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>>34207190
Awesome, I'm super happy for you.

That's legitimately more of an accomplishment than most of this board can say they've done with their day.

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>>34207212
Thanks friend no one has said anything that nice to me lately.

>>34207190
You didn't even give me a chance to guess. What kind of show are you running here?
>>34207212
Today I, personally, took a shower.

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>he has a gf
>he complains

FUCKING NORMALFGAS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOAR DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP figured out that girls don't fix all your problems? Oh wow

Surprise Surprise

after you had sex a few times and she isn't the ultimate love of your life the relationship will start to grind on you

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>>34207154
dang, that's awful patrician

>>34207188
educate me fampai i'm a pleb

>>34207277
>educate me fampai i'm a pleb
I wasn't being sarcastic, I thumbs up'd that

They're dead.

I'll never love again

I've got a tabby cat. He's very, very mean and generally doesn't like to be touched.

I have guinea pigs. Worst fucking pets ever. No, I'm not just being a shitty owner; guinea pigs are legitimately shitty pets in general, even if you're doing everything right. A loaf of bread with googly eyes attached to the sides would be more affectionate, require much lower maintenance, and shit less.

>>34207065
>2007 was a decade ago
DELET THIS

>>34207087
Internet memes were still fresh and 4chan was practically undiscovered. Everything was so innocent.

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>>34207065
>"I Am Legend" came out
>people used Sony Ericsson cellphones with mechanical keys
>internet access on phones wasn't a thing back then
>the first iPhone was just about to be released
>terrorism seemed still so far away in europe

>>34207049
1960a when the sexual revolution occurred, It was all downhill from there.

>>34207049
When they demanded privileges with men have without the consequences.

For example, having the right to vote without being subject to the draft.

To be fair to the suffragettes though, women were shit far before they were even born. You pretty much need to go back to the neolithic revolution to find when women became shit, maybe even further back than that.

>>34207049
They don't look too bad for being 100+

>>34207043
go collect benefits obviously

Sorry to hear that but its not all that bad anon lots of people have it.

>>34207055
This

>realize you literally don't have to contribute a single thing to anyone or anything
>free autismbux just for being a subhuman
>can live your life meagerly doing whatever you want

sounds nice ccongrats

Does loli make you want to touch IRL kids? If it does in any way, then you're a pedo and should be shot on site. If the idea of diddling IRL children disgusts you, you're not a pedo.

>>34207062
no, it doesn't, and yes, diddy kiddlers are fucking disgusting and should be gassed

>>34207041
>counter
>Moral less Option
"I have X, give or take, amount of years left to live. I'll do what the fuck I want until I die."

>Option with morals
You like loli. There are no options with morals for you.

Quit revealing your power level, faggot. I have no counter to help support my fetishes so I dont talk about them.

>OP can cum really really quick
>OP might be the flash

I can tell any annoying kid to fuck off and get away from me in the blink of an eye.

Does crippling anxiety count?

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Why not just make your own then?

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>>34207039
Phone deleted all of my downloaded pics when I updated it

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>>34206912
Need more spaghettios for my Cheerios

Please guys don't leave me alone

>>34206792
I've been there. Gaylang is the place my man. Are you from SG, or expat?

>>34207006
From here.
Why do you like red light district though? Is it for the hookers and booze?

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>>34206763
Do you really want to learn or are you just there to have "fun and parties"?

What do you really want to do, OP? If you are going to fuck shit up then don't fucking go and go to your local bar or disco.
If you really want to learn something that isn't CS then go.

Also you better fix social anxiety since it won't take you anywhere and you would never find a job since all jobs require you to socialize, even programming but it's usually at IRC.

>>34206763
Go to a technical school m8. Unifags are all assholes and uni is basically high school 2

>tfw no socially anxious friend to help take big steps in their lives

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I'm_so_sick_of_everything,_everyone_in_my_life_is_so_two_faced,_do_they_even_have_feelings?_this_boring_pathetic_fucking_miserable_humilating_life_is_pointless,_i_don't_know_what_i'm_going_to_do,_i'm_taking_my_powder_and_md_and_heading_out.

Senpai are you going to be going Elliot on us?

>>34206748
you do know the feds monitor this shitty site?

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>>34206737
>girls on 4chan
oh my word, it's STILL funny

In my opinion females should not be allowed to access the internet or watch/listen to popular entertainment media.
But it's far too late, the damage to society has been done and I'm not sure we can ever go back to the way things used to be.

>>34206737
>girls
Just look at the chin

>>34206729
>Does that make me gay?
ye

>>34206755
I want it to be reality. Being fucked by random dirty black guys in my ass without condoms. I want them to give me AIDS and to make me a slave. They give me a collar and bind me into the kitchen where I live as a women for the rest of my life.

>>34206840
>I want it to be reality. Being fucked by random dirty black guys in my ass without condoms. I want them to give me AIDS and to make me a slave. They give me a collar and bind me into the kitchen where I live as a women for the rest of my life.
gay