>started acting like Dennis
>girlfriend says she's scared of me when I do that
Goddamn I like this.
I need to unleash my inner Dennis more.
Also, gf REEEE NORMIE GET OUT!!
forget dennis, is charlie /ourguy/?
>>39311403
Ya. I think Charlie is /r9k/, Dennis is /soc/, Mac is /pol/, and Frank is /b/. Not sure about Dee.
>he isn't following the trap guide
>he isn't doing squats and donkey kicks to make his butt bigger to attract bbc
>he isn't drinking enough bpa water
>he isn't strictly fapping to bbc at this point
It's almost like you don't want to end your suffering when the universe provided you with a way out.
>>39311297
>he isn't following the trap guide
give me the guide
>he isn't doing squats and donkey kicks to make his butt bigger to attract bbc
sometimes i do squats
>he isn't drinking enough bpa water
i drink a decent amount and even drink soymilk
>he isn't strictly fapping to bbc at this point
thats a good joke
>>39311297
>>he isn't following the trap guide
>>he isn't doing squats and donkey kicks to make his butt bigger to attract bbc
>>he isn't drinking enough bpa water
>>he isn't strictly fapping to bbc at this point
>
>It's almost like you don't want to end your suffering when the universe provided you with a way out.
Dumb sissy white boi
>>39311315
>he doesn't already have it
regardless, welcome to your new life
earn that dick anon
>Roommate cant keep up with rent
>Have to find a new place soon
How the fuck do I find an apartment they're all so fucking expensive in LA
Are you Ice Poseidon?
>>39311288
Sounds like you need a new roommate, not a new place
why not pitch a tent under an overpass
My fellow anons, I have about 50 hours from now to study about 2 years of latin and 1 year of maths for a recovery test. I'm thinking about not sleeping for all that time. Any tips about everything(studying and staying awake)?
Inb4 "gtfo here", write sonething useful pls
>>39311171
START NOW YOU DUMB FUCKER START NOW START NOW START NOW START NOW!!!!
>>39311227
this, sageing for your own good
>>39311171
you spent this time posting here? you'd spend more time reading the posts? you'd spend even more time replying to the posts?
what kind of useful thing we could say but start studying now?
The ultimate Antifa is coming to Texas tonight! 150 mph winds and three feet of rain are gonna be bashing the fash all over the state tonight! How does it feel Nazis? Drumpf can't save you now!
The major metropolitan areas of Texas are awash with minorities, anon.
We just watched a storm chaser probably die on periscope.
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRbYXWWKB
>>39311193
He's one stupidly brave lad.
How can I change my personality?
>>39311132
Fake it till you make it. Act as much like chad as you can. Believe you are chad. Thought becomes action, action becomes habiit, habit becomes character.
Don't fall for the burself meme, fake it till you make it is the actually useful normie advice.
>>39311132
Fake it until you become dead inside and it's not considered faking because there's nothing beneath the mask
>>39311132
Lots of LSD
Man, these are damn good cigs. Anyway, Anon? Wanna know a really crazy idea? Imagine /r9k/. But, good.
Since uni has started I've been smoking Black & Milds daily, usually on a late night drive killing some time to Black Flag.
Pretty comfy
Wow, your a genuis, Anon! Critical thinking skills you have here
>>39311127
what you smoke? I love turkish golds, light but tasty
If you have a full head of a hair and do not have any form of baldness whatsoever, YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!
END OF STORY!!!
I do! I am not a robot ! Should I just leeeeeeve?
>>39311057
>full head of hair
>deformed face
>5'2"
You cannot conclude someone's societal standing by their possesion of a single disposition, anon.
Am I a robot if I have hair on top but a receding hairline?
MY FRIENDS WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL YOU A STORY BEFORE BED I AM GOING TO BED
what luck i only listen to stories from bunnies
Make sure it has a happy end tho
THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO LIVED IN A HOUSE AND JUDY HOPPS KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR AND ASKED IF HE WOULD LIKE TO BE FRIENDS AND HE SAID YES AND THEY WENT TO THE COMIC STORE AND JUDY BOUGHT HIM HIS FAVORITE COMICS AND THEN SHE READ THEM TO HIM AND TOLD HIM WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND SHOWED HIM THE PICTURES AND THEN HIS MOM MADE JUDY AND HIM HOME MADE PIZZA FOR LUNCH AND THEY ATE IT IT WAS GOOD AND JUDY WANTED TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE SO THEY WENT THERE AND SHE BOUGHT ALL THE CARROTS AND IT WAS FUNNY THE END
>tfw Chad is out to kill me
How many sonic booms will it take?
I can't imagine that these fly bys are cheap.
>>39310926
what did you do anon?
origanelini
I didn't leave this place when I had a chance.
The worst part of it? I CALLED the FBI personally after Chris Mercer and requested they monitor this place.
lol ._.
Join shit server filled with lurkers and a semi active vc, everyone welcome
/RvTxg7f
>>39310896
this guy walks up to you and asks you to top him, wyd?
>>39310896
I just want a cute trap friend with benefits reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>39310933
Id rek that synthol boipucci any day
tfw no masturbation addict futanari gf
>>39310871
>tfw no gf
>image is of a trap
leave and never come back
>>39311282
you can clearly see her boob mound above her arm. also, you can't or didn't read
>>39310871
Why why why the fuck do I want this?
Yeah I'm not sexually dominant and don't have a confident/positive personality, but why can't I just be into gfd or mommy gf shit. It has to he futa and I have to be submissive.
I like women, I've only ever had crushes and attraction to women. Tits make my fucking day and I've gone to strip clubs just to look at them. But why is it that a vag does nothing for me? I'm not turned off or disgusted by it, but it's like looking at a mouth; just another moist hole.I can't deal with traps or trannies either because unlike a vag, the butthole disgusts the fuck out of me.
So all I'm left with is futa, it ain't even fucking real. Why must I suffer with this worst of fetishes. I just want to be able to have a regular romantic and se ual relationship that a woman and I can both enjoy.
6YUQCW
Come to the Robot Hideout on discord to get away from the normie invasion
NO illegal content
NO spam
NO normalfags
>>39310867
Ironically enough its the faggots that spam discord links that are not true robots. A real robot wouldnt socialize with anybody. You are just failed normans larping.
Get terminal leukemia
>>39311440
>a real robot wouldn't socialize with anybody
>posting on 4chan, socializing with others
why are all weebs so autistic?
>>39311522
Yea nice try normalshit. Its an anonymous imageboard, fuck off to facebook if you want shitty communities with identities tied to them.
What do girls see in these things? Do they really even like them?
They see themselves getting fucked, an important distinction from what a male sees when he sees female genitalia (he sees himself fucking the genitalia)
>>39310874
>They see themselves getting fucked
>an important distinction from what a male sees
speak for yourself
>>39311405
What do you mean, I'm >>39310874
You have ten (5+5) seconds to point out ONE (1+1-1) flaw in this photograph.You CAN'T.
Lorde is literally, L I T E R A L L Y perfect
>>39310812
>3D
>white
done.
>>39310812
What do you think her asshole smells like?
I'm scared if I don't say anything nice I'll keep getting sonic booms