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I just want a cute catgirl(male) to marry and watch anime with, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
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No one cares what you want.
Except for you.
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>>35710926
>IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Not really, but you'd probably reject most of the volunteers anyway.
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Fucking waste of resources tbqh senpai
>be me
>be bi
>be manchild
>like anime and vidya
>clinically depressed
>alcoholic attempting recovery
>in polyamorous relationship with guy and girl
>have 3 side girls you smash at least once a month
>be mildly successful at picking up random girls as well
If I'm not a Chad, what am I?
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>>35710898
you're a slut, senpai.
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good looking aspie
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>>35710898
A liar
Orgnel
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>come home for holidays
>try to kiss big sister, accidentally kiss her on the lips
>have to share bed with her cause cousins are staying
>no heater in bedroom, have to cuddle up right against big sister
>feel like I need to pee all night, hold it in
>wake up with massive boner, my face an inch away from her passive sleeping face cuddled against me
>my boner pretty much right above her pussy, only a small amount of fabric separating our genitalia
>uncle and aunt call us to breakfast
>big sister wakes up sleepy eyed, smiles at me
>tells me she wants to stay in bed with me a bit longer, pulls her arms around me and pulls me even closer into her
>my raging boner about to soak both our pjs in my semen
She's 7 years older
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>tfw no oneesan to cuddle
I wish I could be you
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That's pretty fucking gross
KYS
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>>35710858
>KYS
>kiss your sister
He already did
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>tfw references needed even for part time minimum wage
I-I guess I'll just stay on neetbux then....
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>>35710749
Welcome to the post-Women's Rights job market.
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>literally lied and gave random numbers with made up names
>implying they will call
>implying even if they do it matters
>always get the job
references are usually ignored OP dont worry about it, you can just use family members if youre that paranoid
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>buy burner
>put on accent or sound older
>give generic response. don't talk yourself up too much
It's literally that easy.
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Why haven't you killed yourself?
Also
At what age did you realize you'll be lonely forever and how did you get over it?
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Because killing myself is a stupid idea as their is much to learn
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>>35710722
Because age of robo waifu awaits us
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>>35710722
because my mommy keeps giving me money and my little brother looks up to me a lot and I don't like to think of him being sad.
Also I just stopped caring about needing to be with someone, they'll treat you like shit eventually
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>I was THAT KID
>cheap ass jokes
>argue with the teacher
>be alone every break
>run like naruto
>watch manga
>be early at every class beacuse no one to hang out with.
But here the reality of that kid
>he was a absurdist without knowing it.
>ran away from the cynical reality in animay
>didn't realy care about ppl and just found them boring and stereotypical. Without real pleasure for him to be around them.
>never understood why ppl feel the need to talk to eachother or relate to a group or a country
>just bieng schizoid
>now has accepted the cynism and stupidity
>is a misanthrope
>has stop to whatch animay cuz it became stereotype and boring.
>listen, wear, speak and discover new trend b4 enyonelse.
>indie
>ppl now tries to copy
>hipster
>still just want to be https://youtu.be/THMGdN7BjbY
>GET YOUR OWN FUCKING STYLE NORMIES REEEEEEE
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>>35710698
kill yourself
i mean it unironically
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How the fuck you watch manga??
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>>35710800
I hope you die to. <3 faggot
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Robots, what do I do? I think I'm a lesbian but I don't have feelings for girls. I want a family too. I'm just not attracted to guys physically that much
I'm like bi leaning lesbian :/
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>>35710690
If you're physically attracted to the same sex you are gay. If you are attracted to both you are bi.
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>>35710705
but im not really turned on by guys like that unless i have feelings for them
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helppppp am I lesbian
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Anons. Post picture of a nice moment of you life.
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>>35710542
What the fuck is that? TNA?
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My pupper playing in the snow this winter. I'm on my phone so sorry if the image flips around.
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>>35710564
Full destruction, a promotion managed by ex wwe spanish comentator Hugo Savinovich
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Sorry I'm bad at English and am drunk so my English will be very bad but have you been molested before or did incest thing?
>be me
>born in poor part of Japan
>many yankee and yakuza in town
>yakuza tell father he must pay money to them and if he does not pay money then they will destroy his shop
>one day when I'm 8years old they demand money and sex with me
>father says no and fights yakuza
>gets hurt
>I am raped every month until 15years old
sorry for bad English I did my best but not good enough
anyone else know this feel?
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I think I was molested by my uncle looking back. I didn't really know it was bad cause I was around 8. I didn't really care because I had worse struggles to deal with and I rarely saw him as well. But I got over it. I hope you get over your problems as well anon.
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>>35710616
How did it happen?
And are you male or female?
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>>35710510
are you a man or a woman?super original comment
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Guys i was about to fuck a friend of mine yesterday when i couldnt get it up. I ate her out for a bit but i couldnt get it up. I just recently got dumped and havent fucked a girl in about a week. What can i do to force my boners?
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be heterosexual or even just bisexual
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>>35710487
Ever thought maybe you're gay? Just a thought
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>>35710506
No this is the first time its happened, fucked a good amount of girls. Just been depressed from the breakup and thought this would help but it didnt so much
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Why is it everyone in the "asexual" movement is a pervert who engages in the most horrible sexual acts imaginable?
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>>35710444
asexual= not sexual so if they"engages in the most horrible sexual acts imaginable" thier not asexual
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>>35710444
I wish I was asexual instead of being a faggot
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>>35710444
As an asexual I think you've made a mistake
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>his favourite video game is Dark Souls
>my vagina when
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Heh... Don't worry m'lady, I only play games for REAL men that make you use your brain, like M'orrowind. Not the mindless drivel they pump out these days.
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>his favourite video game is candy crush
>my vagina when
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>>35710371
That's right, you don't have a vagina.
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>you will never impregnate a darkskin black woman with your white seed
Just kill me please.
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I'll also never swim up shit river with my mouth open but you don't see me stating it like you, OP
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>>35710354
I already have, I have faith in you to do the same one day OP
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why would you have a black child as a white men
>tfw have big ass
>as a guy
End me
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>>35710337
You'd be surprised how many women actually like that.
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Who doesn't like a big ass though
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>>35710337
Do you look like this but white/asian/ ???
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Why aren't you reds yet?
>Call each other Comrade
>Free tendies
>Protection from Nazis on /pol/ who would shoot robots, because autism
>Wear fluffy hats
>Cute commie girlfriend
>Kill rich people
>Send liberal normies to gulag
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>>35710273
>the state cuts the power of your house at night and masked men take you away never to be seen again because your neighborg thinks you are a traitor
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I would still be at the bottom of society even if we lived in a communist one. And I think you would be too, OP. That is why any kind of -ism is normie as fuck
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Lemme get this out of the way before an actual retard says it
NOT REAL GOMMUNISM