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Femanons, have you ever thought about the boners you cause in underage boys?
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hate myself too much to just think that I can cause a boner. So no
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>>38701361
a train of young boys running on you is the greatest thing to lift that self esteem up you vapid cunt
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well you dick head 13year old girls look like fucking models now and 15year old normies fuck like crazy. So an old ass bitch like me isn't much of a stare
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>Mtg players are predominantly white
>Yugioh players are predominantly black
Is there any explanation for this phenomenon?
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Yeah, mtg actually requires some intelligence.
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the only depth to yugioh is deciding whether you'll put a card face up or down
mtg actually has a learning curve
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>>38701677
I just like Yugioh's aesthetic
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ITT: post comfy photos/drawings
or post them to my new website ;)
http://comfyarchives.ddns.net/
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Comfy video game is comfy
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>this is currently the most popular game on Steam
What the fuck went wrong with PC gaming?
Who can I blame?
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Blame calladoody
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>>38701251
blame streamers/youtubers and brainlet sheeple
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>>38701251
Modern Warfare was the beginning of the end.
Valve's monopoly over PC gaming is at fault for supporting the ocean of shit.
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">be me"
">move to America in early 2000s w/ mom & dad"
">about 10"
">coming from former soviet union"
">America is the land of oppertunity sas dad"
">you can grow up to be anything you want to be says mom"
">start going to american school and bullied for accent"
">good at math though"
">teacher tells my parents I need special tutoring"
">dad says no, later says it's a scam and the schools are a just trying to con us"
">both parents are working but money is tight"
">I am having trouble learning to read in English and dad starts getting violent, says I'm lazy and hits me a few times"
">still good at math though"
">first Christmas in america is soon"
">dad starts ranting about american capitalism and how it just turns people into a numerical value, how Americans worship money, how we send our sons to die for oil while we throw parades with petrol ran floats, how my plastic toys will be in a landfill longer than i will be alive..."
">ask him why he came here"
">he just looks at me and says: your mother made us come here"
">later ask mom and she says: so you could have a future"
">feel loved, feel like i need to do something great for them and their sacrifice"
">decide I want to be a doctor, maybe a heart surgeon"
">dad starts disappearing and reappearing"
">mom says he's cheating on here w/ a woman overseas"
">when he comes back they fight, sometimes physically"
">hard to focus on school work"
">still want to do well but not sure I can"
">parents think I'm lazy, teachers think I have a disability, I just want to have friends and live a normal life"
">but i can't, dad later calls me socially retarded"
">dad disappears right before I start 8th grade"
">mom is either never home or asleep"
">still want to be a doctor, ask mom one day about it"
">she laughs and says that I'm going to need to sell a kidney to afford med school"
">realize how poor we are when my mother can't afford to give me $10 for a school field trip"
">realize how F!@#$ my future is"
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>>38701233
why did you put quotations around everything
now i cant read your faggot shit afuckasd
i want to ms
lol
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because i have migrated to this site as a refugee from reality in order to tell the story of my life
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I guess previous writing style was incorrect. please allow me to continue.
>joined military after high school
>USMC infantry, pretending to be a chad but sucking at it
>hazzzzzzzzzzzzed hard
>family friend from overseas said a man matching dad's profile jumped in front of train in metro...very messy
>forgave my dad
>decided to commemorate dad w/ a tattoo
>went to afghan
>gf cheated on me
>drank alot for a few years
>almost died in motorcycle accident
>out of the military and staring college
>think that I want to be an engineer, work on medical equipment for amputees and disabled people
>mom says dad is still alive and shows me his FB
>spend months drafting a message
>I want him to know I'm somebody, that I'm trying to go somewhere w/ my life...
>send it to him, a day later he reads it...never responds...
>sudo apt-get install hatred
>I see he had two new sons
>sudo apt-get install revengewillbemine
>change major to cs
>realize that spending a life in-front of a screen was where I was meant to be
>realize that every time he yelled at me to get off the computer so he could look up pron was just a nail in the coffin which would be his downfall
>discover his professional account
>he writes for a communist new site
>site's security is widows vista level garbage
>dictionary attack: password is anon123
>...he remembers me, the password to all his emails, Instagram, fb, it's me...my name
>reading through his messages on fb
>anon is the name of his youngest son
>he reused my name
>sudo reboot
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Can anyone post some good music? Preferably instrumental/electric. I can't find anything I like
no rock or metal
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Do you have anything you like that someone could maybe work off of?
