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>"I've spoken to you today more than the guy I'm going out with, so that really says something about you, Anon"
>It really says something that he was able to attract you without talking to you much
>"Oh Well, Y'know...[emojis]"
Fucking roasties
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Don't talk to girls who have boyfriends if you're looking for someone to date then.
That's not the fault of "roasties", that's yours.
>Ask girl out
>She says no
>Find other girl
>Repeat till one says yes
Fuck your whining.
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>>39559626
She messaged me first at like 2 am
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>>39559573
Tbh that is an impressive turn around in the conversation you did there. Dont waste your time to worthless roasties though, you know that she was trying bring you to her game and get you tangled
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STRAIGHT THREAD GENERAL 2017-09-06 02:18:29 Post No.39559556
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NO GAYS OR BIS (READ: GAYS) ALLOWED
Now that there is some peace and sanity...
Post your 10/10s
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>tfw no robot bf
really makes my boypussy ovulate
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I got my bussy bred by fourteen guys last night. Tuesday at the sauna is so slow.
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>>39559575
>>39559593
GAYS GET OUT
If I post more FEMALE cuties will you leave?
How do you reconcile with the fact that you experience infinite unconsciousness after you die?
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>>39559161
Existance gets tiresome sometimes at 24. At 80 I figure I'll be ready for the eternal night.
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>>39559161
lol I don't care. It's going to be just like my life was before I was born, but I would have left behind my legacy.
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>ywn die protecting Serb land in Bosnia
I didn't ask for this feel
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>ywn never be a Ustase Chad genociding inferior serbs
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>>39559135
>the virgin Ustase tripfag vs the Chad Chetnik anon
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>>39559099
>be serb
>loose every war you start
>shitpost on r9k
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/sss/ Starting Social Skills
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Remember brehs, it could always be worse
How are you guys doing in your quest to be more than a muscle autist?
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Recently got a job as a cashier. Used ashwaganda the first few days to loosen me up. The store is very serious about customer service. Ever since grand opening ive been talking to roughly 1-200 people a day at least. After a week ive talked to more people in a week than my entire life. I can strike up a conversation with almost anyone that isnt an asshole now. The pay is shit but it really forced me out of my shell.
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>>39558897
>Ashwaganda
What is this meme
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Reminder that if you're socially retarded you should read this immediately
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>tfw you'll never have a cute vampire gf always dressed as a Victorian goth which loves you and cares for you and in return, you lovingly pump out blood for her.
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>>39558858
I wanna pump a different kind of liquid inside her
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>>39558858
This was my dream in 2008.
But now I just want to impregnate one the female KPOP singers.
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twilight for men when?
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How is it? I mostly got scared off due to that meme where landwhales and single mothers want a really outgoing man with a great look.
I know of OkCupid and Tinder.
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your instincts are right.
and even if it wasnt fatties and roasties, all women are shitty companions.
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>>39558835
Don't bother attempting dating you'll just get hurt if you're pathetic like me
t. hurt by 2 internet girls
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>go on multiple dating sites
>every chick near me is fat
>all the cute girls are far away
>see a cute polish girl on a christian one and immediately get sad i could never go there and visit her
never using dating sites for women.
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>try nofap
>one day passes
>orgasm six times the next day
I'm outright shirking responsibilities so that I can jerk off for hours on end. Sometimes I feel like the internet is a curse.
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replace six with ten and you have me
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None of us get to escape this thing called life.
all the time jerking it or fighting the the urge to jerk it was time I'll never get back.
in the end I'm just alone.
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>>39558806
Are you impulsively masturbating right now?
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Learn Chess and discuss and share chess related things here.
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Is it weird that I am sexually attracted to the horse?
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>>39558800
Maybe you could learn how to use him.
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>>39558722
You don't get many responses in these threads, do you?
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I chugged a water bottle full of wine 15 minutes ago and I only feel slightly mentally loose. When will I get actually drunk? 280 lbs
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Why are you all drunk on a random Wednesday?
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>>39558730
Because today's my day off
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>>39558707
>chugging wine
Drink something with more alcohol.Go to a pharmacy ans ask for medicinal ethanol.That should be 95% alcohol.
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Cute female butthole is my favorite thing
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>>39558697
I'm kind of just getting back into boobs.
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When did anal become so normie?
Fetish fucking dropped. I'm moving up to throatfucking now.
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>>39558697
Cute female buttholes are one of the few reasons I'm still alive.
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>tfw lost oneitis to someone who makes more than you, has a better future than you, is more attractive, has a more fruitful social life, is more liked, who's more capable of basic functioning, considered smarter, in better shape, more confident; but more importantly: has better chemistry with her and makes her happier.
Holy shit, I have never felt such a kick in the balls before. I had to go through my chidhood friend hanging himself. I had to go through my brother shooting himself. I had to sit on my dad's deathbed on his final days with cancer and listen to his death rattle.
And somehow this devastates more than any of those, plus past tragedies, combined. Like... holy shit. Holy fucking shit. I think I could get hit by a speeding train and it wouldn't be nearly as impactful. Just. God. Damn.
God. Fucking. Dammit. I also don't recall ever wanting to end it so hard. Like, right now, so many methods of doing myself in are racing around my head. In addition to the droplets welling up at my eyelids that I'm trying my damndest to suppress. And not only do I feel this cold, tingly air coursing through my veins. I can literally feel my skin getting paler.
I know it's a weird request, but can any femanons give me some advice or share anything they can relate to (other anons welcome too). I know I've said "never before have I..." a few times thus far, but never before have I wanted the opinion of the opposite sex.
I absolutely loved this girl -- and invested so much of myself into her. Not only that, but it was the type of relationship which made you felt like you were actually doing something for each other, getting somewhere, that you could work things out and find a solution together, and taught you a lot about each other, and yourself.
And for this to happen, and the final realisation of which... I'm not going to lie, I kind of want some random psycho to break into my house and set me on fire.
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Fuck mam, I wish I got good words for you, but I honestly don't.
But in all things, please don't end your life here. When you're alive, there's always a chance to turn it around for good. When you're dead, it's game over.
Things can only get better from here. I wish the best for you.
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she probably never loved you anyways, why even be upset.
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>>39558661
there's a real young qt waiting for you out there anon dont get hung up on this one roastie
there are also MEN out there to hang out with and have great times with, mario kart couch co-op, ballhockey games, DnD, clubbing or whatever you do
Do you think there's a community on the web where everyone in it makes jokes that none of them get, but they say them anyways because they wanna fit in?
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>>39558644
Leddit my boy, Leddit
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am I s4s?
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>>39558644
Literally describing 4chan
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If women aren't inherently evil, then why did they defend and idolize Ted Bundy?
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It really makes you think if women don't deserve to be killed by serial killers if they love alpha males so much.
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>>39558641
Ted bundy was very very good at what he did. I belive a man also fell into his charms?
Its like a salesman. A good one can sell anyone,anything.
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Real talk: was Ted a chad, or was he, dare I say, /ourguy/
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How would robots react to a roastie doing this?
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I would probably have a panic attack, so many different variables would be going off in my head.
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>>39558627
Politely ask her if she'd be ok with me pulling out my dick and beating off while staring at her vagina.
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I'd be disgusted but ultimately happy she was on public transportation.
Schizophrenic bums will eventually beat, rape, or kill this animal.