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Does anyone eIse do this?
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You'd be retarded if you didn't.
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>>38771076
Oh yeah.
If the street's busy I duck into a shop and wait for the black to pass.
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>walking down the street
What is this, /o/? Get a car you poorfags

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Have one of these been done recently?

http://ricepuritytest.com/

how degenerate are u:?2
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I got a 97, I bet some degenerates get below 30.
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>>38771005
96 here, just the porn and I have gotten mires from grills.
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Got a 56. Being a fag may have something to do with this.

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Anybody here /livingalie? People think I'm a hard worker quiet guy when I deal on the side. I also haven't told my parents, siblings or other relatives my address cause of what might happen
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>>38770995
Who says a drug dealer can't be a nice, hard-working guy? Drugs are a business. You're not some shady badass just because you buy and sell drugs
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>>38771019
It's weed to middle schoolers. It's pretty easy too cause I look young so I blend in.
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>>38770995
how to get into dealing?

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Draw something, /r9k/. I don't care how shit it is, just post it here
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Drew a little futaba because she is me
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I don't know why, but I made this.
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>>38770942
I like drawing, it is relaxing

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sam hyde is literally a fucking icon to an entire demographic. when they kill a icon they are killing a demographic

damn why did I have to love the best
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>>38770898
What are they doing to sam? What's going on?
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what happened to sammy gunz this time?
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>>38770911
literally just look it up

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>there are rich NEETs on this board who have enough money to be set for life, travel the world, eat exquisite meals, and buy any comfort and convenience you desire... yet are still completely miserable and depressed.

Explain yourself, you ungrateful fuckwads.
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>Wealth = happiness
???
Its like I'm in economics class again and the guy who unironically wears a fedora poses this exact same question
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>>38770892

To what end? What is the purpose of money? What would you do? How much money would you need to do what you want?
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im under 25
worth a couple million
still chill here 90% of the time lmao

money wont make u happy dude

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Goddamn guys, look at this fine as black girl. She is so fuckin foiiiiiiiine. Slay girl, slay!
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holy fuck this girl is hot, way better looking than white bitches
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>>38770873
why do white people do this shit
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>>38771016
do what? this is a fine ass sista, not some basic white bitch

If you went back in time ~30 years and your mom wanted to fuck you, how would you respond?
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Would reject her because she look fugly back then with her silver canine tooth and her 80s hair... YUCK. Post modernism was a mistake.
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>>38770792
by becoming a shakey mess
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>>38770792

"no thank you" just like momma taught me to say

Batubara
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>>38770732
>>/leddit/
and this meme is way over used and forced.
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>>38770732
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba bennisssss
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>>38770732
keckled

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I want my doggo back. why did you have to leave me you piece of shit. who else will keep me company and warm me up in bed.
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>>38770677
Lol faggot. Good riddance.
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>>38770677
My cat died a few weeks ago too, anon. How are you?
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>>38770677

My dog of 16 years died last year. It changed me as a person, I know that I didnt handle it well that when my mom dies, Im probably gonna go crazy. I was close when my pet died

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How does one go to a bar? I'm of legal age and I know of one about a mile from my house but I'm not sure how it all works. No one around me drinks anything or is too cheap to drink anywhere but at home.
So I'm guessing you just stroll on in, take a seat, then someone comes up to you and asks what you want? Then after you've had your fill how do you pay?
Or am I just trying way too hard and going to a bar by yourself isn't even normal?
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you go in and ask for a whatever drink you want. then they'll ask if you want your tab open or closed then you pay. open = keep ordering and they bill u at the end of the night
closed = pay just for that drink then

then you sit down and drink until you build up the courage or someone approaches you
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>>38770649
Yeah you need some friends to go to a bar to actually enjoy it, you'd just look like a loser if you went by yourself.
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>>38770709
what if you just stare at a TV and pretend you like sports

