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when i go to woman and try to talk to them, they instantly call me a dickhead, asshole etc.

even when i try to compliment them they say im lying (which is true but how could they know) and that i always sound sarcastic and they cant trust me.

the males like having me around though

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im second year uni doing computer science degree, im not that good at it desu, just asking after i get my degree how easy would it be to find a decent job.

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I just kissed a girl for the first time.

It felt so fucking good, like what the fuck

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i fucking give up on obtaining a gf

whats the point, ive been alone my entire life, i might as well just accept it as an eternal thing

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>tfw no brass hat bf

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Did Jesus prophesize us NEETs?

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Humans are disgusting smelly creatures.

Why would you want to have sex with one?

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>be in uni library
>Trying to pull an all nighter to get work done
>Decide to have a break and go to the bathroom
>Bathroom smells like shit and blood
>Hear some guy in one of the cubicles have bouts of the shits while crying

What do i do anons?

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I don't deserve a gf or love

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I'm 29 and just got done with my first driving lesson. Once I have a license and a car I will be getting a gf in no time

>feels good to be a normie now

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Hey, whenever I respond on there, it looks like the image. It's autmatically ghost mode, whatever that means. The FAQ on moe wouldn't tell me and I'm screaming for help and nobody is helping me.

Can anyone also viewing the moe copy see what I'm saying and respond? Or is it both original 4chan and moe who can't see what I'm saying?

Is it just that nobody is on moe, thus nobody can see what I'm saying to reply? because I've literally just been replying on the moe copy, and I've written some long ass responses.

If someone is on moe... can they see what I'm responding, yes or no, basically?

If you don't know, moe is an archive mirror of /r9k/. If nobody can see what I'm saying, even on moe, I don't get the point of being able to type though.

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Small town America is so fucking useless

They make ZERO contributions to America. They will never make a successful product or business. They will never donate to a charity or a real organization trying to help the world

They will continue to disable the world. They will do nothing but buy beer and molest children while hardworking people are construction cities, creating charity, and helping the economy

Small towns are a FUCKING curse that stop anyone with true protential born in them.

Any redneck...should be slayed. Small towns should be forced to shut down. Anyone with potential should get assistance living there and anyone wanting to live there should either contribute to the global economy or be slaughtered.

I feel so bad for children born there. We need to start a movement to fucking destroy these places to help children all over America

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>Tfw totally accept and understand not only the spiritual implications of death, but the physical process as well.
>Tfw understand and accept that Humans are lied to since they are born about how human lives are such precious things
>Tfw I know that chemical bodies have no reason to go on forever, absolutely zero reason for it
>Understand theories of reincarnation, transhumanism, recent anti-aging breakthroughs, cryogenic breakthroughs, and a general revolution occurring around the subject we call death. Possibly even making such a process hard to achieve in our lifetimes

I still don't want this spark to fade, nor the quantum data to disperse after a long rest. I don't want a computer body and I don't want a new one. It feels wrong on every level, yet I strive for every second. Even if it isn't amusing or even if it doesn't feel good.

All things change with time, I will never be happy with it though. Maybe content one day. But I will never be happy with it.

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So I started following this religiously and my libido has gone through the fucking floor.

I don't even think about sex any more, I can't remember the last time I just randomly got hard. My dick seems completely disinterested in anything now. I blame the Soy Milk.

I guess it's working?

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>In a trial, MRI scans revealed which infant brains were growing at a faster-than-normal rate -- a telltale sign of autism spectrum disorder (ASD)

>It was already known that children with ASD have larger brains than unaffected ones

Mfw autistic masterrace