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itt be postive about your life
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>>39528364
I will die a painless death hopefully.
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my parents love me and i have food and shelter

i see a lot of richbots saying they would trade their wealth away just to be loves by their parents

what a bunch of parasite lying fucks
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I'll probably be able to live on my wagecuck income and not suffer terribly much for a few decades

>tfw unironically look like that boy on the left

not even joking, I'm 21 fucking years old and look like a 12 year old fag
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>>39528362
guess that makes it sort of okay for you to be looking at pictures of 12 year old girls, well almost at least
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>>39528362
eat more, lift more you fucking faglord
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>>39528362
have you tried working out? that boy has decent facial structures

>Gee, I sure am happy you asked me out, Anon. Sorry I flaked on your soup. You're the best thing to happen to me since Vanicream.
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>>39528350
is she a molerat
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I bet this bitch would suck the soul out ur dick tho
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>>39528350
Sheeeeeiiit that bitch is ashy.

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This is so true. Pure, beautiful, wife material asian can never compare to the likes or Marylin Monroe, the original roastie whore.
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>>39528295
She's so beautiful I want to cry. Please take all my paperboiis, I would rather have her instead.

Unironically though, I really want her.

All the white women I find attractive are usually lesbians...
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Why are gooks so disgusting compared to white women?
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>>39528391
Gotta convert to Islam if you want her.

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Ahhh...tut tut tut

Enjoy your three day weekend, wagecuck? I hope you celebrated the one day a year your hard work gets noticed. Now get some rest tonight, Mr. Shekelberg is going to want you in the office at 7am sharp.

Me? I'll be eating a Subway sandwich and practicing my Japanese before going to the gym tomorrow. Have fun!
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>>39528292
Imagine being so depressed at your lack of societal worth that you have to post things like this. Learning a new language and for what? To be able to read hentai? Get a grip, man.
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>>39528315
Shouldn't you be in bed ragie wagie?
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Hello fellow NEET. How was your consecutive holiday? Wagies don't realize everyday is a holiday for us. I just got back from a charity speech for Harvey victims. Told them about the comforts of a NEET lifestyle. Many wagies will be rebuilding for them. I told them to take advantage of Government assistance. I received a well adorned applause. Tomorrow I'm going undercover in my armored car I bought using NEETbux. I will be going around stealing Wagies' checks. They will never suspect a thing. Fucking wagies.....

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Im so fucking lonely and i feel awful
can anyone tell me what to do?
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>>39528228
Just
Beeeeeeee
Yourself
Not origibot
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haha we are all suffering great pain
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>>39528228
where do you live anon have you tried going to church?

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What's wrong anon? what's troubling you, what's making you feel sad? you can tell me just let it all out.
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>Nothing gives me pleasure
>Very weak willed
>Fearful
>Socially isolated online and irl
>Failed many college classes and am only taking two right now and if I don't get good grades in them I'm out for good
>Hard physical labor job
>Barely knows what's going on
>Existential angst
>Guilt
>Wishing for death but can't kill myself
>Have wanted a gf since I was 4 and feel like wanting one has consumed too much of my life so I accepted that I will be alone for my entire life and will never have sex
>Became celibate (not entirely by choice but it was a symptom of my circumstances and hurt ego)
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>>39528176
that is my favorite movie.
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>>39528176
>coal miner
says it all

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Why hasn't /r9k/ taken the rainbowpill?

>You're not a normie but receive social protection anyway
>Sex with all the cute guys you want
>Never deal with vapid whores
>AMAZING blowjobs
>Can talk about everything from football to comic books to politics
>24/7 horny, no need for a "mood"
>Nobody judges you for being weak or submissive
>Loads of guys will show you the ropes
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Vagina feels pretty good tho my dude
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I want to impregnate a vagina
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I have too much pride to sink that low

