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Have you seen Lindsay Von's pussy?
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Another leaked pic from the latest fappening
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LiteraIly fucking who?
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>>39224415

Gold medalist skier

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>tfw they start throwing insults at you and crowning themselves the winner of the argument by informing everyone that they're leaving to go do something
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>have argument
>BTFO them hard
>a-antisocial n-nerd
>various other normalshit insults
>i have to do something (((important)))
how does one counter this?
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>>39224326
"bruh. You don't have to do shit, you know you lost"
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>when the loser of the argument continues reposting the same already-obliterated argument because he thinks having the last word means he wins

my man, i really do have better things to do

Joss Whedon (nerdy director) pretended to be a male feminist as a way to secretly bang dozens of hot young girls. Even now that he is exposed, women talking about it on Reddit have completely forgiven him.

Has Joss discovered a way for betas to suddenly become Chads by pretending to be feminazis?
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Only if you create brilliant and original tv shows/fictional universes.

Joss is a Chad dude.
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That forehead though. No wonder he's got tons of ideas
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Buffy 2 with an all new cast when, Joss?

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90% of you are so bad off because of your piss poor attitudes.

Yeah, I get it, you've got some unavoidable, unchangeable shit (mental issues, bad looks, etc.) but god damn do you people love to wallow in it.

There are hundreds of millions of people that have just as many things going against them, but are doing 10 times better off than most of you.

Sincerely-
One of the hundreds of millions that match most of yall's description, but is actually doing something in life.
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Yes, OP you're not like us. Congrats. Now fuck off.
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>>39224110
Yes I am.

I just don't focus on it as much.
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>you dont have it worse as someone else so youre not allowed to complain

so youre saying that literally nobody is allowed to complain about life giving them except for some ptsd-suffering soldier with burn marks all over their body and maggots eating away at his brain while suffering from cancer?

you should stop repeating everything people tell you
youre a fucking broken record

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>tfw you realize we are the bad guys
>tfw you realize that chad and co. are the heroes and robots are the villains
>tfw you realize it makes complete sense that you are friendless and without a gf (ever) given your personality
>tfw you realize no amount of self improvement will change this
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robots are always one of these 3 character types.
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>>39224071
What's he eating in the pic related?
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>>39224071
>tfw the villains were just trying to figure themselves out in a hostile world
>tfw the harshness of their surroundings turned the villains to take out their anger on others
>tfw the villains will never be understood or have a sense of fulfillment
>tfw the villains are trapped to live this way in an endless cycle of hatred and impotence

Will homosexuality be cured in our lifetime?
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>>39224024
Only if we submit to Allah azawajal
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>>39224056
In Islam, instead of being gay out in the open, people fuck children and tell them to be quiet. And they have to, because they'll be killed for participating, too.
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>>39224297
We force fags into the closet

When they are out in the open, they just brainwash kids into becoming trannies and force religious people to bake cakes for them

>be me, first year of college taking computer programming, nervous as fuck
>meet a solid group of friends, hang out in residence, share memes and drinks, play melee and have a blast for the first couple of months
>Friend of a friend starts to hang out with us, girl, 7 or an 8. not bad.
>Girl asks me for a backrub while we hang out
>My beta ass almost panics but I keep it together long enough to give her the backrub
>says I give awesome backrubs
>few days later, asks for another one while we're in res with like, 5 other friends
>I oblige, this time chatting with her about her and mine past relationships
>do most of the talking
>stop giving her a backrub once she seems to fall asleep
>leave
>next morning all my friends come up to me telling me that she told them i groped and violated her and shit
>O fuk
>apologize that They thought that was the case because im beta, they dont buy it
>aggressively tell them shes lying and what really happened
>the white knight brigade doesn't buy it
>kicked out of friend group, don't talk for months
>go into a depressive state where I do nothing but go to school, get shit grades, and go home to sleep.
>say "fuck it"
>start training at the gym with a new friend
>amazed at the stress relief
>start doing martial arts
>feelsbadassman
>feelslessbetaman
>lose 20 pounds in a month
>double my strength in weeks
>one of the old friends tries to start shit on social media, bringing everything back up almost a year later

I really want to beat the shit of the cocaine addicted cuck whos trying to bring everything back when it finally felt like it was gone and i had moved on. But im feeling like thats what he wants me to resort to.

Thoughts on what I should do?
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Blogpost about it on /r9k/
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>>39224030
ex deeeeeee
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>>39224009
Reply "nice meme" and nothing else

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>he fantasized singing the lyrics to a vidya song at the school talent show
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I do this a lot but with the piano and in front of my girlfriend instead of school
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>>39223977
Your hypothetical girlfriend I assume?
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>>39223959
I'M STILLLLLLLL IN A DREAM SNAKE EAAAAATERRRRRRR

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Summer has always been the most lonely time for me. Does anyone else know this feel?

