same feeling, as well. Just wonderful, honestly.
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>>34770186
>that feel of "not supposed to be here"
i got it after playing 2 many video games and learning about teleportation cheat codes
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>>34769990
Wish I could but I live in my bosses living room so it's kinda hard to play sick.

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Arab dude here, why are blonde white roasties so attracted to us?

Don't they realise that most of us are religious and would never in a million years marry someone like them? At best we might have sex with them, but we'd still be disgusted by them and disgusted by ourselves for sleeping with them. Never in a million years would we consider introducing them to our parents, we almost always invariably end up marrying good virgin Arab girls from our home country to start a family with.

We have no respect for western white women, we think you're whores only good for fucking. We know this, you know this. Why keep throwing yourselves at us?
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>>34769928

you're the new outlet for parental revenge. Now that black guys are seen as normal and well adjused it's more hurtful to sleep with the terrorist associated ethnic group for stupid americans
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>Why keep throwing yourselves at us?

Does this actually happen though? Serious question, it seems pretty rare to see white women with arab men (at least by choice).
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>>34770139
Arab men would never date a white slut or be seen in public with one, it's a huge cultural stigma, their parents would disown them. But when it comes to sex, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

>Craig
>Barney
>Gus
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lou

billy

tucker

pat
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Boris
Harvey
Billy
Buba
Craig
Pete

>Any name that sounds like a dart, really
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>>34769856
ben
blair (fat fag name)

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>Gosh your skin is so warm. Do you mind if I come a little bit closer? There, that's better. No, it's okay, you can put your arm around me. It's nice actually. Jeez Anon we've known each other for weeks now and it's like you're still scared that any little mistake you make is going to make me lost interest. You're so silly! But that's why I like you. Really, it's fine. You can hold me as tightly as you want as often as you want. Lying here with you is the best feeling in the world..
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women would never say that or talk like that so these roleplaying threads only help further isolation of autists since theyll be disappointed when cute girls act completely unexpected
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Holy shit lmao, you men are really delusional. That's not how women talk, but keep writing these fictional fantasy texts I guess.
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>>34769818
Don't listen to the normies op, these threads are comfy.

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This, and everything it brings, is what's going to make me pull the trigger.
I just know it.
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just hire a prostitute you edgy fuck
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>>34769776
>tfw wish I could just be a virgin in love with hentai and lesbian erotica again
Roasties seriously are not worth how badly they ruin your life and place all these conditions on you
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>men literally go insane/depressed/angry/suicidal when they don't get sex or some kind of female attention
I'm convinced there's something fundamentally wrong with men.

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Has Chad ever cockblocked you?
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No. I never reach that point.
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>>34769515
Once. it was extremely bitter for me. I try to forget.
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Not Chad, but literally every girl I attempt to talk to has some guy already orbiting her
We always end up talking to each other more than with the girl, really makes you think.

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Why is slut shaming not allowed anymore but if a man visits prostitutes he is considered a loser? Isn't that a double standard?
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>>34769486
attacking women is what a woman does
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>>34769504

So it's to do with changing the way sex is bartered for by introducing money in lieu of our time and effort? So women don't like that because it can eliminate the need for men to even bother putting up with their standards and general nonsense?
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if you pay $300 for an orgasm you're being used, literally a slave to pussy

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What's that ">one" thing you're currently worried about /r9k/?
Guess I'll start.
>Buy onaholes
>Worried mummy might find boxes
>Break them up into a million pieces
>Flush it
>Worried about sewage blockage
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>never having any interest in a real life human
The only people I care about are fictional characters. I've genuinely fallen in love with fictional characters/fictional worlds. Real life humans/the real world is extremely uninteresting and miserable. I don't want to be alone forever, but I'm almost completely uninterested in actual people, and I can't form any strong emotional attachments to them. It sucks. I'm tired of this realm, I want to hang out with all my favorite fictional characters in a fictional world.
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>>34769485
> buy fox tail buttplug
> it's in my closet which is being renovated today
> hidden in make up bag
> hope no one opens it
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>>34769485
You really could've disposed of those much more efficiently, silly OP. At least it's only prosthetic muff to slip your wick into, and not some behemoth leviathan kawk to ride on shootings star with until your insides fall out toobeeonnest.

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>she has tattoos
>she likes motorcycles
>she has degenerate friends
>she has dyed hair
>she wears black eye liner
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>she has a vagina

probably the biggest red flag of all
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>>34769398
>Piercing not on their ears
Fucking disgusting.
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>>34769398
>black eye liner

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