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>tfw no qt mommy gf to breastfeed me
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>>35618248

Shit guys I don't need another weird fetish
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>>35618413
>"Awww, anon, you soooo cuuute haha!"
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No sound. No free link.

Terrible thread OP.

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Does the majoritive male population of this board honestly believe that almost all women have within their sphere a number of single male orbiters and lackeys? Is that an actual thing many of you believe?

I mean I get that this is an entirely anecdotal example, but I'm an objectively attractive young woman that anybody would assume I was a fashionable, financially and emotionally stable person with good hygiene standards just by glancing at me in the street, and I have nobody in my life. Virtually all of my 'closer' friends are men that I know online, most of whom live abroad be in in America or some Nordic country or other, and none of them know or care that I'm currently experiencing a complete emotional breakdown and the worst depression I've ever experienced in my life, and it's not like I haven't been dropping hints, I've been dropping them like it's 42 degrees in temperature. None of them are really interested or really care. And why should they? They all have lives and interests and problems of their own. If I'm a loser it's entirely my problem and entirely my own concern.

Like fuck, it's gotten so bad I've going out in the middle of the night, like 3 in the morning, and sitting in McDonalds eating fries alone at a table, just so I can be near other people. The last time I had face to face communication with another human was when I gave the Starbucks barista my order yesterday.

I'm so lonely. I wish the orbiter meme was real, maybe at least then I'd have somebody to talk to.
I'm going on another night walk now to go stare at that inviting looking overpass again.
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>>35618192
>I'm an objectively attractive young woman
>I'm so lonely.
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>>35618192
Kek you could just make a Tinder profile and you'd have 50 orbiters in an hour.

What's the fucking problem?
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whre u are? i can be your friend

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>if you're legit showing interest on a girl it comes as "too clingy" even if it really isn't
>if you're not it they are all head over heels over you, but it's pointless because why be there when there's no motivation

how the fuck do i escape this catch 22 ?
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Remember this whenever you see a cute girl:

The only winning move is not to play.
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>>35618287
that's normally how i play it out, but i dont want to this time
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with them big ol cards

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>mfw ill never be white
Tell me why the white race is so superior to all othet races of the world,
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>>35618026
Blacks are good athletes
Asians are smart as hell
Whites are just average
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>>35618116
Asians are better athletes than withes though.
Whites only excel at strength.
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>>35618026
Kys coon

Oregano oil

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Good afternoon r9k. Ballbusting couple (minus the wife cuz shes a pleb) 8 years of ballbusting going on 9. Come in and bullshit with me or just derail the thread with miscellaneous stuff. Ill give everyone a (you) ;)
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What video games are you planning on playing this weekend? im replaying bloodborne as the joker
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I ran out of things to say. Just waiting on the bar to open while the wife is out
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>>35618017

Sauce to pic in OP?

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I've noticed that recently a lot of women are wearing these. What do they mean by this?
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Hiding their Adam's apple.
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It's roastie for "cut here"
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For fucks sake...

Shit like this is why the internet is a piece of shit these days.
Every fucking day the same shit gets posted every fucking day.

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can someone explain this subreddit to me?

https://www.reddit.com/r/PornIsCheating/
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>>35618007
It's reddit.

They're a bigger cesspool of retards than this site is.
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They believe porn is cheating.
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>butthurt women blown the fuck out by their own insecurities

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He's so adorable, they make a cute couple.
And she's such a sweetheart - bless her!
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>>35617995
>kids with down syndrome get to go to prom
>and hug cute girls
>i'm 26 and didn't go to prom and never hugged a girl

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my fate is a fate worse than fucking death
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Thank fuck I wasn't in school when this shit was acceptable
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Does anyone have the rest of these photos with her Chad bf?

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[Hardbass playing]

How do you like your salad blin ?
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>>35617984
cyka blyat salad is trash okroshka is best
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>>35618048
Idi ti nahui , what are you a ittle girl?
True slavs eat raw onions .
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>>35617984

Felt some feels when he started talking about how shitty life was getting in that Christmas video t b h

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>Go on plebbit
>Go on /r/politics
>Make a thread about child support being stupid
>Bring up stats
>Get downvoted as fuck
>"This is why nobody takes you seriously. Blocked btw"
>"Wow so ignorant!"
>"He's just mad because he wants some child support too"
>Thread gets deleted
>Get banned

So much for intellectual discussion.
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>>35617979
>>Go on plebbit
Why would anyone do such a thing?
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>go to 4chan
>go on pol
>make a thread about child support being useful
>Bring up stats
>"This is why nobody takes you seriously. Blocked btw"
>"Wow so ignorant!"
>"cuck"
>Thread gets deleted
>Get banned
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>>35617979

>Go on plebbit to post an unpopular opinion

Why waste your time?

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>tfw limited my candy intake to only one King Size Snickers per day and now only drink Coke Zero, which has no calories, but haven't lost any weight
Who here fell for the fitness meme too? The truth is, you can only lose weight if you have the right genetic makeup, like a fast metabolism. Fuck this.
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Go to >>>/ck/ and >>>/fit/ and >>>/adv/ but you can continue to share your frustration of life here as well...
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>>35617923
aspartame, as well as added sugar can contribute to weight gain. Maximise your carbs and fibre intake, as well as veg. Stop consuming the powdered jew
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>>35617923
1. no candy
2. Real squeezed juice, or water *(stick with water)
3.Cut back on salt, *(its easier then you think)
4. if its a nice day out, then go for a walk


mfw 6'2 188lbs

stopped drinking candy water, ate less/but more healthy meals, and walked

now im 6'2 155lbs

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why do we let these role playing shitskins speak for white people? Why is this allowed?
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>>35617914
Wrong board mate

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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dont forget slavs
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>>35618041
Slavs are white dickhead

Also I don't see a problem with shitskins attacking other shitskins

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Balding, weak jaw, gaining weight. Should I just end it or wait for my inheritance money?
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>>35617900
you not looking depressed enough.
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Wait for inheritancebux and play video games
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How old are you? At least you look like a man. I'm 26 and I look like a fucking babyfaced 16 year old. 19-20 with a shitty "beard".

>foreveraboy

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Would it be morally wrong if I got my bf fat on purpose by cooking him high calorie, delicious meals?
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Yes but do it anyway, for laughs!
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just date me, I'm already fat
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>>35617836
Good luck, cooking actual meals from scratch and getting huge off it is insanely hard.

Fat people get fat by eating processed shit that bypasses satiety brain chemistry.

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I used to be "ashamed" of my own face and body

As a child I was the hairiest boy in the class, the first one to get a moustache and my nose always looked bigger than them

Then I realized that I was literally of arab race and that people similar physically to me had become very important and respected in this world
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anyone knows that (good) feel?
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i thought i was arap but i was redpilled i don't have j halpalogrouo but e
i was yeey
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>>35617811
I used to think that i've looked alright until i've stumbled onto lookism. Now i think that i'm literally troll-tier.

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