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>>38785516
Just tell her it's dry semen and she'll get horny and fuck you.

>>38785516
>implying you dont lick the shit clean after
come on OP thats a waste learn to do your drugs

>>38785592
This.Coke is the most revealing ahit besides lsd.You gotta be carefull nigger

>>38785514

congrats you dumb bitch

>>38785514
Plot your escape. Your boyfriend is a fucking manwhore and so is your ex best friend

You made this thread yesterday. No one feels sorry for you. Get over it

>>38785500
Because it is the most common. People like the idea of having something rare.

The worst eye color is blue or hazel, anon.

Girls with brown eyes are bae

Shitbag mother ruined life on purpose. Thrived anyway. Fuck her.

edgy 13 year olds need to fuck off to reddit

A series of mundane events only making existienial dread worse

first post for Northamptonshire

>>38785449
>milk came out of my pee pee
It's broken, mate. Sorry.

>>38785490

Brackley reporting in

>>38785388
Gender dysphoria isn't a disease, you can't catch it, it's a mental illness just like any other. They were born with it or developed it.

That said, this will probably end poorly for you if you're straight and adamantly transphobic but maybe you've found the love of your life somehow.

> So far the best option I have is telling her that I fall in love with people because of their faces and personality, and that I really do consider myself straight.
Good idea, it'll get all the cards on the table at once. Good luck, OP.

>>38786559
Do you think that will work? Cause I'm really not sure if I want to be calling her "my boyfriend" and "him" during our whole relationship. She's been cool with me mixing up She and He so far but I'm not sure if she'd be just as fine with it if I do it willingly.

>>38785388
You stupid nigger
You just said you hate trans people
Dating someone who considers themself a man will not help you get a girlfriend

169cm KEK
my dad is 6ft
i'm 6ft
the fuck is wrong with you

>>38785341
Should have eaten your vegetables

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>dad is 181cm
>mom is 170cm
>I'm 195cm

What went so fucking right?
everything else went terribly wrong though

Just get penis extension surgery, don't worry it's not like you'll die or anything

The gods designed you to be only able to pleasure small asian women, you best pursue them exclusively

that thing can't even get a normal erection that stands up on its own

>>38785261
Not really, his youtube vids are accesible through hooktube. No more x amount of cents deposited to his account for viewing his videos.

>>38785498
He's not That popular

http://www.webmd.com/diet/obesity/what-gastric-bypass-surgery#2

Post-surgery weight loss is often dramatic. On average, patients lose 60% of their extra weight. For example, a 350-pound person who is 200 pounds overweight would drop about 120 pounds.

Many weight-related health problems improve or even disappear after gastric bypass surgery. The most common are diabetes, high blood pressure, asthma, and obstructive sleep apnea.

But losing weight and keeping it off takes lasting lifestyle changes, like eating several small meals a day and getting regular exercise.

>>38785149
Blame is an ego ridden superstitious concept that should be eradicated

>>38785149
not really
considering reality is a simulation that exists for only yourself, blaming literally everyone else would be better than blaming yourself

>>38785149
No because you will always assume everything will go wrong and close yourself off from the outside work. Girl starts to talk to you and flirt with you. You will assume she wants something from you.

Do you ever remember her saying "Ugh anon, I want xyz so bad!" Get her that thing. It will make her feel special that you remembered something she said.

what is their relationship to you and what kind of hobbies and interests do they have?

>>38785140
flowers or/and money
in my country we normaly jut give them an envelope with some money in it and write happy birthday on the outside
if you really wanna get her a gift try a book or if you are knowledgeable into make-up and know what she uses buy her that
have a nice life

So you gonna post the sauce or what.

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>>38785112
You too did a nice job anon!

So the answer was no then?

>>38784925
His songs are never top 10 on the billboard hot 100

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>>38784925
Best? Probably not, though I don't know who IS best, it's probably not Kanye. But it's undeniable that Kanye is not the most influential artist so far in the 21st century.

>>38784958
U wot m8?

http://www.billboard.com/articles/list/1566522/kanye-wests-20-biggest-billboard-hits

>>38784916
By ending it tonight.

>>38784916
1) stop being a faggot
2) shave your head
3) get on a body weight exercise routine, this will get you fit and change your brain chemistry
4) fuck qts

>>38784916
Just bee oneself OP

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>>38784852
is where all the good goys can go die for Israel

>Dying for the kikes

Only Mexicans, niggers, and white trash go

>>38784852
>normie fest
>War on Terror means you will mostly deployed mostly to shitty countries.
>Politically correct garbage has gotten out of control and you will spend countless hours in mandatory sexual harassment education seminars.
>filled with idiots.
>Enlisted get treated like shit.
>benefits actually are not that great.