When I was in school I had some friends, but they forgot about me every summer. So every summer (after I became too old for camp) was spent alone in my house playing video games. Thinking back to that time makes me remember the orange glow of evening sunlight peering in through a crack in the blinds, causing it to reflect off my CRT television, making Sand Andreas difficult to see. That dusk sunlight signaled another wasted day coming to a close.

Summers were still lonely after high school. I didn't go to university, instead I worked on and off. I never made any friends at work, so I still had those lonely summers. Now I'm 24 and quit work two years ago. Now another painfully long, lonesome summer is coming to an end. Now I'm in the same place as I was in 2007. A decade of these long, lonely summers... and they seem to get lonelier every year...
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your feel is known by me friend
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Ill be your friend, how do i contact you?

>THIS COMMENT IS CERTIFIED ORIGINAL
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I'm just like you op...but you know what?I just stopped caring...im better off alone

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>cute homely asian girl gave me a long reply and is showing interest in me
Well,I guess I am gonna become Chad and lafff at you pathetic assholes. I mean,SHEEEEEEEIT, it has only been a day and I got a hit from a cutie,smart asian girl. Hit the muthafuckin jackpot boiyo. Still gonna post here though.
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>>39223752
>cute homely
>cute
>homely

Look in the dictionary before you post OP
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Homely means ugly.

You meant "comely".
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>>39223869
>>39223831
I know,I should have said "ok looking". My bad,bucko.

Is it too late to get a facebook/instagram
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>>39223748
yeah, should probably just kys
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>>39223760
>kys
What does this mean? I'm 19 for context
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>>39223810
It means "Kill your self".

>>39223748
Is there some kinda unsung rule that you can't have a social media acct. past a certain age? Just make a damn account if you think it will improve you

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Maybe things will be better when I wake up tomorrow.
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>>39223670
It really only gets better once we finally don't wake up.
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>>39223670
Im keep teeling me that. But 6 months passed and stuffs get worst every day.
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>>39223670
>Maybe things will be better when I wake up tomorrow.
Hopefully not.

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I know this is a stupid place to post this but i wanted to know if you guys think i have a chance to get into my top choice university's..here's the list
>purdue
>virginia tech
>penn state
>uiuc
My gpa is 3.63 and my sat score is 1350..just wanted to know if it's a waste of time and money to apply to these places later this year
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Is that weighted GPA?
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>>39223667
Just look up the average GPA and SAT for those schools. If yours are higher, then you have a decent chance.
Also why would you apply to state schools from states other than yours?
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>4 schools
>4 different states

VTanon here,

Just go to an in-state school lmao. It also depends a lot on what you want to major in. You don't want to go to Johns Hopkin's if you don't want to do medicine.

If I were you, I'd try to narrow it down to 1 or 2 schools from that list, and apply to them. Try to ask yourself why you want to go to a particular school: what does it offer to you academicswise/tuitionwise/partywise?

I can't speak for the other schools, but as far as Tech is concerned, your grades by themselves are good enough. But applying is more than just grades. Extracurriculars, essay, and other such normie shit is all a part of your application.

It is definitely possible for you to get into these schools. You're not the cream of the crop academically, but you'd be far from the biggest brainlet on campus. You should look up data about GPAs/SAT scores that were accepted each year to each school.

I'm sure normies have informed you about safety schools, and they're a good idea. In addition to the places you apply to from this list, you should apply to some lower-ranking colleges that still have a decent program for your major. For instance, I applied to VT, James Madison, and Christopher Newport, and I got accepted to Tech first so I didn't bother waiting for the other schools to reply back before I accepted VT's offer, since the other two were just a backup.

Good luck robot, we're all gonna make it.

Subscribe to my blog if you have any more questions about VT, go hokies :^)

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>2 days ago brother invites me to go with him to go see an old mutual friend
>today comes
>brother leaves at 11
>comes back at 5
>says nothing about it
>goes to his room
>tfw he left without me
>tfw didn't even have the courtesy to let me know

fucking faggot.
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Your brother is ashamed of you and he just invited you because your mother told him to.
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>>39223703
he's a loser just like me lol.
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Maybe he is his boipussy. Or he es ashamed of you. Or both.

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This guy slaps your ass as you walk by.

Hey white boy let me fuck you in the ass. I'll let you kiss my girl as much as you like while I do too.

Do you take him up on the offer?
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>>39223609
Are you proud of ruining my home board with these shitty fucking bait threads?
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>>39223609
Oh yessa massa nigga. Pwease fuck me up my big jiggly white booty. Thankka suh.
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>>39223609
OP is a massive faggot. As always. Kys.

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