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>"oh good morning love, hehehe i bet your hungry after that performance last night Im cooking up some crepes right now mon chere!"
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>>38903299
Your crepes stink of fear.
Now you will know the true power of the dark side.
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>not starting with "Allo mon cheri"

0/10 apply yourself before I accuse you of being a witch and burn you alive joan
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This role playing is retarded. If i had a gf she wouldnt be a chestlet.

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king martin on the off chance you're reading this, i'm sorry for missing your threads.
we're still active on here but there are less of us and somehow we've missed your threads

keep posting /rose/ threads
your contribution is appreciated

love,
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890
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Wtf is this? I haven't seen that posted in years.
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>>38903269
>that feeling when I made this pic from an old epi 404 meme
>that feeling (tfw) someone saved it years ago with the original filename
>tfwrasa (tfw rose threads are still alive)
time sure flies around here. good thing I actually sorted my life out in the meantime
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>>38904521
Did you make this on /b/? Sort your life out how?

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I...I feel like going outside and talk to girls.
You guys aren't fun anymore. You never change, you're always boring, lame, unmotivated and make me feel wasting every second of my life when I'm around you.
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>>38903262
We already know that .
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>You never change, you're always boring, lame, unmotivated and make me feel wasting every second of my life when I'm around you.

Funny, that is what a girl is going to say to you.
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>>38903262

Do you think you can just leave?

Hahaha, you're fucking garbage that will be grounded here, with us, forever.

>tfw you will never have a gassy gf who'll say this to you
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>literal BRAAPP fetish
I will never understand you fartfags. Same goes for pissfags, diaperfags, and scatfags.
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>>38903248
You'll understand when a hot girl shamelessly rips ass in front of you.
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>>38903222
Yay I got trips

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*YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNN*
Oh, my! Look at the time! That was one long nap! But well, now that I'm well rested, I feel so good! I'm going to make myself a delicious, healthy dinner -I have the time to cook, after all- and then shuffle in my slippers to my library and have a good time expanding my already vast knowledge of the universe. Perhaps I'll take a break to go to the gym at 2am. Always a comfy time to go! Hmmm... I wonder what could I do next? Well! I'll figure something out. I have all the time in the world, after all!

Oh, wagie! I didn't see you there. Would you like to come over for dinner? What? Oh, yeah, it's a bit late already, isn't it? I guess you have to be up early tomorrow. Whew! The weekend flew by, didn't it? Well, wagie, don't feel down. Just remember:

Another day, another dolar.
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>>38903164
>dolar

Really showing that vast knowledge of the universe my friend.
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>>38903164
GOOD thread. Wagies BTFO once again xD
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>>38903225
Biting that bait a bit hard, don't ya think?

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>playing Overwatch comp, gold
>our lucio is retarded, never goes out of speed boost so we have no heals
>change to mercy because none of the other fags will even though their dps sucks ass
>follow DVas fat mech ass while an enemy Winston shocks me from behind for like 30 seconds
>Dva doesn't even bother to turn around and give me a hand just keeps trotting along
>game ends
>"Our Mercy sucked!"

normie genocide when
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>>38903156
>Playing Overwatch at all

Sounds like you're the normalfag too, Anon.
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>>38903176
Shut the fuck up, dork.
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>plays normie meme game
>complains that normies play it

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What is the IQ of people on /r9k/. Ask me, please I am bored.
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I'm Sub-Saharan African, so I think it's fair to say that it's pretty low.
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Mine is between 70 and 140
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My IQ is 134, btw.

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>Fell for the "explain to mom that traps aren't gay" meme
>She now thinks I'm gay

FUCK YOU /R9K/, SHE'S CRYING AND DAD IS THREATENING TO KICK ME OUT
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>>38903129
You must be dumb if you thought that traps aren't gay in the first place let alone explain it to your parents
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>i got into a car accident driving home from friend's house
>after like nine months of not being home i finally came home
>friend's mom was also there
>friend's mom kept on saying things like his probably gay and doesn't know it
>finally blur out about the rape
>ancle and his girlfriend hear this
>she now thinks i'm gay
>at a family reunion i heard her telling someone about how i slept with someone
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>>38903129
Lmao, did you really think traps aren't gay or something? LOL its a fucking dude with a dick you absolute retard ahahhahaha

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i'm sorry for being an annoying prick out of his depth.. a stupid nihilist

i want to let you know I never targeted anyone or wanted physical harm to anyone, i just typed stuff unfiltered on anonymous sites like this and apps like Candid and Yik Yak.. i got high off anonymity and nihilism and being edgy

i never was who you thought I was, i don't vote, i am not active politically, i have no friends, i just used anonymity as a drug... i would never harm anyone... i take it all inside... if it got so bad i would commit suicide by starvation or wish for a heart attack or stroke

i want to end this double life

please give me a sign that you know who i am and accept my forgiveness.. i'm scared that i committed the "unforgivable sin" which is to insult the "Holy Spirit" with my being an edgy nihilist on anonymous outlets
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That's Diogenes. He started the school of Cynicism, not Nihilism.
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>>38903162
/thread
originandos
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All was forgiven before you even acted, my son.

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>one chance at life
>born in universe where we can't go on a fun adventure saving the world and fighting villains
>born in world that doesn't have superpowers

This is how I know there is no God, he really fucked up by making life so boring.
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>>38903101
ascend to the 5d. prob have "powers" in the dimension.
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>>38903101
>tfw you will live in a mundane slice of life as a qt lesbo
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>>38903101
We maybe in a world without super powers, but there are super heroes and villains.

We probably killed all the heroes in 1945 though.

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Why haven't you fully embraced nihilism, anons?
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If nothing matters, then it doesn't matter if you do or you don't.
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I'm nihilistic, but I get to choose what meaning life has to me.
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>>38903048
I would, but I don't want to be associated with all the other cunts who think they are superior because they don't believe in anything.

Also, humanity's expansion into the cosmos matters.

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Ball busting is a top tier kink. It's taboo and women aren't allowed to hit there and are taught never to do it. Fed scary lies like, you'll make the guy sterile, you'll make him disfunctional, you'll give him ball cancer. So when you tell them they can freely hit there it makes them giggle and laugh. Most men don't let women near the balls so they discover first time things and ask questions and prod and poke them to figure things out. It's so easy to do that it can be done anytime any where and in multiple ways. Squeezing is the best technique by the way
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>women aren't allowed to hit there and are taught never to do it
Are you kidding me?
Nobody gives a shit about women kicking dudes in the nuts, they do it all the time.
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>squeezing

>not trampling
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>>38903049
You see a lot of guys hitting each other in the balls, but it's rare that you see it from a woman.

>>38903141
Either or, both put pressure on the balls. I couldn't find one of her stepping on my balls that looked aesthetically pleasing

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>tfw people start using sex humor around you
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>>38903018
what's your reaction when they do it? Do you fake laugh?
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>>38903018
>tfw people around you
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>>38903038
If they aren't paying attention to me I don't react at all. If they're directing it towards me I fake smile and laugh.

In both situations I try to escape asap.

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Lets protest to get a Goth or Emo board.
Spread the word!
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this would be pretty sweet
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>>38902998
No!

Oriniggerooty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SkyIYczquc

emo thread official

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Americans, why do you hate poor people so much? They're just trying to get by like you, I don't get why you vote to fuck them over at every opportunity.
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>>38902942
The poor vote for open borders, welfare and a good wage is unsustainable because of this, they fuck themselves over.
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>>38902942
Voting Democrat would mean voting for another president that supports PC culture
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>>38902983
If we got rid of the open borders part, it would be a lot more sustainable.

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