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is trailer park living really as bad as everyone says

anyway on to the main question
I'm looking to save money, and that means I'm looking for low cost living. my first thought was a trailer park, figuring that they can't all be that bad. my plan was to look for police department crime logs of wherever the trailer park is at to find which ones are safe and which are really as bad as stereotypes, but I have a problem: I don't even fucking know where trailer parks are. I tried google maps search for it but the results are only with either with trailer park in the actual name (so pretty few) or RV parks/campgrounds (not what I want)

what do i search to find/where do I find an actual trailer park
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Why would you want to live in the white person version of a ghetto? You'll just get your shit stolen and sold for meth or opioids. I suggest you buy a cheap plot of land, buy a cheap trailer, and park it there. Trailers are great options and far better than expensive apartments or an actual house, but fuck trailer parks.
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>>39528423
don't have that much money up front and don't think I can get a loan for that, a depreciating asset
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>>39528423
>cheap plot of land
And enjoy the lack of water pipes in or out, power lines, no phone or cable lines for internet...

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>tfw you poorfag and have to play a single game forever and you get board of it
>its not online so i cant make friends
>the game is only making my depression worse but i have nothing else to do
>wat do

btw this is the game
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>>39528101
Cavemen didn't have this problem. Go outside.
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>not just pirating shit
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>fallout 4
>not new vegas

I see why you're depressed. F4 is shit and this is coming from a huge fallout fanboy. Bethesda shit the bed with this one. I hate that obsidian will never make another fallout.

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>people that say "oh they have problems too" when you point out that someone has life on easy mode

this is such a fucking meme

propogated by subservient cucks that are afraid to call out those that are privileged
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>>39528095
They might have an easy life, but they themselves will also experience eternal nonexistence
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>>39528358
do you mean how they will die eventually?
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>>39528095
No it's not, it's called you being shallow-minded and unable to see things from different perspectives. You're literally stunted in your mental development and can't possibly comprehend that other people might have a different set of issues and problems than you do, all you see is the idealized version of these people because you crave to be them. Once you've hit that next level of class in a society, new issues arise, you have to contend with the others in your class, you have to subscribe to their norms and their expectations, changing your life just to stay on the bottom-most tier of their lifestyle.

Pull your head out of your ass for once, anon, for fuck's sake, it's embarrassing how closeted you are.

t. $20k annual wagecuck

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>Who is she Robots?
>I know she's been here before
>I know she has a story
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>she

Poor OP doesn't know.
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>>39528107
newfag lurk more and fuck ciara posters
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>>39528091
She is the pinnacle of a fembot take that as you will it won't help your situation either way

I say fuck bitches get swole and get money

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Have any of you actually been diagnosed with autism/aspergers/other forms of retardation or at least related to someone who has? Honest answers only please.
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>>39528042
No, I recently got back my psyche eval and had very low odds for autism. I've known many autistic people in my life though and can identify them. Autistic people tend to hate me. So does everyone else though so that's not strange.
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No, but everytime anons post the asperger's test, I get a 99% likelihood of being an ass burgers. My parents wanted to take me to a psych several times and i just said no and cried and they didn't make me go.
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I've been cursed with ass burgers
I've fixed most of it with brute fucking force, but i still got minor issues that fuck my shit up some days

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Listen to me. Read this book. Read it carefully, actually digest the information within. It is not a miracle, it is not a wonder worker. But if you actually digest this information, and do your very best to apply this to your actual life, you will see improvements you haven't dreamed of. I know I'm going to get called a faggot and told to gtfo, but if it helps one robot it's worth it. Read it.
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>>39528026
What does the book mold you to become exactly?
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>>39528026

>Tfw made $15k in Crypto
>Tfw retarded NEET trader who buys whatever /biz/ tells me to
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>>39528536
It doesn't mold you into anything. It is a framework with which you can choose to accomplish things. Basically, how the power of thought and the subconscious can be manipulated into physical manifestation. No memes, it works.

>work out
>be hygienic
>groom yourself
>dress nicely
>act like Chad
That's all it takes boyos
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>>39528020
who the fuck is Chad and why do i keep seeing him on r9k?
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>>39528290
My cousin's name is Chad and every day /r9k/ tells me things about him I didn't know.
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>>39528290
Chad is who you could be if you just believed.

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