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>>38701206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-GWjzw0GwQ
but something that isnt boards of canada please
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>>38701270
Fuck I was gonna post boards of canada
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I'm going to fuck a girl in five minutes what should I say when I'm cumming in her. This is not a drill.
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dubs get it.
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Op is a faggot xD
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wat in tarnation
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Yo, anyone wanna talk about anything at all?
I'm just a loser who never amounted to anything and live at home at over 30 with no education or skills. I work for $75 a day washing dishes for some asshole. He made this sweet, funny, pretty, hardworking girl quit in tears. He fucking yelled at her with his booming Greek accent about charging coffee a certain way or some dumb shit.
In a few hours I'm totally talking to him about it and a few other things on a personal level. Gonna show up to work before opening to talk to him about it. Putting my job and honor on the line straight to the boss' face. I'm actually excited.
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dont pussy out we need more people doing this, bosses like that are scum and should be shot in front of their families
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>>38701142
>$75 a day
Yo how many hours is that?
That's roughly how much I earn by tutoring on my laptop 3-4 hours a day 7 days a week
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Dont be a white knight you turbo-fag.
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/r9k/, I can't ask this on /fit/ because they treat me like shit and don't understand that I don't want to eat healthily.
I'm willing to completely give up eating most food, but I need to know exactly how I need to go about this. I want to be skelly. I hate feeling fat constantly.
I'm 5'3 and probably 140 pounds.
Can anybody give me advice on how to do this?
>Also, weight loss thread.
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>>38701139
>I don't want to eat healthily.
>I want to be skelly. I hate feeling fat constantly.
pick one
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Literally just count your calories everyday with a calorie tracking app. Put in everything sing thing you eat. Eat 1500 calories or less a day. I've lost 60 pounds since December doing this
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Eat a bunch of brown rice with everything. It'll make you feel full but it has barely any calories. Never, ever drink soda.
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What are your thoughts on the hunchback of notre dame? Was it escapism for ugly robots? Regardless, pic related sure does bring some extreme nostalgia...
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>>38701105
> Was it escapism for ugly robots?
No. if anything it showed that no matter how nice of a guy you are, girls would still choose an asshole chad over you.
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>>38701105
I didn't really like it. The art style felt all rigid and Europe-y.
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>>38701128
I thought hunchback got the girl in the movie?
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Have you hailed Eris today?
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PADS HER BREASTS
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>>38701243
>tfw came here to say the same thing
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Sure is 1960s counterculture in here
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Jesus Christ you fuckers weren't kidding about the cock carousel thing.
Which retard decided to have a baby with the most popular porn star since like 2014?
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>>38701090
Thats Remy la Croix by the way
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>>38701236
I wonder if the father is of the negroid persuasion.
>Mommy I was surfing Dogfart.com and saw a pic of you with a big nigger dick up your asshole, what was that about?
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>>38701319
>blacks in blondes
>brunette
Is this what happens when blacks run a porn company?
Captcha: select skirts, they're dresses
Pottery
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ITT post times you tried and failed at being a normie
>about to clock off shift at work
>there's always a bunch of guys talking and making jokes around the clock out area
>I always bolt as soon as possible
>some Chad stops me this time and says "hey anon why are you always in such a rush to get out of here"
>from what I've observed normies like bantering so I figure I'll try to be funny for once
>say your mom doesn't like me to keep her waiting
>nobody laughs absolute silence
>he pauses and says "o cool well see you later I guess"
>face turns bright red and feel absolutely humiliated
>drive home and stay up all night haunted by the cringe
At least nobody tries to stop me when I go home anymore
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>>38701068
You idiot, you shoulda told him you where just kidding. Too late now i guess, but you can always make amends by letting him know that your just autistic and just want to suck his dick in the bathroom with all his buddies watching
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>IS A LIBERAL
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If you were Chad everyone would have laughed.
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>tfw you haven't masturbated to a real woman in years
Is there no turning back?
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>>38701066
Nice dubs.
But no, just stick to regular porn and eventually you'll come back around. I used to only get off to traps for the longest time and thought it all to be over, but I managed to make my way back to regular women, and eventually to Lesbian.
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>>38701066
any tips on how to fap to 2d?
idk why but my dick doesnt get hard off of still images. i need movement and sound and shit. idk.
any help would be very appreciative. i wanna start fapping to 2d real bad.
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>>38701118
>>/h/
Problem solved.
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>see a pregnant woman standing at the train platform
>get the intense urge to push her into the tracks
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>>38701032
r u mentally ill anon
im legit worried
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Now show me on the doll where mommy touched you
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>>38701107
and u r legit mentally healthy anon
you should stay back at >>>/reddit/