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Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again/ Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay.
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>>37550832
traps are still male at the end of the day
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google.com/search?q=homosexual+definition
adjective
1.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
noun
noun: homosexual; plural noun: homosexuals
1.
a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homosexual
Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex a homosexual man was involved in a homosexual relationship
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual activity between persons of the same sex homosexual acts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex

en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/homosexual
Sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
Involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people of the same sex.
'homosexual desire'
A person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

dictionary.com/browse/homosexuality
sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex.

dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/homosexual
a person who is sexually attracted to people of the same sex and not to people of the opposite sex

yourdictionary.com/homosexual
adjective
The definition of homosexual is people who are sexually attracted to individuals who are the same sex, or it is something related to sexual attraction to someone of the same sex.
A man's sexual attraction to another man is an example of something that would be described as a homosexual attraction.
A bar that is primarily frequented by gay men and gay women is an example of a homosexual bar.
noun
Homosexual is defined as a person who is sexually attracted to someone of his or her own sex.

>Traps are men
>Therefore sexual attraction to traps whom are men makes you a homosexual if you are also a man
Also the straightest porn is futa on futa.
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>>37550832
I'm schlick to traps and I am NOT a lesbo

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>tfw I'm an intelligent, polite, good looking, well-mannered, smartly dressed medical student and I have a good background knowledge of medicine, history and film and I'm going to have a good, stable, secure and well-respected career with high income
>tfw Ive never ever had a girlfriend and am literally a kissless virgin whereas there are unemployed Chads covered in tattoos and STDs who are in and out of prison, practically unemployable, no formal education, can barely spell their own name, and they're fucking sluts all the time

What the fuck? Is the world wrong or I doing something wrong?
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Studying medicine to attract girls is a fucking stupid idea. Nobody cares about that.
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And what are your negative attributes? You must be sending some kind of red flag to women without realizing it. That elitist attitude probably doesn't help.
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>>37550782
The world cannot be wrong. The world is just the world.

Change your outlook brobot sounds likes you're focusing on aspects of attraction that aren't particularly important

> 8/10
> 20
> Y

It doesn't affect me so much anymore.
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>5/10
>24
>N

this comment is very high in content
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>>37550779
>2/10 (had to come back from NC after my moms bills fucked me over, I loaned her 1500 and its gone)
>20
>N
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>>37550779
>6/10
money problems, self induced
>31
>N

money is the only thing in life tht has ever given me trouble. unfortunnately, money is also God

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Are most people here normies or kissless virgins who've never had a gf?
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>>37550670
At this point its about 90% normies.
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>>37550670
Everyone on here has had sex dude, the virginity thing is a joke. Like you'd have to be a completely asocial person to still be a virgin post 19.
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>>37551416
I'm a 20 year old khhv. what now, punk?

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>tfw no fembot gf

steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/
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GTFO FUCKING STRAIGHTFAGGET
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>>37550567
Asking robots for a GF is like flying to Ethiopia and asking for food.
Ask somewhere where there is actually girls
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>>37550594
idc about some stupid country

>if you had to have sexual intercourse with one animal

>which would it be
>and why
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Rihanna probably.
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>>37550515
Probably a human but I haven't thought this over carefully
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A dolphin, just to see if dolphin pussy is ACTUALLY that good

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My dick is so small that I joined the military. I'm so fucking mad all the time because my dick is so small and I'm ugly. I'm mad all the time and I use my political views as a shield to deter from my face and stature and penis size. I own a dog. I hate coloreds. I'm also smart so don't try to talk to me about anything because I'm smarter than you. And I'll beat you up faggot.
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Please don't b-b-b-b-beat me up desu. I am just a helpless citizen
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>hear someone was in the military
>their IQ drops 10 points on my IQ table
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>>37550460
that guy doesn't look legit
his uniform says one thing and his body says another

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what are you listening to anon?
Im listening to comfy night time sounds while I play some pokemon. https://youtu.be/GXi-4TP4tfU
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>>37550455
https://youtu.be/AR8D2yqgQ1U
I am reaching maximum comf levels currently
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there was an artificial death in the west(east)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSb04ZSu3wI

some post hardcore

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>mfw I realize how many times I got drunk and took a piss on the side of a building and how close I was to getting labelled a sex offender for life if a cop happened to see me.
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>>37550452
Yfw you realize ppl step in your piss and bring it into their cars and homes
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>>37550452
I'm literally going to hang my schlong out my door after I finish typing this and let fly a stream.

Let you know how it goes lads
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>>37550452
I saw a guy get arrested for public indecency while waiting in line at Halloween Horror Nights because he peed in a patch of grass.

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Can someone explain to me why I can't get a girlfriend? Why do all girls love chads so much?
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>>37550432

Genetics. inb4 roasties and white knights tell lies to the contrary.
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>why do girls like attractive men who have good senses of humor and are charismatic
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>>37550432
you're not alpha enough

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What do I look like robots?
Do I look good?
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>>37550398
You look fine I guess.
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a nigger who paints houses
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>>37550398
you look chill young blood

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What was the most ferocious nut busted and what were you busting to?
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the first nut I busted. Still remember it I was like 14 I think I started late. But was to imagining fucking a girl at my school
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The first time I fapped to a 2d trap...
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I don't remember what I was busting to all I know is that the nut reached the ceiling

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Which one of us is the most fucked up?

>Be me
>26 , almost 27
>no job
>no friends
>virgin
>still in community college after being there on and off for almost 8 years
>nowhere near a degree because everything I did was unrelated and some non credit classes I withdrew/failed
>live with mom
>dad hasn't spoken to me since 18
>basically a NEET
>try to look busy and leave my house often, sitting inside of McDonalds or Barnes and Noble most of the time
>Trying to move away from the hot desert but don't know how without being homeless
>Only jobs I can get are probably minimum wage service jobs
>Have only $25 in my bank account as of today as I the moment I get financial aid money, I spend it on In-N-Out, Del Taco and McDonald's Iced Coffee
>Don't know what to do for a career
>Very limited options because if I take classes too difficult like Calculus 1 I will probably fail and lose my financial aid
>Can't become a doctor or engineer because of this

Who is more fucked than me?
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Is that all?

Holy fuck, this isnt even worth a response.

3/10 just for making me respond.
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>>37550341
Hah i thought you would be worse off than me..
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>>37550341
That's some low fucking functioning there chief. Are you even captain of your own mind are you just a passive observer as the more primitive parts of your brain command your behaviors? You seem to have some self-awareness but apparently lack all judgement, foresight, and self-control. Forget about being a doctor or an engineer, you need to crawl before you can run. You're at the bottom of the ladder, but instead of trying to climb up, you're just waiting, as though divine gust of wind is going to lift you up higher up on the ladder. Get your shit together, take any job you can get, and start dragging yourself up that ladder and building a life for yourself.

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I'm a 5'9" 24 year old male virgin who's never had s girlfriend.

A lot of women would reject me on that basis, why is it wrong for me to reject women who aren't virgins?
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>>37550294
>A lot of women would reject me on that basis,
You're delusional
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>>37550294
You're not that short. You're either ugly, have a shitty personality, or don't know how to dress. Most likely all three
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>>37550294
Why would you justify your choice to not have sex with someone's choices before your existence. It is okay, dam near impossible to find a virgin these days.

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Anon, wanna sit next to me in church?
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>>37550288
No. You're a nigger loving whore. I hope you die.
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>>37550288
Get away from me you Paptist filth.
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>>37550288
yes, oiorjgally


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