Me: Mum, sister, im engaged.
>Mum: i dont believe in marriage
>sister: wheres the ring?
LATER;
Me: He gave me my marriage ring to wear as an engagement ring
>Mum: im also the father and he did not ask me for permission so your not really engaged still, also is he stingy for skipping the engagement ring?
>does this mean your going to get married without telling us?
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>>35304004
very nice and interesting blogpost
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>>35304027
:---------DD ye lmao
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BUBBLYBOOTS
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Post your pornfu.
Bonus if she's got big bunda.
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>>35303992
Remy but she's preggo now
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hope she comes back
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The best, pants down.
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> he doesn't watch ASMR videos daily hoping to finally feel something pleasant apart from the 10 seconds of post-ejaculation relief that slowly gets more and more dull as he grows old
does /r9k/ watch ASMR videos ? if so who are your favorite ASMRtists ?
mine are ASMRDarling, TitissASMR and Japanese ASMR
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>>35303938
>feel deep relaxation and goosebumps watching a video for the first time
>never happens again
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>35303938
Whilst it's not exactly degenerate as like furries or shit, I feel ASMR undeniably sad to watch, the viewers using the beautiful women talking into a microphone closely as a substitute for companionship.
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>>35303981
This is very true, and especially visible in the fact that female ASMRtists are way less original and innovative than male ASMRtists, yet still generally have more views and subscribers.
Truly shows that the target audience lacks social interaction to the point where even scripted un-interactive dialogues can satisfy their needs.
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>tfw no qt disabled gf
Where do I find them? Especially blind ones who'd be extremely dependent on you.
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>>35303918
I'm interested in this too, OP.
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>>35304439
how did y'all fall in this marvelous fetish ?
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>sick
>take medicine for 12-hour daytime cold relief, no drowsiness guaranteed
>tfw I'm so drowsy I'm on the verge of passing out and I have to go to work in 1 hour
WHY IS IT LEGAL TO LIE ON PACKAGING LIKE THIS?
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"No drowsiness guaranteed" doesn't mean "you won't be drowsy", ya dum dum. The packaging doesn't lie, you just have poor reading skills.
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>>35303903
If you're sick you shouldn't be going to work, u dummy
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>>35303943
We're really understaffed right now, nobody could fill in my shift if I were to take a sick day.
If I were more sick than I am, I would have taken the day off regardless of the staff shortage, but I just have a cold and a mild fever so I'm good to go as long as I take some medicine.
Unfortunately this medicine lied to me and now I'm going to feel half-drunk for the entire day.
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Why am i so autistic anons?
>Go shopping
>Accidently walk into someone
>Instantly notice that he has a dressing and patch over one eye
>instead of just saying sorry i say "arr matey, i be sorry, i diddnt mean to hurt a fellow patchy"
>man looks horrified
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things that DID not happen
KEK TEST
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>>35303878
ITT: things that never happened
I'm sure if you did bump into someone you'd just go "s-sorry" while being too scared to look at them
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>www.tumblr.com
Here's a place to tell stories that never happened :)
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Read this in its entirety
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/298vv6/i_feel_like_the_humiliation_of_my_rape_will_never/
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why, it looks like a boring read
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Stupid bitch feeling guilty for getting the BBC, and now trying to convence herself to raise little tyrone... Also bitch seems to like anal penetration
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PLEASE FUCK MY ASS TYRONE
Wow what is wrong with her
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>tfw I stink like shit no matter how many showers I take
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>>35303870
Try washing your upper lip
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>>35303968
Fpbp
Truely the hardiest of keks
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>tfw i also have this problem
I shower, brush, use deodorant, wear clean clothes. Still smell like shit. People at work mention something smells like shit after a few minutes of me being around them. Happened too many times for it to be a coincidence.
Cant smell it myself.
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>that gefhuhl when no daughterfu
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>>35303861
Gefuehl
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>>35303954
newfag
orinew
Does anyone here suffer from psoriases or other skin issues? After fucking with steroid creams on my scalp for 5 months I am now getting burning red shit under my armpits. I found out that steroid creams have fucked up side effects, so I am deciding to stop using them. I am going to exercise a lot every day and pray that helps. This is after going through horrible acne in my teen years that only accutane could fix. I'm a scarred mess. I can maybe live with it as long as my hair doesn't fall out from the psoriases any more.
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>>35303845
have it on my face and under my armpits as well, coupled with persistent acne and oily face. sucks big time and the skin around my nose is essentially permanently red and flaky. medicine doesn't seem to be working, so i just make myself look """normal""" by rubbing it off with a wet towel
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>>35303845
I have pretty bad subtype 1 rosacea. It stings and burns, and it looks absolutely atrocious. I also get seb derm flare ups on my scalp periodically
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How to keep your sanity as a NEET?
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Sanity isn't sane
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Depends on what you consider sane.
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That's a really nice pepe.
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NEET and robot /recovery/ thread
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In this thread, we hold onto the last hopes we have of rejoining society, as impossible as it seems. Who knows, you might even make it.
Discuss recovery plans, successes, failures, experiences, more failures, and endgames.
Question of the day: Why are you spending your Sunday on r9k of all places?
Discord
https://discord.gg/G9zzg8S
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I'm alone at an airport and have nothing better to do
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>>35303745
How long has this been? Just why are you pathetic wagecucks so desparate?
sage
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>>35303745
the group in discord is fucking dead, sad thing is that most of the members are online all the time.
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>tfw you actively try to imagine yourself hugging a girl before you go to sleep to increase the chances of having a dream in which you have a gf
Who else /fundamentally lonely/ here?
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>>35303743
>tfw you actively try to avoid dreaming, or even thinking, about human interaction any more because you fear you will mess it up even in your own mind
Who really /fundamentally lonely/ here?
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I find that when I try to force dreams like that, I end up not actually dreaming about it, or I can't remember anything. If I go to sleep without thinking about that, I sometimes get wet dreams.
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I had a dream once where I had someone love me. It was so short and it was only a hugging scene. I felt so amazing in the dream, then I woke up realizing I've literally never felt that emotion of pure bliss ever before. And haven't again since the dream.
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>working at new job a couple weeks now
>Only work 3 days a week
>only talk to the staff that talk to me, and people i don't have to initiate with every single time
>girls i have to initiate with i don't talk to at all, I'll walk right past them
>they don't talk to me, or initiate, and or even say hello when i arrive to work
>They all call me arrogant now
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>>35303701
>They all call me arrogant now
What do they say exactly
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>>35304073
Just talking about me behind my back, calling me arrogant etc..
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>>35304304
In what tone do they say these things? What do they say more exactly? I just want to know what I may be in for some day
>robots can't define what being a robot means
really makes me think
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>>35303693
>he can't define what being a robot means
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>>35303840
>robots argue with each other trying to define what robot means
hmm
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>living things can't define what life is