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>tfw no qt african gf
why even live?
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>>38082357
Those shoes really aren't practical for walking.
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>>38082357
>tfw talked to a girl that looked like her 2 years ago
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>>38082546
>tfw talked to a girl that looked like her 2 years ago
How and where
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>stepsisters cousin sleeps over
>tall
>hot as hell
>mom asks her age
>"oh I'm about to be 14"
>mfw
What the fuck are people feeding their kids nowadays? I feel like back in the 80s and 90s young girls didn't look this mature and developed.
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>>38082329
Maybe you're just coming into your pedo phase anon
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>>38082329
There's nothing wrong with either hebephilia or ephebophilia. Don't let the social jew make you feel otherwise
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>>38082329
She's going to enjoy being completely blown-out busted by 25, I'm sure.
is now open for at least 2 hours
come, order some beverage, bitch about girls and life
Jukebox is now playing:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLhN__oEHaw
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>>38082210
I'll take the usual, extra dry martini.
I started talking to this girl; however the inevitable boredom supersedes my enjoyment with her at this point. I think I don't really care about relationships at this point and would rather go for a Chad approach. Alexythymia truly is weird in deep relationships.
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>>38082403
strange is the world we live in
some would give both their arms to ever get with the girl, being bored with one is unthinkable for those poor sods
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>>38082210
Whine with scoops mixed in. Failed warm up rep this morning
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Would you stand or ask her to move?
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i would lick her gtoes
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>>38082188
If I was carrying something heavy I would ask her for the seat. Otherwise it's 50/50.
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>>38082188
Assuming there are no other free seats i would stand next to her and cough loudly, if she doesn't take the hint id say "Would you mind?" if she gives me lip ill drop my backpack on her legs, after she retracts her legs i would take my seat
Yes I judge a woman's worth based on her looks. I admit it. Why can't girls admit they do the same thing with men?
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>>38082136
Because they aren't disgusting lonely pigs.
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>>38082136
>Why can't girls admit they do the same thing with men?
We do, but it's different with us. Why can't men understand this?
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>>38082271
>i like him for his personality honestly!!!! he's so confident!!!!
Why do they keep memeing this? You honestly think if he was the same person but looked like Eggman you would love him?
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ITT: anime suggestions for robots
>inb4 nhk
give me something i haven't seen before. i'm a bit of a weeb
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kodomo no jikan, read the manga afterward if you want the full story
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Oyasumi pun pun is really good. The beginning really makes me nostalgic for my childhood.
Saying that I didn't really care much to finish welcome to the NHK despite how short it is. I got to the point where he talked to his old high school girlfriend at the restuarant and quit. It just didn't stand out to me, should I contiue with it or nah?
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>>38082114
Aoi bungaku
Anime adaptions of classical japanese literature like No longer Human.
Jigouko shoujo
Antology horror series that deals heavily with the despair of life
>talking to dad
>he says he's thinking of doing equity release on the house (the bank give him about 70% of the value of the house, but when he dies the bank keeps the house)
>"but dad... where will i live when you die? i don't earn enough money to live alone"
>"anon, don't worry. within ten years you'll be married, have your own house, and have kids"
>"but dad... fuck all has changed in the last 10 years. When I was 14 I stayed in my room all day and played video games. I'm now 24 and I stay in my room all day playing video games. I have gone through my teens, late-teens, young adulthood, and adulthood, and nothing has changed. My days are literally spent doing the same thing now as they were a decade ago. If nothing has changed in that time, what makes you think it will change now?"
>"it will, anon"
>"no, dad, it won't. I've been a loser for all of my life, and chances are high that I will be a loser until I die. do the equity release on the house if you want, but don't tell me that I'll be all right"
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>>38082032
you should seriously fucking kill yourself
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>>38082032
>expecting to be able to pay for a house when you're 24
>waiting at your dad's heels hoping he leaves you his house, whining like a dog for treats
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>>38082051
I'm pretty sure I will. I have everything planned already. Even got the suicide-note ready. I'm not unhappy enough yet, but I'm sure I will be soon.
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Please post sad anime girls I have a personal connection to them
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Okay OP I'll post some for you.
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>>38081875
>Please post sad anime girls I have a personal connection to them
Describe further.
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Tbh without text is best famigliaorigingallalala
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What would you legitimately say (advice, tips, warnings or otherwise) to someone who got his first fidget spinner yesterday?
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>>38081813
these toys became more of a >>>/b/ thing after they became ironic
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unless your underage
legitimately kill yourself
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>>38081813
thats a piece of shit spinner
the bearings are garbage
the centerpiece is loose as fuck
it looks like plastic
pay more than a buck for a decent one
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>grandfather going off about how Im a loser NEET who is incapable of giving him great-grandchildren
>get pissed off and remind him that he is a cuck and two of his children out of 4 arent even related to him in anyway
>he locks himself in his room shortly after, having seen him for a day
How do I fix this
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>>38081736
damn, it's like people never grow up.
>grandfather dishes out shit about you being neet
>can't take being called out on being a cuck
your grandfather needs to man up.
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I'd never say that to my grandfather because he practically raised my dad since he was born. It would be kind of messed up. But yeah, now that I think about it he is a literal cuck who hooked up with my grandmother after some dude she fucked ran off.
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>>38081736
you don't need to fix anything. if the story is exactly as you told it, he started it, it's not your job to finish it. or reconcile. unless you want to.
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>2017
>Anon's still a racist, sexist, xenophobic, transphobe
What gives?
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>>38081706
> What gives?
Niggers
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>>38081706
Sexist to some extent yes
No to the others
Go to /pol/
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>>38081706
progressives are some of the most racist/sexist people out there
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The Fyre Festival Disaster
>Some rich prick millennials decide to go to a luxurious music festival on the Bahamas.
>Pay lots of money
>Fly there and find a horrendous experience even by non rich people standards. Pic related.
>$12,000 for this. Google for more hillarity.
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This was old news my friend. Did you think you would get you's for old news?
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>>38081616
who goes to music festivals? normies?
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>>38081647
Thanks for trashing OP for me, saved me a few seconds. Have a (you).
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whats the purpose of 'get a job' if i will never have a qt gf because im a 5'6 ugly guy without social skills?
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>>38081600
the purpose of working is to not be a parasite to society.
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>>38081627
>not be a parasite to society.
What if I want to destroy society?
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So you have money to buy things, like a fleshlight and custom made JOI videos.
femanons, have you ever had boob envy?
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No, I don't care about the size of my female fat sacks.
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>>38081500
chestlet detected
original
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>>38081500
>asymmetrical tits
Disgusting
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>tfw no statens kriminaltekniska anstalt bf
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Leviticus 18:22
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>>38081387
stats taken from: http://desuarchive.org, I know that some threads were lost.
>there are 2943 archived OP's using this exact image and some form of >tfw no bf
>the first archived post number was 18320267, which means there have been 19761120 posts between the first one and this one
>the first archived instance of this posts on the 29th of April 2015 at 03:22:41, meaning there has been 2 years, 2 months, 2 days, 15 hours, 10 minutes and 44 seconds between the original post and this one
>there are 1405632 archived OPs on /r9k/, thus >tfw no bf threads make up approximately 0.209372012% of all OPs
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>tfw no harden Kumla boipucci