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>>34884062
she probably sucked doctor chads cock.

>>34884066
please do not

i'm very sad

>>34884082
i couldn't resist
really no one gives a shit
about some rotten old bag of dried up beef flaps dying

>>34883873
>hairline receding since 17
>I have a big forehead that juts out from my skull
>would be masculine if my hairline wasn't complete shit and if I had a stronger jaw
Fuck this gay earth

>>34883921
i have a strong jaw but fuck it i'll still hate the way i look bald

when i have short hair all i see is like some ugly dude in the mirror, then when i sort of have bangs they make my features look less large and less like a mong

im using finasteride rn and i dont give a FUCK if it stops working by the time I'm 30, that's long enough for me to live enough of a youth that is getting robbed from me

http://www.mensfitness.com/life/entertainment/heres-why-receding-hairline-could-reveal-your-cancer-risk

>The new study surveyed almost 400 men who visited the Princess Margaret Cancer Centre for prostate biopsies, asking them if they had any severe balding before age 30 and/or at the present time, and having them place themselves on the Norwood scale, which rates the progression of balding from 0 for "none" to 4 for "severe."

In total, about half of all the men who came in for biopsies ended up being diagnosed with cancer. Among them, the data showed, men who scored a 3 on the Norwood scale were about three times as likely to have a malignant tumor. And-prepare to shudder-those who scored a 4 on the scale were three times as likely to have a more aggressive form of the cancer.

EPIC MEME

>>34883828
They don't hurt and they feel like normal skin, maybe a bit raised. Whoever that is must have been extremely obese.

Stretch marks don't hurt. They're essentially scar tissue.

I have them on my lower back and knees.

they don't hurt but this would feel fucked and uncomfortable

wash your butthole

>>34883808
I already finger my butthole until it's clean after every shitting session.
What else?

>>34883737
Eat less condimented shit my dude.
Drink more water.

Shower every fucking day.
Stop masturbating daily.
Wash your clothes better
Trim your balls
Cut your fingernails
Use perfume.

Wash between the balls and your anus really food.

>>34883439
The tits turned out to just be eggs harboring smaller humans.

major back problems.

Pregnant by senior year.?

>>34883423
>What? No, you've got it wrong. I'm in love with YOU, not her!
Original

>no grrrlcock to breed your boicunt

>>34883458
>no grrrlcock to breed your boicunt
i enjoyed the idea behind this post desu

>tfw a cute girl will never fuck you so hard you become a woman

>under the water
Im gonna run and thats all

>>34883444
>Im gonna run and thats all
why not hide behind her

>>34883492
Because I want to use the bathroom 4 men. If I hide behind her, the girls will know

>>34883401
>here are some of her tweets.
Where?

>>34883401
her handle isn't fembot, i shift+ctrl+c that shit.

>>34883401
She is a incel, and when she does bone she does something like warthogging.

But that's gay as fuck, bruv.
t.gay guy

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>>34883363
just stopped by to leave a message

>>34883473
No it's not, just do it! It's just for fun! :)

>>34883359
>he got a date
ok normie

>>34883359
That woman sounds like fucking King kong.

My friend at work is legit 5'4 and got this latina qt 3.14s number right in front of me.

it made me internally ree but I was also proud of him

except now you have to worry about them flipping out and claiming you raped them if you dont give them enough validation

>>34883314
Seriously, its the way to go. Most girls that age are retarded. Are they shallow? a bit. But girls are about 4 years ahead of guys maturity wise.

As long as you're not a creep, a 20 year old girl would MUCH rather have a 24 year old boyfriend. "OMG you DONT have roommates?" "Holy shit, you have a credit card and can rent a car so we can actually do shit?"

Its easy AF beacuse even Chads at 20 are lower than you because you can do things they cant with looks alone.

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>>34883314
Orginsidnss

>at McDonald's

Cmon man cut that shit out.
Shits bad for you. Do it at KFC instead

had some chinese food

contemplated killing myself

the usual

>>34883329

what chinese food did you get? Did you get authentic or white people chinese food?

>>34882953
Break ice by suggesting orgy. Good luck

>>34882953
>4 month long gap program
where are you going?

>>34882953
Runaway. Lol
Or fug a bitch

Please don't kill yourself anon. I'm rooting for you a little bit even though we've never met.

Head meets the ground first and it's 99%

>>34882880
And if you land on your legs?

You create the meaning, if you have no meaning just kill yourself, If I had the spine for it and didn't care so much about my mother, id likely have done it by now myself.

Id at least wait til your 30 though, just in case you find meaning.

Living will hurt the person you hate the most

>>34882792
Porn, jokes, good food, music, video games, good smells, and the feeling of hope.