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How do we eliminate fembot threads once and for all
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>>35205511
by accepting the fact that you share this planet with others and this world doesnt belong to just you
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>>35205511
you stop posting in them
stop trying to derail them
stop trying to call them roasties

you ignore anyone who claims to be female
they then go to /soc/ to get attention and leave here
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>>35205531
t. desperate sperg that makes fembot threads

ask a normie whatever the hell you want about life and [happiness].

also ballbusting in general
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>>35205492
and some more ballbusting
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>>35205492
you're not a normie if you like ballbusting
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>>35206213
>>35206213
fine a robot living a normie life, how bout that?

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What are some good mobile apps/chat sites where I can meet girls/fembots?

> Next to a large city; every girl on Tinder is a stuck-up hipster lliving in the city

> Omegle is Omegle

> Chatous has been overrun by niggers and dudes

> MeowChat has been overrun by third world subhuman bitches
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>>35205484
Your local library desu
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>>35205484
Why the hell can't brits speak English?
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/soc/ is worthless if you were wondering. Full of homosexuals just looking for quick hookups

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>stop smoking cigarettes
>start eating ungodly amounts of candy instead
why do I have to be doing something unhealthy at all times
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>>35205438
Gotta kill yourself one way or another.
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>>35205438
>why do I have to be doing something unhealthy at all times
because you subconsciously wanna act auto-destrucvtively?
or maybe you just have a gaping hole that needs constant filling. pick one
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It's you're Inner desire to speed up the process of dying.

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I think I have a gf now but I'm not sure
>post a joking status on Jewbook asking for someone to be my gf
>a girl who is my friend says shell be my gf and announces that she's single
Do I have a gf now?
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>>35205355
i don't know what to tell you since i have absolutely no experience with relationships and inside knowledge on what women really mean when they say and do stuff
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>>35205355
Why don't you be serious about it and ask her if she's messing with you or not? And don't be autistic about it either or send her a fuckton of retarded messages.
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>>35205355
Call her and ask her.

Why are people cucked to refugees?

>literally kill people
>rape women
>leech off taxes

Seems like people like being cucked nowadays?
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>>35205348
When you start wars you get refugees. We started a war in Iraq and now the people are fleeing our shitstrm. Well see another refugee wave after Trump starts the Iran war
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>>35205469
Or you know you could just tell them to fuck off and divert them to a country that cares. You didn't start shit you powerless serf, the American government did.
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Ergo you bare no personal responsibility for the welfare of persons displaced by Operation Iraqi Freedom.

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Which ancient civilization would you live in and why?
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>>35205346
None, it was a violent and (literally) shitty time. Don't kid yourself anon, you'd die of dysentery or some kind of disease in any ancient time.
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>>35205346
Greece. They kind of invented democracy. It was functional, it made a lot of good points. You could change shit as an individual.
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Wouldnt matter I was a sickly child and wouldve died in any of them

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>it's a "my sister's boyfriend is trying to talk to me again" episode
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>>35205326
going to need a source so i can go sub
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>>35205326
If he's older, ignore him.
If he's younger, laugh in his face and tell him to fuck off.
Same age, just tell him you don't want to be his bud.
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>>35205326
>it's another "anon thinks people complimenting his work, do so out of pity" episode

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I want to sexually please a NEET neckbeard fat robot anon, is that weird? I want him to sit on my face and do all kinds of degrading things to me.

i'm a boy btw
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Nah... it isn't. But if you lick their asshole, it will probably cross the line.
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I'm not fat or a neckbeard

but I am NEET

Wil sit - if you succ n fucc
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>>35205248
Trap up then m'man! You'll be a fucking virgin killer in no time faggo.

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Serious question, why do normies hate us so much? It seems like eventually they would move on, but they always persist.
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>>35205219
People tend to hate people who are different from them
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>>35205219
probably because
> Ugliness is a sin. Good looks are a virtue.
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>>35205219
They need something to shit on. It sustains them and gives them validation.

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Who here /yuckyandsmelly/?
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me cause i posted that video in the thread ironically

kys op
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she is cute though desu i dont blame you
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>>35205258
What thread mr
Plz tell

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What do Robots think of the LGBT community?

Do you have any family members, coworkers, friends, or classmates that are LGBT? How well do you get along with them?
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>>35205022

Lesbos- Not sure why they love beating each other so much. No other opinion
Gay men - While I might be biased because I am gay, I'll just say they're degenerates. Sadly, Liberalism will likely prevent any cure to homosexuality.
Bisexual- Whores and sluts, not much else to say
Trannies - Mentally ill people, 40% of which will commit suicide. Awful affliction.

Overall, not a big fan. Needs work 4/10
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>>35205022
>>35205083
>tfw unironically bi
>tfw it's my biggest reason for contemplating suicide on and off
>tfw even other anons don't like me

FUCK!
Why couldn't I have been born broken in a more acceptable way?
Being a fucking middle class white male who is actually bi is like being Satan to fucking everyone.

Why couldn't I have been gay? or trans? or even fucking straight?
Being a genuinely bi dude in this day and age is fucking suffering, you get the same disdain as fags, the same shame as trannies, the same hate as straight folks, only you get fucking nothing in return except being able to get your dick hard in pretty much anything you feel like sticking it in.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35205083
>"I'm one of dem good days"

t.edgy reactionary

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Fellow robots I come to share a story of hope with you all.

>Be me
>22
>Actually not bad looking 7/10 facial aesthetics
>Fine socially just never been great with flirting with women
>Have had girlfriends and sex but I had been single for like 4 years and sexless too since I was 18
>Back in August start getting really interested in older chick
>She's 33 has 2 kids(yeah im a cuck I know)
>We both become mutually interested and start dating
>Fast forward to now
>Been together almost 4 months
>I get along great with her son especially her daughter goes back and forth with me but thats whatever

few details about her
>Double d tits
>Really nice ass and legs
>She is heavier and does have scars from her c sections but is still really beautiful and no more than pudgy

She wants to have kids with me and shit and we've been just fucking unprotected since then and I know a lot of people are going to think she is just trying to try me I personally couldn't be happier. And, while we might fight sometimes, we generally have a good relationship and the sex is great and everything. She always gets off I always get off. I guess the point of my story is sometimes you find love where you would least expect it, and don't let yourself be so picky you miss a good opportunity.

Pic related it's what her tits look like but she weighs a few pounds less prob
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trying to trap me *
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>>35204998
If you have kids with her, its gonna be an autismo. Just a warning.
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>find love in the place u least expect it
>she's 33 meaning she's really desperate to settle
>wants to have the kid to seal the deal so you'd never leave her
>when you have the kid she's gonna get even fatter
You are being used by her and in the end, this will be the biggest mistake of your life if you anchor down

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Does /r9k/ like young Kellyanne?
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Don't you mean Based Kellyanne?
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>>35204972
>that look
weew
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>>35204972
She looks like a minor Archie comic character.

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Dig in anon, its not going to eat itself

Or are you gay as well as stupid and conservative?
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>>35204931
Girls that grow hair on their legs are gross. I only fuck naturally hairless women. I've only found one my entire life, so I've only had sex with one woman.
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those are hairy legs
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Only blonde women can be hairy and get away with it. Those legs are disgusting

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