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>>35360534
Honestly, I don't hate women nor feminist, I just hate victim culture (and to be frank, right-wing conservatives have been way more annoying the past year than any Feminazi)

Tomorrow, I will probably celebrate Women's day by buying my sister and mom drinks.

>>35360534
I don't hate women, they're the way they are because of evolution, just like everyone else.

>Congratulations, you won a coin toss
>Here, have a parade

Rural India has for sure.
Then again, China, Bangladesh, Pakistan and any -stan too.

It's not a meme
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/20/delhi-mascots-to-blow-the-whistle-on-public-defecation

I live in a western country with a large number of indian immigrants and have personally witnessed an elderly indian woman drop her shopping, squat down and start pissing in the street.

>>35360424

Hit the gym maybe?

>>35360424
I'm muscular and pretty much only other guys do that.

>>35360419
Me on the left and sometimes on the right

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WHO /TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH/ HERE

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>>35360419
This picture will never fail to make me kek

How old do you think this kid is now?

>>35360388
Robots here think that if they get a gf, all their problems will magically disappear when it fact it gives more anxiety and more things to worry about

>>35360388
Remarkable digits, anon.

I have the same mentality. I could never imagine even attempting interaction with women given how fucked up all aspects of my life really are.

I'd have to come up with lies after lies just to appear likeable and i'm just not a good bullshitter.

>>35360370
you fuckin dumb, why sweatpants on a freaking date

>>35360464
I only wear 3 different sweatpants. I don't own any other pants.

>ask antisocial fujo qt to homecoming
>We talk and text and get to know each other
>Confess to her
>"Oh I'll think about that.."
>Red flags begin to appear as I remember she's very autistic
>Ignore that shit
>Make a date to a movie (before confession)
>We go see some shitty horror movie since she likes those
>Deadpan face throughout entire movie
>Deadpan face always technically, so not an issue
>after movie we shit on it
>She actually has a good sense of irony and talks like a chuuni though
>Having fun until her friend we'll call Tyrone shows up
>Tyrone is more than 6 feet, a monster compared to anon
>I'm no obstacle to him
>She runs to hug him
>Actually cucked
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE internally
>Rest of date is awkward
>I just want to go home

Eventually she friendzones me and Tyrone drops out. She never even knew it was a date, or understood what I was trying to do.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/4chan-image-downloader/hahloifmmbcoaahbboegjcccniekbbib?hl=en-US
Sometimes it only downloads the first 4 images

>>35360275
Save the page, delete all thumbnails

>>35360345

Thanks my dude.

oregano

>tfw you will probably never be a live in femboi

>>35360287
OP here. You can come over here and be mine. <3

why would you do that

just be nice to her and try to bring her to our side

everyone deserves salvation from the mental illness victimhood shit the left pushes. this is me from last year you're mocking. it won't help

Why does she laugh when you tell her that she looks like a freak?

>>35360301

Exactly what I'm wondering. I don't want her to fucking laugh.

I'm gonna need to know more about that asterisk.

>>35360240
>who run the factories
Was this written by a 12 year old?

>>35360240
deltaro here

>>35360228
Why don't you talk to this person >>35360206
here seem to be enough threads about your problem

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>>35360293
>here seem to be enough threads about your problem

I am not interested in interacting with druggies

not because of legal or demographic reasons or preconceptions about their personality or anything like that, I am sure many people who use drugs are ok people. it kinda just goes against what I believe to use recreational substances, they offer no benefit and have clearly ruined many people's lives, so why would I take them, you know?

I am pretty straight edge so yeah I don't think having a druggie bf would work out

>>35360228
I can be your ebf, sakura san

>>35360215
How about neither?

original

>>35360215
>left or right?
>Pick one

Your mom

>>35360280
>>35360289

wrong answers

>>35360206
i would be ur druggie gf op

>>35360218
can you be mine druggie gf too?

>>35360206
>don't have to worry about druggie gf stealing my car/TV/PC to buy drugs
>don't have to worry about catching HIV/hepatitis from druggie gf, who by merely being a female druggie is a disgusting whore who gets fucked my her nigger drug dealers
Actually feels really good

And no alarms, and no surprises
No alarms, and no surprises
No alarms, and no surprises
Please.

who /thomyorke/ here?

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>>35360157
Someone on your shoulder
Someone on your shoulder

I'm not sure that's even a boy

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>>35360036
you fucking whore, get the fuck out from this board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE