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Do you have an autistic question you want answered by normies?

Do normies have questions about autists they want answers to?

Share them here

>when you go to the gym, do you have to shower naked afterwards with other dudes in there with you? can I just go back home after my work out and shower in private or will people notice my stink in public? do I have to get dressed in the gym locker rooms? how acceptable is it to walk through town in my gym gear?

As you can tell, I never go to the gym

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alrighty bois,
lets drop the negativity for a bit and appreciate the simple things. Lets have a comfy/feelgood video thread. ly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0DImEjGcxo

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Do you femanons enjoy the thought of getting raped?

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Were made for white massas cuck. They were selectively bred to please white men. The black ass and pussy was designed by the white man for the white man.

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Does Adderall significantly improve motivation?
My scheduled suicide is in two months, but recently I started considering going back to college, because who knows, maybe things will snowball from there an my life will turn around, and I have nothing to lose anyway.
The thing is, the whole endeavor seems too big for me, it's hard for me to even think about it. Thus my question: will Adderall, or any other stimulant, make me more motivated?

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I dont want to be a NEET all my life, i want to have a wife, some kids, and a house by the lakeside.
How do improve, /r9k/?

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Fuck you guys. Started dating a robot 5 years ago who was too awkward to cope and have social relations, our main connection was chans and he said this was his main board only to cheat me with a guy who introduced him to me. I despise you and know if you get a girl that you'll only find a way to fuck her up because you actually enjoy suffering and want to be the victim

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I quit my job today after the depression of losing my first gf last week and being forced to move back with my mom. Does this mean I am a robot again?

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Where do I find people who enjoy the things I enjoy, if I'm unable to afford the things I enjoy?

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>fuck girl in the ass
>she does ass to mouth

I love this

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Since /r9k/ is 98% turbo-normie and 2% robot now, and I know you all text and sext girls.. post your sexiest convos with females.

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>be me
>solid 6.5/10
>move to new school.
>day 1 of 9th grade.
>don't know anyone.
>2nd period English, sit by smol 7/10
> be shy cuck.
> barely speak to her all semester.
>only know her name. Let's say "M"
>second semester.
>art class. 7/10 is there.
>drawing some anime.
>she recognizes the character.
> thisismychance.jpg
>start talking about anime.
> we hit it off, and start hanging out.
>tfw I'm stuck in friend zone
> go to her house often.
> never make a move.
> her parents are nice tho.
>loophole.exe activated
> start talking with her parents.
> they like me.
>good shit.
> summervacation.png
> go on vacation with family.
> don't see her for a while.
> finally visit just before school.
> mfw she's an 8/10 now.
> datasstho.bat
> start coming over more often.
> start falling in love.
>psych myself up to ask her out.
> friend says he likes her and is going to ask her to homecoming.
>put up bitch that's mine!
> act alpha for first time ever.
> feel great.
> me and M confess at the same time.
>wtfisthissomekindofanime.jpg
>go to homecoming.
> make out a little.
> leave early cause ppl are annoying.
> go to her house.
>thisisit.png
> running boner.exe
>get ride from her mom.
> cuddle and watch anime.
> still have boner.
> try to start something.
>mfw her parents are keeping an eye on us.
>mfw they are Christians.
> mfw she tells me I have to wait.
>fast forward a year.
>still together.
> still in love.
> still a virgin.

At least I have a girlfriend, unlike half of you cucks.

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Stop fapping and sort yourself out goddamnit

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>people talk to you when coming home
>now you have to start no-socialising run from start.

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Any robots play this game? I find the multiplayer pretty comfy. If yes would anyone be interested in joining an /r9k/ server?