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>>34845009
Take drugs
ridjrkrjfnrk

I'm seriously considering anti-psychotics because it's gotten to a point where I'm borderline crazy.

>>34845009
Internalize the literal FACT that the future is only a concept. It doesnt actually exist.

>>34844928
Your grandma died and the only thing you're sad about is losing your neetbux. That's kinda mean tbqh.

>>34844977
she's not dead, and i'm worried not sad

>not hiding the body and cashing her SS checks

>>34844922
hahah stay woke nigga like literally

>>34844947
i'm worried i'll fall asleepp for like 3 days any moment

You know that's actually really dangerous to trip on right? Good luck man

>staying round onii-chans one weekend
>got dole money so said I'll buy snacks for the weekend
>load up the basket with lots of shit that I like
>start getting nervous and say I might not be able to afford this after all
>onii-chan says he'll pay for it
>take it all home because he doesn't like it and get to pig out the entire week

DEVILISH

>>34844950
FATTY SISTER
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>>34844950
>be white
>go to safeway
>get handbasket
>fill basket with vodka and tendies
>exit premises
>???

>>34844852
>Would rather get back to my studies or vidya

Then get back to your studies or vidya then you dumb shit.

>>34844852
>>34844919
Yup, no need to make an attention whoring post on 4chan.

Since you don't care what the outcome is, casually ask her if she wants to get drunk at your place tonight. ;)

>>34844816
No, you should go. This happened with me too, and after that, every day I just started fearing going back to the class, thinking the teacher would make fun of me. Missed out a lot of course because of that. Face your fear anon. Otherwise you'll always be a slave to it.

>>34844816
Maybe you should do your homework and go to fucking class

>>34844816

If you miss one class, that's enough to ruin the entire class for you because of the rapid pace of material. I missed one class because of depression and ended up failing ever test after because I was lost. That was like 10 years ago, and now I'm a chef at Wendy's.

>>34844776
No, they genuinely appreciate knowledge.
You don't remember if you don't care.

>>34845622
hrm
ok
i thought we would get a thread going how smart people learn here

>>34846208
There's no secret to it, or different way to it, if you like something you're going to remember it, and read more about it, it won't even be studying because you're genuinely interested in it.

If anyone needs to actually "study", taking notes, reading multiple times, repeating and shit, it just means they don't care about the subject but need to memorize that shit for one reason or another.

>>34844667
There aren't a lot of "chads", if you're in the military you're going to be weird, in some way.
Pros
It's a good way to save money.
It looks good on your record
You get 50k for college
You get to shoot guns
Cons
It takes up most of your time
It takes away your freedom
It seems like an awful decision at first

Overall it's not a bad idea, I'm glad I joined but I'm also definitely ready to get out. Forced interaction will also help your autism

>>34844793
my uncle was in army for like 30 years so i always wanted to go for it but im scared of it because there are a lot of people

I'm going to enlist soon
There are all kinds of people in the military and as long as you do your job properly I'm pretty sure they won't mind you being silent/sperging out occasionally

serves you right, stupid asshole. youre just like the normies; trying to make fun of someone beneath you so you can raise your ego, except turns out youre in the bottom of the ladder. alone.

>>34844595
lol what a cuntbloxx

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>>34844629
Im sorry, but thats the only thing that makes me feel good...sadly

>>34844538
>you will never EVER have an ultra turbo submissive gf

>tfw you're an attractive dom female but normies don't like that

I just want a cute robot to call me mummy and be my good boy

>>34844573
>implying dom isn't what females call themselves when they're obnoxious bitches

Atleast you're prepared for next time!

Dude they design the bags with tiny little pee holes in them specifically so you can't do this. The real trick is to piss into the air just right so your golden stream arcs into your open mouth and down your eager throat. If you master this technique you won't have to leave your room to get a drink either.

>>34844532
Your pee is acid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvY_5ENtndY

LISTEN YOU FUCKERS, YOU SCREW HEADS
HERE IS A MAN WHO WOULD NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE, WHO WOULD....NOT......LET.....

LISTEN YOU FUCKERS, YOU SCREW HEADS
HERE IS A MAN WHO STOOD UP AGAINST THE SCUM, THE CUNTS, THE DOGS, THE FILTH, THE SHIT

HERE IS SOMEONE WHO STOOD UP

HERE IS.....

I have a parallel life to Travis right now:
>work night stocking shelves at a store
>take transit so I see all of the drug addicts, homeless and trash that pollute the city
>desperately lonely but have little chance to fix it
>work, sleep, eat, repeat

Taxi Driver was shit.

>>34844436
Im a little better off than a neet. I work as an IT support/computer operator in a warehouse. I make 13.50 an hour. Half the day i post all around the boards i frequent. The other half i do menial, easy tasks. I may be fired in the future because im too lazy to learn IBM cognos and im not really good at fixing computers. My bosses are wayyyy smarter than i am.

>>34844436
I'm close to being a NEET since I'm very lightly employed.

I guess the 2, 3 days of work a week, where I'm out of the house, are enough to keep me from killing myself for the time being

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>>34844436
>NEETs
>what do you do for work
> what do you go to school for

It's like sex, but in public.

>>34844411
What is sex in private like?

What is sex like?

>>34844408
pretty nice way of rationalizing the fact that he's not an entrepreneur lmao

>>34844518
Whatever you say. I'll be sure to listen to your advice seeing as how you've done much more with your life than he has.

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>>34844408
Schopenhauer said something similar.