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>>34134425
Happy birthday anon

Your just 19, Things can still turn around,
hopefully things will get better.

Aye happy bday anon i'm also 19.

Anon, I can wish you happy birthday over Vocaroo or something. If you want.

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>fell for the deenz meme
>fell for the oats meme
>fell for the trap meme
FUCK OFF I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

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>>34134409
O M E G A O I LS
M O
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G L
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>love sea food
>fish is expensive even though I live on a big fucking island and near the coast

>>34134278
Fucking 12 hours, whattt

>>34134309
I was bored so I figured I'd watch some porn
I didn't even realize how fast the time went
If any robots are getting depressed about >tfw no gf then you should try edging. It really makes you feel a lot better. I don't think I'll be fapping for a while now since I drained my balls to the absolute limit, and that means I have zero interest in the opposite sex.

>>34134362
If you're getting depressed just eat sardines.
>>34134409

Do you see how attractive she is? Can you imagine how many Chads have demolished her pussy?

>>34134297
True

I guess you can't really have a loyal gf with this personality type

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>>34134265
Weeb doesn't mean awkward or failure or loser anymore. My roommate is literally covered in women and I have seen him watching gochiusa.

just kill yourself opie

>>34134223
I just ignore them because I have no idea what to say to them and whenever I try it gets weird

>>34134223
>wonder what is wrong
>instead of exploiting it
they want the COCK you gay homo

>>34134196
That suck dude, I'm sorry. I had a similar experience, only my parents started out doing very well and then things just fell apart. I'm guessing that you're not getting replies because everyone on r9k is too concerned with virgin-hood and such.

Anyway, hang in there.

>>34134196
>I've been out of a commission from an injury and haven't been able to cook or clean
>we run out of food a lot and don't have variety because my parents became alcoholics recently
>have 3 cats the house smells like cat piss
That's a rough situation. I'm sorry that you've got to live like that.

>I've been cleaning the best I can but the sink is full of dishes and sucks
Start with the dishes?

>there's leaks in all the ceilings
Not much you can do there except put down some buckets I guess.

>the bathroom has cobwebs all over and a ton of shit I don't know how to clean
You have the internet, there should be nothing in that house you can't figure out how to clean.

>carpets are ripped up
I'd say buy some cheap rugs from a thrift store, but it sounds like food is the bigger concern.

>there's nothing I can do besides get a job and stay in this shit hole place in a cheap apartment
Poverty is an insidious trap, like quicksand. All I can say is to do your best and try to save up some money, maybe see if you qualify for government assistance of some kind, at least food stamps or something. Don't do anything like take a payday loan because those things will bury you in debt faster than you can blink.

Situations like yours make it seem outright unethical that we don't have a universal basic income of some kind, like some multi-billionaire really needs his 5th yacht while you're stuck in this hellhole.

Stay strong, OP. Don't give up hope for a better life. You can pull yourself out of this pit with perseverance, resourcefulness, and a bit of luck.

>>34134847
The worst part is my parents make money but have tons of debt and frivolous spending so we don't qualify for any assistance.

I can go to school tuition free cause my mom works for a college so I might take out a loan and move somewhere to get an apartment and a job and use public transit and take classes on the side.

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Gezuntheit

>polturds get btfo when they're out of their echochamber

lol you asked for it

>>34134195
>NAZI FROGS
I've never seen a meme become a meme.

>>34134178
not impressive at all Fail. No caek.
wtf, this is bull shit. omg that things face looks

An original bumperino.
>Select all images with street signs

Bumpity bump bumperino.

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>tfw have to get a job soon
>tfw can't be a NEET anymore

>>34134167
This is the fate of ALL NEETs.

not original

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>>34134103
FUCK YOU NEET. YOU AREN'T FUNNY. WHY DONT YOU TRY CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY INSTEAD OF DESTROYING IT. FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

I have the same, although it sometimes "clicks" and you stay buddies. Being in a group or "clan" will help with that.

>>34134081
I thought I had clicked with some girl I was talking to at the ge one time but the next time i messaged her she was only replying with lol. AKA the kiss of death.

I'll try talking in my clan but I feel like every time I engage in a group conversation I end up making everyone uncomfortable or something.
Maybe I see myself in too negative a light but I swear I'm unintentionally a massive buzzkill.

>>34134047
prob cuz u talk too much and ppl are just looking to play and not socialize too much, i like to just grind by my self and if some guy constantly talked to me like u seem to do i would just ignore u

>>34134035
Sorry you're so anxious anon. Hopefully it will get better.

You're afraid of talking to literally who's in a chatbox? I know that you're like that in real life but on the internet it's different. What can you fuck up? Just talk to them and see what happens. Most of the time it wont be anything incredible, but it can be a start.

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>>34134454
I can only post on 4chan.
It becomes more like a conversation in a live chat room. Not to mention I have a name there.
It's literally(figuratively) the same thing as talking in real life for me.

>>34133967
Yes.

orginger

He seems to be holding his dick so yeah

>>34133967
doesn't look like it t b h

>>34133938
Literately why
dude just eat sardines it will solve all your problems

>>34133938
You need someone who isn't from 4chan. Someone from here has the same flaws as you. A relationship will amplify these flaws. Like two alcoholics or drug addicts or fatasses. You will enable each other.

You need someone normal who will build you up.

Go outside.

>>34133987
>be urself xD
fuck off
if youre gonna reply, provide step by step instructions that apply to my situation, not vague horseshit

>>34133900
Didnt you get enough welfare money and food stamps over the last eight years :D yummy xD I don't even know i just jizzed in my pants Talk about American Bullshit!!! :D

>>34133944
Maybe he doesn't live in America. We don't have neetbux here.
I'm also interested in OPs question.

fedex

>always hiring
>comfy night shift
>benefits if you stay for a while
>good starting pay
>comfy drive home
what more can you ask for

Yes 100% you can also live with all the other people who did that in skidrow

>>34133871
I don't wanna be in skid row

>>34133846
>no professional skills or education
you'd be living like a mexican anon.

pick a more comfy town with a lower cost of living