>mfw some bitch thinks she can pull off short hair but she can't
>>37709907
>but she can't
women fighting are scary
a man wouldn't pull hair off
Hello everyone I've not been here for a long time but now I'm back
Stop posting that gay frog reddit faggot.
>Try to be more social.
>Get outta my basement and join hiking group.
>They put me in their chat group the first day.
>Almost die of fatigue on the first hike. For >beginners? My ass.
>Never come back.
>Still on the chat group 6 months later. Stalking.
>One dude killed himself.
>6-7 people are added every month.
>The same amount quit.
>Every I see the notification "#### left", I put their number on my address book to see their profile pic and investigate who they are.
>Phone one by accident.
>New phone. Can't find how to hang up. Try to remove battery.
>Cover can't be removed. Shit.
>Switch it off after 6-7 rings.
Now I got 15 messages asking me who the fuck am I.
tell him you're the guy who killed himself then never respond again
I cant tell who is more autistic in this, you for not just responding "sorry wrong number" after the first message or the other person for sending you 15 god damn messages demanding to know who u are after only 1 call not even considering for once it could have been a wring number or even a courtesy call.
>>37709963
I have a degree in mechanical engineering and according to this dude's FB he's a mathematician... So you can figure our autism level...
Every women of my city are investment money in all those mandalas (ponzi schemes), they dont believe that mandalas are fraudulent
Alright, say something nice about her r9k.
>>37709705
She gets uglier each time I see her. I can already tell that she has potbelly and an absolute pancake for an ass
>>37709779
delet this
orangutang
>>37709705
Looks like she would suck dick with a Passion
Why are british women either really hot or look extremely inbred?
She's kind of both isn't she
she looks inbred and a bit disfigured
but she's fucking fit innit?
>>37709560
Me and Maisie are meant to be. We have the exact same birthday. Also making noblemen eat their own children is my fetish
>>37709560
>tfw visit California and all the women are skinny, tanned, and attractive
i thought it was just a meme, i would be a fembot if i lived there
>Create fake tinder profile with chad pictures to see how it is
>Like and swipe everyone like a madman for days
>barely any matches only get 2-3 uglies
I cant even get girls while being good looking
femanon here
guess you'll have to lower your standards since you obviously can't get a gf with that attitude of yours
>>37709579
youre posts arent funny my man
>>37709579
Get off this board Roastie. You're not welcome here.
General drug thread for my degenerates.
So due to some miscommunication this weekend I will get my hands on both LSD and shrooms. I love LSD but have never had an opportunity to try shrooms. Do I dare take both?
>>37709534
If it's your first trip, take the shrooms. A lot of "LSD" is wonky. I even got a batch from a reliable vendor that was a bit precursor-y and made me confused at times. The other batch I have from them turned out to be FIRE though. You just never know until you try it. No reason to have your first trip be shitty because of that.
>at texas roadhouse steakhouse alone
>get seated, waiting for the waiter to come to get my order
>notice big titted qt across from me
>staring at her boobs for at least a solid 2 minutes, lost in thought
>waiter comes up to me and snaps me out of my trance
>when i awake from my deep trancelike stare at the qt's breasts across from me i look up
>notice she's looking me in the eye
>hurry and shift my attention to my menu and order the first thing i see
>waiter leaves
>looking out my perferial vision
>can see her looking at me, sense her stare
>fuck
>she knows i was staring at her tits for at least a solid 3 minutes
>start freaking out
>ask nearby waiter where the bathroom is but make sure the qt can hear me
>pretend to go to bathroom
>really leave the fucking building and walk back home alone and anxiety ridden
why do i even try and go out
its not safe me out there
>>37709524
Don't you desert the sanctity of your basement again. It's a cruel world out there
>>37709781
It is, that's the last time I leave for a while unless i'm shopping for necessities
Come join us fellas
>>37709383
Do you have Higgus in your server?
1) IPs which are new to the site must wait for a period of time, probably anywhere between one and seventy-two hours, to post. This does two things: it encourages new users to lurk moar and it prevents banned people from just resettingtheir IP and continuing to shit-post. Spammers like the pedobot on /tv/are fucked.
2) Posting on /pol/ sets off a one hour cooldown on posting on all other boards that prevents the relentless /pol/ shit-posting and racebait that most boards now suffer from.
3) Phone-posting is banned. This stops shit-posting and punishes Redditors, which most phone-posters are.
How can people hate cuckoldry when it leads to long happy stable marriages like this?
>>37709301
A quick google search of who the fuck this is shows that they've killed their tumblrs and are no longer together. lmfao
>tfw no 2nd generation immigrant bf
>>37709222
Give me your jobs faggot
(Oregenal)
>tfw no tongued runt mimic enervation gf
>>37709790
That's an autistically specific feel
i will never play fight with a petite qt, pin her down and grope her for fun
i just want to rape rp, or at least be rough with a girl
is this normal
sure it is. we guys are supposed to be in charge here and it naturally feels good to do so. don't listen to the fags on this board.
>>37709186
hii yes femanon here, plus being a switch is life <3
>not having your rape rp turn into ballbusting
Lol feggit
I was looking at some time stop porn, and I wondered, what if women are sluts only because a group of people with time stop powers fucks every female because they can stop time and the amount of time they spend fucking frozen women is limitless so effectively they have fucked every single female, and maybe they have a set of guidelines where they only fuck women at a certain age, but there was some sort of internal power struggle within the group so they started fucking girls at a younger age than prior to their groups laws, so that's why girls are super slutty at a young age.
I mean, how could we know, right?
TIME STOP FREEZE !!
>>37709167
>>>/x/
Fuck off, friendo