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>be me
>struck midnight and became my birthday 2 and a half hours
>been in discord with my small friend group for 2 of those hours
>they all knew it was my birthday today because I hinted at it every hour of every day prior
>they all left without saying anything about it
>for the past half hour i've been resisting the urge to cry myself to sleep
Was I stupid for expecting anything?
Also am I stupid for getting so messed up over these small things?
I'm so stupid ._.
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Happy birthday anon. I hope you have a good day spoiling yourself.
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>>39258025
Thank you anon. Although I don't deserve the spoiling, nor can I even afford to spoil myself :c
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nobody outside of family has ever told me happy birthday in my entire life, get over it.
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There are a bunch of teenage normalfags parked outside my place fishing and camping for a night or two. They are making so much noise and are starting to get on my nerves. There are makes and rivers everywhere i live, why do they have to go right next to me.
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>>39257982
Shoot them using castle laws to justify it.
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>>39258030
I'm a eurofag and don't have a gun.
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>>39258331
Grab a bat or crowbar wait until they're asleep then bash their heads in one by one. Weigh down bodies and dump them in the closest body of water.
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>Get a job!
Why? I can just leech off my parents and the government forever.
>Get a wife!
Why? Women are more effort than they're worth and I have unlimited access to porn.
>Video games and cartoons are for kids!
Look at me enjoying myself and look at yourself, a miserable stressed out mess at the end of your rope. Your wife and kids hate you and all you have to look forward to is paying off your massive debts and spending maybe a decade on the verge of death "enjoying" your retirement.
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>Get a car and learn to drive!
Why? It's a pointless expense and public transport is way cheaper. If a woman won't fuck me because I don't have a car I don't need a woman.
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>>39258051
>implying fag living on US have transportation
>can't go anywhere because everything is so faraway
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>>39258112
I've never lived there so I wouldn't know, but that sucks anon
Too far for even a cheap moped to get you anywhere?
>Be 27
>failed class A test 5 fucking times
>got kicked out of trucking school that the state paid 6500 for because i exhausted my time
>Meanwhile people my age are buying homes,getting married,and well into their careers
>back to the job search looking for dead end labor work
Honestly lads, I'm in a dark place. I've been going to the gym for 9+ years and I don't even want to go do that anymore.
>but i do go still,while nursing a shoulder injury.doing light cardio and abs,no weights
>make contact with old friend i used to play gears of war with back in HS
>Feel too embarrassed to talk to him because I'm such a fuck up
But I don't want to quit, i still want to keep going. always been stubborn, too stubborn to quit will keep failing until i die or win,whichever comes first
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>>39257683
Keep going robot. I'm 26 and in a similar position. I'm planning to write 20 books then off myself. I'm currently on book 5.
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> just turned 26
> made an extra 40k this year so far
> training kickboxing with my best friend
> traveling
Hard work pays off
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WHY CAN'T I IMPROVE AT ANYTHING FUUUUUCK
I'm 25 years old and I have the cognitive skills of an eighty year old with Alzheimer's.
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you don't actually need a girlfriend to be happy, stop being so entitled, she's a person, not an accessory, she is not going to lift you up from your deep pit of self pity.
grow some balls, get a hobby, love yourself and start lifting. it'll work wonders. and also don't go around asking out women, they can smell desperation from miles away, instead be confident in yourself and your purpose, they'll come to you.
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>>39257607
you are so fucking stupid
fuck
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IDK dude
My life did a complete 180 after getting a gf
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>>39257607
>love yourself
yeah well its kind of hard to love yourself when you're genuinely an unlovable sack of shit that hasn't achieved anything...thats kind of why I need someone else to do it for me
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>2017
>Not being a Fuckboy
>Still thinking that Jocks are what women want
Chad's days are over. Now you must be Jayden, the narcissistic metrosexual, in order to get pussy.
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>>39257564
Guess who's gonna camp that supreme drop tomorrow
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My boyfriend isn't metrosexual and he has me so idk
He loves wearing black
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>>39257626
you some kinda cuckgay?
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sad after sexual pleasure
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>masturbate.
>cum buckets.
>feel like shit after.
Will sex just be that but times 20?
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I'd say it will be just the opposite. If it's your first time the actual cumming will probably be underwhelming, but then afterward you have someone to cuddle with instead of rushing back to reality in your sad empty apartment with your dick in your hand and an underage anime girl on your monitor
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>>39257549
I think the best thing about sex is that you make a woman feel pleasure and you can do foreplay before and cuddle with her after.
