FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Fuck you robot. I FEEL too much like shit to care about originality
>Inb4 nobody responds
My life is falling apart someone talk to me
do elaborate, anon. what's got your goat?
>>38960255
we're on r9k, all our lives are falling apart/have fallen apart already.
how is it falling apart. did stacy break up with you or something?
>Parents bug me about getting a job
>You'll work every evening and on weekends"
>get some applications
>a week later bugged again
>get 2 more and reapply to some places
>Every day bugged about applications and to get some more
>Apply online
>4 applications all in the same week
>"wtf why don't you have a job?"
Why don't parents understand that applications take actual time to get approved, even for part time?
This month I'll have turned in about 10-12 applications and they're still getting on my ass.
they just can't comprehend that getting a job is a lot harder than it was back in their time
>>38960417
I also have schooland a Fembot gfso god forbid I have free time
>>38960239
Your family probably got their jobs either when the market was good or through nepotism.
Typically 12 applications is what any benefits office here would expect every couple days, 12 in a month ain't great. Though here they expect 35 hours, so you pretty much have to shit out applications all day for jobs you stand no chance of getting.
>havent fapped in 3 weeks
What the hell is going on? I'm not even a nofapper, I just spontaneously lost all interest in anything sexual.
Is this how I get a beautiful pure virgin gf? Or is this how I become a anhedonic omegacuck?
I literally feel no different than before; no boost in self-confidence, no boost in courage, no superpowersunlike NoFap claims.
>>38960225
You're probably depressed. Do you feel turned off or ashamed when you look at pornographic images, videos, or images of beautiful women?
I'm a nofapper and a lot of the benefits are perceived. You do get more energy though, but it plays no part in you getting a gf. That entirely is up to you, fap or nofap. You kind of are more confident.
I've been in it for a month and a half now. I'm making it a permanent lifestyle change.
>>38960225
Wouldn't you agree it would take longer than 3 weeks to be rid of a year's old addiction?
I got that after playing Katawa Shoujo
the orgasm after a month long abstinence wasunderwhelming because I just fapped in the shower without any images in mind
My bikes are worth more than your car.
I have around $60k in vehicles, so no.
>>38960188
Top left $1,500 new
Top right $400
Bottom left
$400
Bottom right
$300 (it's old and worth way more now though)
How did I do?
>>38960188
Did the smiling salesman tell you that with his big white teeth?
I want to convert to Catholic but I feel nervous about going to church and I have many questions.
Any Catholic or Christian robots want to talk to me or guide me?
Honestly, a priest worth his salt would be excited about a conversion. They all want that success story, that lost sheep they shepherded in.
What questions do you have?
>>38960141
What are the differences between Catholicism and Orthodoxy?
>>38960104
In all seriousness you shouldn't feel nervous about walking into a Catholic church for a service and talking to the priest afterwards. I'm Protestant and I did that once. I didn't end up converting, but it was an interesting conversation.
Alright lads.
I'm chatting with this rather attractive artsy chick and we escalated the conversation to sexual topics.
She said her biggest kink is seeing guys fight and one ending up getting raped by a stronger guy.
She actually wants to watch that and somehow managed to arrange it where she ended up being the voyeur of something like that.
What to think of her?
At least she's honest to you.
>>38959948
Where do you live op? I'll butt fuck you or vice versa if you don't have Any STDs
>>38959948
she has supreme taste, she is probably an intellectual
>Be NEET
>Have comfy living arrangement thanks to sympathetic parents
>All bills paid for
>Living in 1st-world country with access to all sorts of goods and services that people hundreds of years ago couldn't even fathom existing
>The Internet allows for infinite exploration and discussion of humanity's history, art, and knowledge
>Have the time and resources to pursue just about any popular hobby or interest
>Be aware of all of the above, and yet do nothing besides spend all day shitposting and wishing for the sweet release of death because mental illness has destroyed your motivation and ability to enjoy things
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I JUST BE HAPPY FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Try psilocybine, amber, Vitamin D3/sun bathing and lifting.
>>38959984
This + meditation
>>38959934
You have to force yourself to do things you like until you've gained enough momentum to keep doing them naturally
>North Korea can kill us at any moment
They've got nukes that can hit the west coast, missiles that can hit the east coast, and now Trump's testing their patience.
>>38959929
>tfw North Korea can kill us at any moment
I hope he aims at LA and not Seattle. I live in Vancouver and do not want to deal with some fall out shit.
>>38959929
Please God, I want to witness WW3.
To heal your depression...
Batman mostly. Fuck Marvel btw.
I've been trying to read Gwenpoole and although it's basically just normie memes I think it's still fun.
I'm finna read Miles Morales soon.
>>38959971
DC superheros are shitty and boring. Drink bleach.
CENSORED PORN GENERAL!!!
>>38959886
But I got a glimpse of your pantsu.
>>38959886
>not censoring her panties
Is this supposed to be insanely easy to fap to or what
>>38959886
Sto p with the foot faggotry. Worse fetish ever
Is there any race uglier than the East Asian?
Literally every time I see a Chink, Jap or any another kind of Gook I feel the strongest, most overpowering urge to punch them square in the face.
They literally look subhuman. It's actually pathetic.
>>38959831
Americas need to work out 4 hours a day to be decent looking.
East Asian here.tfw want to cry every time I look in the mirror because op is tight.
>>38959831
It's not just the faces either. It's the fucking voices
>They all have the most nasal voices possible
>Sound like constipated 12 year olds
>While speaking the ugliest languages on the planet
>take photo
>mirror it
I just did this and my face looks like an abomination, its so crooked and deformed I dont know what to say
whats going on
Wouldn't you like it more after mirroring it? That's how you see yourself in the mirror, no?
I know I hate a pic of myself before mirroring it, after that it becomes ok - at least I can see myself
>>38959812
I'm guessing you're doing it on a mobile or tablet. Use a propper digital camera from far away and you'll be pleasantly surprised
>>38959812
I get told this bullshit that it's because I'm not used to seeing my face like that.
>tfw 25 yo robot on the verge of dating a 14 yo girl
Very nice, godspeed
>dating anyone
>in the current year
>>38959802
OH WHEN THE MODS
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OH WHEN THE MODS GOOO MARCHING IN
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