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Those years are the golden age of humanity.

Those years...
The culture of those years are just so pristine and beautiful, occasionally, it makes me shed a tear from here to there. Let's make an example... I want you to envision me as your favorite teacher, lecturing you about your favorite subject. Let me be the Willy Wonka to your factory that is your mind... Alas I digress...
Let's take Diary of a Wimpy Kid... I bet you can remember yourself watching that, however old you may be, either going to the movie theater to popping a tape into the CD player and kicking back after another hard day in Middle School. I bet you loved Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and hell, you may still to this very day. I guarantee that you remember the first time you saw Chirag talk about the cheese, or the first comic-type cut scene. I bet you loved it. Every last second of it... You remember the heart wrenching moment the movie ended, with you just longing for "just a few more minutes!"... I bet you remember the exact moment you found out about the next 2 movies. Although you may not like the movie, I'm sure as Chirag is Indian you remember, at least.
Am I taking you back? I bet I am.
But what happened to that glorious series? Shit. Shit happened. A new movie? A new book? In 2017, or whatever year you may be reading this on, are polar opposites culturally. You can't bring back the good old days of things from that era, and that is why that time period is the golden age.
No. 2008 - 2012

I would love to elaborate more on this, but sadly I have run out of characters. I hope you people agree with me, and feel free to post your responses below.

Thank you! Have a beautiful day, /r9k/, I love you
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wtf is diary of a wimpy kid
I'm 24 and I've heard of it. It's some middle school teen angst bullshit melodrama. I certainly wasn't going to watch that shit.
Wrong. 2001-2006 was the golden age of humanity.

Uni thread
Where are you guys gonna be next year?
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where are my Umass lads at?
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Any Buffalo fags?
Liberty ftw

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What do girls like, how do I keep them appeased?

I finally have a gf and I don't really know what to do.

As an introvert I like my alone time and it's kinda annoying when she keeps texting me random normie shit on reddit, and I feel obliged to reply or she'll probably get offended or something?

I once overheard work colleagues talking about how they bought their boyfriends PS4's and other expensive equipment, with the idea being they get expensive gifts in return. Do I really have to splash out big $$$ on her too? I barely spend money on myself..........

This dating business is crazy and I haven't even considered how to penetrate her yet. At least I'm not kissless/hugless anymore.
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Don't be you.
Your relationship sounds boring as fuck. Reason why you can't have a normie gf.
Do you even love her?
Jus b urself

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>be me
>20 yr old kissless virgin
>wants to have sex, too picky
>disgusted by farts, and anything that has to do with shit. Fell for a ''girls don't poo and fart'' meme when i was a kid
>afraid to have sex because of potential pussy farts and regular farts
>hardcore cognitive dissonance
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP pfffrtt poot poot pooot putter braaaaaaaaaaaapfts
Buy a gas mask and put on headphones. Problem - solved
You're going to be one of those guys who does a 180 in life and end up pushing girls away because you keep asking them to shit in your mouth.

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I hate it when normies think that mental problems can go away by "talking about it and a little bit of therapy"

I just got diagnosed with schizophrenia and the first thing my mom said to me was "you can get better you can get through this I know you can"
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Sorry to hear that anon. I'm bipolar and my dad doesn't even recognize that so I can kind of relate.
You won't ever fix yourself but you can certainly improve your life and find ways to cope with it
You CAN get better anon. You can't get cured, by you can reduce the likelihood of psychotic episodes and learn how to spot signs of them in advance, as well as getting help coming to terms with your illness. I am not schizophrenic personally but I am schizoid and schizotypal (diagnosed by an actual therapist). How did you end up getting diagnosed?

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I'm very unfunny and I found out since I was young that the only way for me to make people laugh is to do stupid things so i do stupid things intentionally (pretending to not know basic stuff..)
Im in college and im starting to freak out because some people actually think im an actualy idiot , I know this is very weird but what should I do?
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welp i need help here guys
A start would be to stop doing stupid things intentionally, if its become a part of your behavioral pattern talk to a shrink about it, I would also sugguest actually telling someone irl that you been doing that.
its like everyone thinks of me as an idiot now,
if i stop being a retard though none would talk to me since i cant make people laugh/tell jokes/be entertaining etc

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Listen wagie, don't speak to me until I have had my coffee.

*snaps fingers and clicks tongue* WAGESLAVE! GET BACK IN HERE!
Make sure you bring me my bendy straw with my coffee this time, or i'll tell bossman all about your anime feet fetish riddled browsing history.
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>Drinking hot beverages with a plastic straw

Enjoy your xenoestrogens.
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Ahh ahh ahh, little wagie. Look inside my cup, is it empty? Then don't speak another word until i've finished my cup of joe.
I'd suggest you hurry with sipping that coffee.you could be late for your daily barber reservation

>not painting your nails like an alpha
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pls respond to the discussion


good trips, looks like the kinda thing a guy in his mid 30s would use when he wants to pretend to still be young but has lost touch with what is cool.

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At what age did you realize you just need to get out of your head every once in a while. Things will fix themselves.
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I'm INTP, I literally can't do that.
I'm autistic when I'm high too.
Just take it easy bro. A little sativa will probably lighten you up around girls.
A little sativa just makes me paranoid that I'm gonna get caught, so I shut the fuck up and hunt cops all the time.

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did you make this collage? what is the point of it
Nice one. Really good.

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This classmate (girl) of mine just sent me a voicemail wishing me happy holidays and i'm pretty sure that she just confused me with someone else or something,
Should I respond to her?
What do I say?
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Say thanks but I'm gay
respond with "Which holidays, it's fucking may"
Ramadan is in May this year, bitch is probably a sandnigger.

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Is there a bigger soul crushing curse than being a filthy manlet?
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Being in a coma maybe.
I'd rather be in a coma, as some one above 6', I might get lucky and one of the male nurses will abuse my boi puss while I am completely immobile and unable to resist but still able to feel everything
>Is there a bigger soul crushing curse than being a filthy manlet?
Find someone on /x/ who can swap our heights (am 6'1")

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This one has many uses so it tends to be my favorite
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I like this one. It has a nice shape to it.
I named this one "there goes the thread" from a /v/ post that used it
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I'll dump a few, meow meow.

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These threads serve no purpose but they're pretty comfy.
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Is there anything worse than being an IN*P male
I'm an INFP and I kinda think it would suck being anything else.
>chaotic evil

I disagree

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My dick and butthole are much darker than the rest of my (rather pale) body.
It looks ditry and I am ashamed of it
Why do I have to be a darklet?
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Bump for dark genitals
just bleach your asshole
Can I also bleach my dick?

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