But I don't know because I've never even talked to a girl romantically.
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>>39257549
This is a known thing, anon. It happens to everyone. It's called "post-coital depression," and yes, it will. Google that shit.
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>Join friendship group
>Always on the periphery of the group
>Never fully included in discussions
>Never invited to all of the events
>People just tolerate my existence
Fucking WHY has this always happened for my ENTIRE LIFE no matter how hard I try??? Are we just born with some kind of "Robot Gene" that prevents us from being treated as real friends of normies?
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>>39257426
stop hanging out with normies, dingus. take a hint!
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>>39257475
It doesn't matter if it's with traditional normalfags or with so-called ""nerds"". It ALWAYS happens
This even used to happen to me in online communities. I would join servers and forums as a teenager and would always be distinctly one of the "uncool" players who wasn't involved with the inner circle of the community
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>>39257533
>>39257426
I thought I was the only one...orignallyio
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Get comfy and share materials. We're gonna be here a while.
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>>39257407
Never fails to make me sick.
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>>39257498
Best way to start the day
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>>39257388
Women deserve to be treated based on how they act
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>came 4 times yesterday
>came 3 more times today since i woke up
>will probably cum 2 more times today
I can't stop
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>>39257384
I wish a cute succubus loli would sneak into my room at night and molest me.
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I feel you OP. Honestly the only thing I'm bitter toward women about is multiple orgasms. I wish I could just fap to anime cuties all day
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>>39257384
Where can i find more shit like this?
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>people chewing
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Why the fuck do people chew with their mouths open? Whenever someone does it I have an urge to beat them to death
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>>39257419
It's alpha to chew as loud as possible and let some food fall out my your mouth.
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>>39257443
Is there a virgin chew vs Chad chew?
How old is /r9k/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13770907
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>>39257213
Summon the mods on these underage kids.
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>no wizards yet
/r9k is truly dead
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>>39257294
I'm over 30but I've had plenty of sex
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Post pictures of pure utter misery and emotional pain
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>>39256789
how did he cut the cake
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>>39257071
w3ird
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>>39256789
I wish my parents did shit like this. It might be uncomfortable as hell, but that's how you get rid of social anxiety.
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Why are men who only want to date busty girls called shallow while women can say something like "short guys aren't even men" and people laugh along?
Especially considering men's love of big breasts is a preference while height is a REQUISITE for women?
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>>39256627
men are expected to be strong and not care about such criticisms
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>>39256627
I'm actually impressed at the amount of bullshit you managed to cram into two lines of text.
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Short guys aren't men. They're boys. Little boys.
A preference? Yeah, what you don't realize is that your, "preference" is about something I can't control, you misogynistic pig.
How do you think I feel when you're judging me for my body, and something beyond my control?
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Is there anything worse than having boomer parents?
>be introvert during teenage years, get into programming and mathematics
>son,_you're_doing_the_computers!.wav
>parents ship me off to university because they think i'll be the next Torvalds or some shit
>use boomer mentality to make me pay for every penny of it, despite not receiving *any* financial aid because "muh discipline" and "muh when I was your age I worked a minimum wage job and paid for university"
>work my nuts off at a computer engineering degree, it's 140 credits jammed into 4 years, have to take 19 credits each semester
>for my fellow engineering fags you know that's a fucking ton of work
>swimming in debt from private student loans, now entering senior year and seriously doubting if I can even find the funds to finish school
>meanwhile boomer parents have bought two new cars and a new dog totally literally my debt amount during my time in school
>if I do manage to graduate it'll be by the skin of my teeth
>hardware jobs being taken by chinese and koreans, software being taken by pajeets and autistic liberal whites
>literally gonna be left $100k in debt with no job prospects because my parents are too disconnected with the modern world to realize that STEM no longer immediately equates to upper middle class life
I'm not even mad, I just... how can you be so far away from reality?
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>>39256619
>get into programming and mathematics
and that's your only fault
your own fault
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>>39256619
>use boomer mentality to make me pay for every penny of it, despite not receiving *any* financial aid
Went thru the same shit. Just wait until you have kids. Remember how your grandparents would watch you so your parents could work and have a life outside the house without breaking the bank on daycare? Well boomers don't do that shit. You'll be on your own when it comes to raising kids too.
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>>39256619
Boomers are pretty much sociopaths