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> be me
> 15
> for some god awful reason my family enrolled me into a dance class
I hated it
> kids at school made fun of me
> usual shit like calling me a pussy or a ballerina
no idea why it offended me so much
> anyway, have to go to dance class every tuesday and thursday after school as well as on saturday
> parents said I only had to go for a month because they paid for the class on a monthly basis
> no payment, no classes
> fine
> go to the studio for first day of hell
> holyshit.jpg
> right in front of me was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen
> she was two years older than me
> red head with smooth skin and freckles that bridge across her nose
> her name was Lily
> "Ohhh she's cute anon!"
Oh god
> mom's voice echos throughout the studio, like screaming in a gymnasium
> everyone heard, including Lily
> her freckles disappear as she blushes, hard
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> Scream "bye mom" as I sprint into the bathrooms
> Come out 15 minutes later
> People felt my pain, nobody mocked me out of pity
> Lily still looks pinkish
> Walk up to her to try and apologize for my mom
"Uh... I-I'm sorry for embarassing you, my mom is retarded sometimes"
> Lily let out a little chuckle
Sweet heavens her laugh was one of the best sounds I've heard
> Says its okay, and introduced herself
> "I'm Lillian but you can just call me Lily"
"Hehe okay, I'm Anon"
> We were partners for that day
> Dad picks me up at 7 because its om his way home from work
> Actually excited to go back for next dance class
> We always partner with each other
> She could dance to any style and any dance
> Ballroom, Swing, and Salsa, didn't matter
> Teaches me more that those stupid classes ever could in a month, in just a few hours.
> Parents suprised that I actually want to keep going to classes, but happy that I am finally into something
> Eventually Lily and I are the best in the class
> Teacher reccomends us to represent them in a competition
> One week trip to Billings, Montana
> Parents say okay
> Cont?
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>>38770618
Sure, I want to hear a normie sob story
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Hurry you fucking piece of shit continue
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>>38770618
IS THERE anything BETTER THEN A GIRL BLUSHING?

Pacific Northwest(Vancouver/Seattle/Portland) or Northeast(Boston/NYC/Philadelphia)?
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>>38770582
NW
>obnoxious whites and asians
>expensive
>legal weed
>nice scenery
NE
>criminal blacks and spics
>very expensive
>legal weed only in Boston and no dispensaries
>very developed

NW if you're a pothead
NE if you're a richfag
If neither look elsewhere
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I live in the PNW and it's the comfiest place on the planet
>qt asians everywhere you look
>gorgeous scenery literally everywhere
>weed is legal

New England is pretty too, but doesn't have a lot of the pros that the PNW has. Both pretty much share their cons
>everyone is an sjw
>super expensive
>hipsters
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>>38771679
asians are disgusting, so is weed

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would any of you guys be interested in a routine thread on learning Japanese? I know Japanese and I'd like to teach it to fellow anons, but I don't know how well the thread will go over. I tried before and got a negative reaction
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>>38770565
that sounds wonderful
are you a native speaker or did you learn it? if you learned, where did you start?
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Mods are no-fun/trap-threads-only FAGGOTS so you'd probably get deleted and told it belongs on /jp/ or something, but if they don't delete it I'd probably lurk the threads for awhile until I feel overwhelmed and go back to my brainlet ways.
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>>38770565
That sounds fun, anon. I would love to learn Japanese, anon. At least it would be 100x better than most other threads on this website.

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why won't she talk to me? why doesn't she like me back?

she never starts a conversation and rarely replys back. she goes a month and a half without talking to me. i can't stop thinking about her but she doesn't seem to care about me.
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I am like that with people sometimes, even people I care about and desperately want to connect with. She might have anxiety issues or have trouble socializing.
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>>38770548
fuck her then, she knows i have trouble socializing, but somehow she doesn't want to talk to me, we're supposed to be really close.

at least i want to be really close to her.
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>>38770673
anyway ill be right back

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